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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



White america dons a mask and patrols latin american alleyways looking for nazis expatriates in drag attempting to evade the hague war crimes tribunal. I don't think you need a mask, though, this one type of vigilantism is pretty much universally accepted. You caught hitler. Go get your face in the papers.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

RoanHorse posted:

What the gently caress is the girlfriend knockout game?
Is it the logical conclusion of the knockout meme for parents of people dating people of other races?

It's a pro sports thing.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Plom Bar posted:

What is the origination of this again?

In August 2013, JRRose! did a fairly innocuous back-to-school cartoon:



One poster took umbrage with the idea of weak children having difficulty with the weight, and when confronted with the "holy poo poo, they're kids" argument dug in deeper and deeper, that heavy lifting was the only way to "get kids swole". He eventually did the "ha ha, trap spung, social experiment" defense and got a great custom AV.

Looking back on it, those were the best years of my life it was the last time the thread had a weathervane-level derail into non-cartoon territory. My gf and I were reminiscing about it last night, so when I saw "schooling" in fixed font, I read it as "schoolbag" and the rest... just wrote itself.

If you have archives, ground zero is right here.

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Agreed Chris, more money should be spent on training, which is part of infrastructure spending, glad we're on the same page here.

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013


gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress YOU

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
The dude could be on all forms of narcotics known to man, transporting human traffic in a few of the containers, roaring along at 200kph and still be performing his vocation better than Muir's.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

FishBulb posted:

If they can successfully recast all his characters they probably never have to end the show

Think about that
Who still watches the Simpsons? Google can give me a million people asking the question, but no one answering. Is it a big hit in Malaysia or somewhere and that's why it's still running?

edit: or is the Simpsons episode making machine so efficient now that each episode only costs $25 to make anymore?

Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 05:23 on May 15, 2015

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Samurai Sanders posted:

Who still watches the Simpsons? Google can give me a million people asking the question, but no one answering. Is it a big hit in Malaysia or somewhere and that's why it's still running?

edit: or is the Simpsons episode making machine so efficient now that each episode only costs $25 to make anymore?
The Simpsons ratings have never really fallen below Family Guy's.

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

The ratings aren't as high as they were in its heyday, but they're still pretty decent.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Samurai Sanders posted:

Who still watches the Simpsons? Google can give me a million people asking the question, but no one answering. Is it a big hit in Malaysia or somewhere and that's why it's still running?

edit: or is the Simpsons episode making machine so efficient now that each episode only costs $25 to make anymore?

I'm pretty certain it's going purely by inertia at this point. There's still probably a bunch of people who sit down to watch new episodes out of habit.

I haven't actually watched an episode made within the last 5 years or so but I did catch a snippet of one and just couldn't stand the way it looks. It's hard to explain but everything just looks so god drat shiny now and it bugs me. Frankly I don't think going entirely digital has worked well for thes how visually.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Samurai Sanders posted:

Who still watches the Simpsons? Google can give me a million people asking the question, but no one answering. Is it a big hit in Malaysia or somewhere and that's why it's still running?

edit: or is the Simpsons episode making machine so efficient now that each episode only costs $25 to make anymore?

While the US ratings are just slightly above-average now, apparently the show is still a huge hit overseas, and the revenues are strong enough to justify continued production.

Garrand posted:

I haven't actually watched an episode made within the last 5 years or so but I did catch a snippet of one and just couldn't stand the way it looks. It's hard to explain but everything just looks so god drat shiny now and it bugs me. Frankly I don't think going entirely digital has worked well for thes how visually.
Agreed. The Simpsons never looked pretty, but there was a charm in how the older episodes looked, even in the ones made after Film Roman took over from Klasky-Csupo.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Samurai Sanders posted:

Who still watches the Simpsons? Google can give me a million people asking the question, but no one answering.


an average of 7 million Americans just on regular broadcasts.
You mustn't have googled very well.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Fulchrum posted:

an average of 7 million Americans just on regular broadcasts.
You mustn't have googled very well.
Well, I just googled "who still watches the Simpsons", but I wanted to know the demographics rather than the numbers. Anyway, I found this, but the data seems organized in a pretty useless way.

My younger brother was the last one I knew to still watch the show, but he still quit like seven years ago.

edit: I watched some random episode from like the 23rd season once and it was was about Smithers and Moe opening a gay bar, and I was thinking well, they must have ran out of sensible character pairings a long time ago.

Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 06:07 on May 15, 2015

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I remember like...ten or more years ago when there was news that Groening said he was thinking about ending the show. It's crazy.

Considering how the show is literally outliving its cast (the actress that played Ms. Krabappel died a few years ago :smith:), I was kinda hoping that would give them the impetus to wrap things up before one of the other big voice actors died so the show could at least have a somewhat dignified send-off. Guess it's zombie Simpsons from here on out.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Rorus Raz posted:

I remember like...ten or more years ago when there was news that Groening said he was thinking about ending the show. It's crazy.

Considering how the show is literally outliving its cast (the actress that played Ms. Krabappel died a few years ago :smith:), I was kinda hoping that would give them the impetus to wrap things up before one of the other big voice actors died so the show could at least have a somewhat dignified send-off. Guess it's zombie Simpsons from here on out.

It had already outlived Phil Hartman over a decade and a half ago. I don't think the voices of supporting characters leaving or dying is impetus enough to cancel a cartoon.

That said, The Simpsons really should have been off the air for a long time for the sake of good taste. I don't think you can find a single fan who doesn't think it's a shadow of its former self.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
For those who don't know me, I'm from Japan originally. Anyway, there's a cartoon there that's been running twice as long as the Simpsons, airing since 1969 with new episodes today. Some of the main characters voices got recast, although there are still others (including the title lead) that's been performing since day 1. Oh, and the creator's been dead for about 20 years, and the comic strip it was based on only ran for 28 years, which means the TV version ran longer.

And the reason they avoid the "older episodes are better" trope from viewers is because they never, ever, re-released the older episodes. Apparently the creator saw it coming, so when VHS tapes became the norm, she put a clause in the contract forbidding the studio from putting out any episodes on home media (she had enough foresight to include any new medias that come after, including DVDs, blu-rays, and streaming). As a result, copies of episodes made before VCRs were invented are hard to find. Yes, none of the 2,500+ episodes were ever released on home format.

Okay, enough derailing from me. Have some drunk duck.

Mallard Fillmore: Year One (January 23-28, 1995)





Mister Beeg fucked around with this message at 06:34 on May 15, 2015

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rorus Raz posted:

Didn't Reagan get a lot of the telecommunication deregulations pushed through? Or was that in the 90s?

The Telecommunications Act of 1996 was the real "open the blood gates" moment for telecommunications deregulation, and remains one of Bill Clinton's shittier legacies.

Sardine Wit
Sep 3, 2004


Just in case anyone was wondering, this is a reference to the excellent Museum of Old and New Art in Tasmania, Australia.

It's also done all the above to an out-of-the-way town like Canberra and has a penchant for disturbing art. I'm pretty sure the last panel is a reference to its gigantic wall of plaster vaginas.

Thanks Pope!

Oh, also, the Abbott government grabbed 100 million from our arts council and gave it to the sole discretion of their arts minister in a naked power grab so there's that too.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Yeah, Brandis (the Arts Minister) decided he didn't like the what the independent Arts Council was funding, so he made a new one.

He's also the Attorney-General, and did a similar thing with our Human Rights Council.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


LashLightning posted:

That's George Osborne. He has a weird nose that sports a small amount of cleavage and looks a little like a bum, taken here to extremes. He's the Chancellor of the Exchequer, i.e. deals with the government's purse, and wants lots and lots of cuts to various social programs (like the NHS) to fund the backing up of various financial institutions wounded by the "credit crunch", and thus is depicted as a torturer/in lots of leather.

A dominatrix called Miss Whiplash also posted pictures of Osborne in her flat a while back, claiming that Osborne used her services and took cocaine with her. Since making these claims Miss Whiplash has been arrested and questioned by the police several times on "unrelated" matters.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

It had already outlived Phil Hartman over a decade and a half ago. I don't think the voices of supporting characters leaving or dying is impetus enough to cancel a cartoon.

That said, The Simpsons really should have been off the air for a long time for the sake of good taste. I don't think you can find a single fan who doesn't think it's a shadow of its former self.
As much as I loved Hartman's characters, there's a different between a frequent guest actor and one of the men who voices like a third of the cast.

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

After The War posted:

In August 2013, JRRose! did a fairly innocuous back-to-school cartoon:



One poster took umbrage with the idea of weak children having difficulty with the weight, and when confronted with the "holy poo poo, they're kids" argument dug in deeper and deeper, that heavy lifting was the only way to "get kids swole". He eventually did the "ha ha, trap spung, social experiment" defense and got a great custom AV.

Looking back on it, those were the best years of my life it was the last time the thread had a weathervane-level derail into non-cartoon territory. My gf and I were reminiscing about it last night, so when I saw "schooling" in fixed font, I read it as "schoolbag" and the rest... just wrote itself.

If you have archives, ground zero is right here.

You reminisced about a Something Awful thread with your significant other

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Cloud Potato posted:

Independent:


T'inspiration for this stereotypical cartoon of t'Northern working man.

And it's "ha'porth", tha daft bugger.

(Bonus material: A scene which caused a man to laugh himself to death. :nws: for mild comedy racism of the kind you can't get away with now.)

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Alejandro Sanchez posted:

You reminisced about a Something Awful thread with your significant other

True wuv :kimchi:

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Yeah, Brandis (the Arts Minister) decided he didn't like the what the independent Arts Council was funding, so he made a new one.

He's also the Attorney-General, and did a similar thing with our Human Rights Council.
It wasn't that. It was that he didn't like them publicly rejecting Transfield as a sponsor because of their involvement in our offshore concentration camps. He made a huge stink about it at the time, and with the latest budget he finally got his revenge. This is why he used language like "breaking the monopoly" with regards to cutting their funding.

I swear. People in the auspol thread have an attention horizon of a couple of months, tops.


On topic. Here is the First Dog on the Moon for the Australian Federal Budget (In which the above cuts were announced, among myriad others):

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

Alejandro Sanchez posted:

You reminisced about a Something Awful thread with your significant other

death is certain

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

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Ultra Carp
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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Pickled Tink posted:

It wasn't that. It was that he didn't like them publicly rejecting Transfield as a sponsor because of their involvement in our offshore concentration camps. He made a huge stink about it at the time, and with the latest budget he finally got his revenge. This is why he used language like "breaking the monopoly" with regards to cutting their funding.

I swear. People in the auspol thread have an attention horizon of a couple of months, tops.


On topic. Here is the First Dog on the Moon for the Australian Federal Budget (In which the above cuts were announced, among myriad others):



This makes me appreciate the conciseness and quick with of Ruben Bolling.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

I would love a sitcom where Jesus has a second coming as a pickup artist. He even has 12 potential wingmen to chose from!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Bob James posted:

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No don't summon her!!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:staredog:

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I have no idea what the message of these are supposed to be.

I suspect I do, but I really really hope I don't.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Why would an intelligent robot give us prior warning of their plans for us. Think it through Stilton.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

It's almost as though the Republican party is throwing all their poo poo at the wall and hoping something sticks!

Lysdexique
Sep 12, 2010

Let me give you some advice, little buddy.

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These comics tell the saddest story.

Please don't gently caress your dog, Donna. He may be a good boy but that doesn't make him a man!

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

from the secret files of Max Cannon

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎


Rosie Batty posted:

Ms Batty used her speech to urge federal public servants to visit both city and regional frontline crisis services for domestic and family violence.

She said staff should witness the implications of policies first-hand, particularly in country community settings.

"By sitting in your ivory tower, it is very clear to me, you don't actually know what's happening at the grassroots level," Ms Batty said.

"All of these areas that are actually working in frontline services whether it is crisis response to women, specialised family violence services, to actually go out and talk to them first hand.

"It is really easy to make decisions when you are removed totally, because you can make that decision based on a spreadsheet.

"But when you actually see what's happening, it starts to affect your heart and then you can't make those decision in such a detached manner."

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Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
Batty's son was brutally murdered by her estranged husband btw.

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