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I know it's in almost every page, but the "Wow" tag is somehow funnier on this one.
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# ? May 11, 2015 18:49 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 05:28 |
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Escaped Caterpillar On Rampage Through City
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# ? May 11, 2015 21:21 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:
I'm not going to lie, I read it in the voice of Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale.
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# ? May 11, 2015 23:46 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:
Oh god, that reminded me of that manga with the man shaped holes. Everyone has a hole that is just for them.
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# ? May 12, 2015 00:55 |
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AgentHaiTo posted:Oh god, that reminded me of that manga with the man shaped holes. Everyone has a hole that is just for them. The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito.
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# ? May 12, 2015 01:17 |
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Is every single Clickhole tagged with 'Wow'? I would be surprised if it isn't.
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# ? May 12, 2015 07:09 |
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/am...source=facebook Something about the phrase "the rat-souled jackal man I live to throw bricks at" still has me chuckling. I can't put my finger on why it strikes me as so god drat funny.
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# ? May 12, 2015 18:42 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:I'm not going to lie, I read it in the voice of Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale. After reading the article title, I immediately checked the date to see if the next episode was out yet, so you're not alone.
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# ? May 12, 2015 18:46 |
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Tracula posted:Is every single Clickhole tagged with 'Wow'? I would be surprised if it isn't. Someone said earlier in the thread that they aren't all tagged with it, but it's a very, very high percentage. I wouldn't be surprised if sometimes they just forget to include the tag.
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# ? May 12, 2015 18:47 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:http://www.clickhole.com/article/am...source=facebook Should have switched the authors; Hemingway was all about using as few words as possible.
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# ? May 12, 2015 18:49 |
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A Woman As Beautiful And Intoxicated As Yourself Shouldn’t Be Drinking Alone, My Dear
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# ? May 12, 2015 18:53 |
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http://www.usgamer.net/articles/video-game-cheats-n-beatums-17-dont-tread-on-my-hills
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# ? May 12, 2015 19:16 |
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no they will not posted:http://www.usgamer.net/articles/video-game-cheats-n-beatums-17-dont-tread-on-my-hills Holy poo poo.
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# ? May 12, 2015 19:18 |
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6 Things That Could’ve Been Bought With The $1.5 Trillion The Government Spent Developing The F-35 Fighter Jet This one definitely fits the pattern of leaving the best for the end.
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# ? May 12, 2015 19:59 |
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How do I prevent the new Onion videos from automatically pausing when I switch tabs? Seems to have just started happening this week.
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# ? May 12, 2015 20:04 |
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An Oral History of Pixar "I wrote a piece about a clump of rotting spinach stuck in a garbage disposal that comes alive for 12 seconds and then dies."
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# ? May 13, 2015 20:36 |
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Report: White House Officials Deliberately Hid FDR’s Mechanical Spider Legs From Public
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# ? May 14, 2015 21:35 |
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Someone said earlier in the thread that they aren't all tagged with it, but it's a very, very high percentage. I wouldn't be surprised if sometimes they just forget to include the tag. The "Next week on Clickhole" articles don't have it.
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# ? May 14, 2015 21:58 |
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User-Friendly posted:The "Next week on Clickhole" articles don't have it. Nor do the "They Said What?!" pieces.
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# ? May 14, 2015 21:59 |
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Dr Christmas posted:I know it's in almost every page, but the "Wow" tag is somehow funnier on this one. I actually think the real gems in this one are the "Jim" and "Lisa" tags. I cracked up when I saw that. I mean, why would anyone ever need a "Jim" tag?!
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# ? May 14, 2015 22:36 |
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New Clickventure DJ This Party
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# ? May 15, 2015 00:39 |
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:New Clickventure Ending up as a construction worker is the best. This was way too accurate for my day: Report: Putting Head In Hands And Moaning Quietly Still Best Way To Get Through Next Several Seconds
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# ? May 15, 2015 04:48 |
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I ended up owning NASA, which is theoretically pretty sweet.
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# ? May 15, 2015 04:51 |
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:New Clickventure I empowered the other DJ, and though I do not own the club I helped someone and am free to drop sick beats on Prague.
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# ? May 15, 2015 04:59 |
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Zore posted:I empowered the other DJ, and though I do not own the club I helped someone and am free to drop sick beats on Prague. I got this ending too and I'm really happy. Also I managed to inform people about the Challenger Disaster, so all in all it was a win-win evening for DJ Musik.
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# ? May 15, 2015 06:15 |
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The Onion Reviews 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron'
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# ? May 15, 2015 14:20 |
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I managed to talk my way into a desk job at the NSA after pulling off a music torrent nobody else thought possible.
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# ? May 15, 2015 18:57 |
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Treasury Department Honors Women With First Female Currency This is god drat brilliant.
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# ? May 16, 2015 01:48 |
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Kentucky Sheriff On Suspect Shot By Deputy: 'We Are Glad That He Is White' Oh wait.
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# ? May 16, 2015 02:46 |
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# ? May 16, 2015 09:43 |
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Ready To Feel Old? Kids Born In 2001 Are Already Getting Tried As Adults
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# ? May 18, 2015 21:30 |
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Sometimes the simplest Kellys are the best.
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# ? May 18, 2015 21:33 |
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Looks like Clickhole didn't do their homework. Again.
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# ? May 18, 2015 21:58 |
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zoux posted:
I'm waiting for someone to just run with it.
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# ? May 18, 2015 22:09 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:Sometimes the simplest Kellys are the best. This is perfect.
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# ? May 18, 2015 22:24 |
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Here's a shout out to kids like the Alexa Ray Joel and the Beckham siblings. And Louisa Gummer, who I can never date because I will only ever pretend to date your hot mom. http://www.clickhole.com/article/things-only-people-incredibly-sexy-parents-will-un-2410 Something for dads. http://www.clickhole.com/article/14-drawers-made-our-dad-roar-2424
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:08 |
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The MSJ posted:Something for dads. Study: Average Father Thinks About Sealing In Meat’s Juices 4 To 5 Hours A Day
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:12 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:Study: Average Father Thinks About Sealing In Meat’s Juices 4 To 5 Hours A Day This almost didn't need the article as the headline is perfect, but I'm glad they wrote one anyway. Melissa Gerard, Villanova University posted:“Whether a father is at work, at home, or already marinating another meat, roughly every six seconds on average, his mind starts drifting to thoughts of using charcoal or gas flames to create an evenly browned surface on a cut of meat that traps the juices inside. In a lifetime, he might spend 15 years thinking about how to prevent those juices from escaping.”
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# ? May 19, 2015 07:03 |
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Presenting without comment: Self-Deprecating Man Just Scratching Surface Of How Pathetic He Actually Is
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# ? May 19, 2015 11:47 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 05:28 |
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Konec Hry posted:Presenting without comment: Self-Deprecating Man Just Scratching Surface Of How Pathetic He Actually Is gently caress.
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# ? May 19, 2015 14:36 |