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Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
I don't like this holding pattern we're in. I'm ready for the barbs to get out. I'm bored of waiting on candidates to start attacking each other. Can we just move the time tables on everything up about 12 months? I'm ready for someone to draw blood.

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StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




The vast array of idiots who all actually have a shot is just begging for a repeat of Republican Primary DnD.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

2016 Presidential Primary: RIP BB King.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


I really hope that was followed immediately by this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BodXwAYeTfM

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

PerpetualSelf posted:

Jeb Bush's actions right now are never going to be irrelevant in a general when his name is attached to the worst presidency in the history

Yeah I'm gonna not agree about this one.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

lamentable dustman posted:

I miss Newt, he was the best part of the last election.

It should be pointed out that Newt was full of poo poo on the topic, him and Herman Cain decided to throw their own Lincoln-Douglas style debate but didn't come any closer to the actual historical format than whatever hologram nonsense CNN puts on.

DynamicSloth fucked around with this message at 13:42 on May 15, 2015

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Mordiceius posted:

I don't like this holding pattern we're in. I'm ready for the barbs to get out. I'm bored of waiting on candidates to start attacking each other. Can we just move the time tables on everything up about 12 months? I'm ready for someone to draw blood.

The primary will start in earnest on both sides in the fall. So, you only have to wait about 3 months!

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Agents are GO! posted:

I really hope that was followed immediately by this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BodXwAYeTfM

Literally standing on the table where people have their plates of food and wine glasses. Appetizing.

Well I am disappointed John Bolton's not running.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

comes along bort posted:

Slow night at Coyote Ugly.

lol

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Gyges posted:

Marco Rubio's Foreign Policy isn't very palatable since it's 100% on board with more war in the Middle East, preferably yesterday. Remember he and Cotton tag teamed McConnell in an idiotic attempt to tie recognition of Israel to any Iran deal. Also he's been just this side of a petulant child on easing the Cuba embargo. Also he's going to Republican it up in an election just as well as any candidate not named Cruz or Paul. He is among the best bets to actually win the election for the Republicans, but considering a field the phrase damning with faint praise is not nearly adequate to convey the situation.

Plus being a Freshman Senator who just announced his candidacy, it's way, way to early to chicken little it up. Give the man time to step all over his dick on a national stage or get opposition researched to hell and back. Rumors abound of skeletons in shallow graves from back when he ran for Senate. Among them are ties to Obama's scandalous friend Rezko. There's lots of stuff that could sink him in the primary, like suffering from the temporary insanity of not believing South American immigrants to be demonic, job stealing, anchor baby having, ISIS terrorists with calves the size of cantaloupes.

:stare:

Really now.

I forgot about his Cuba embargo position. The older generation of Hispanics might love him for that poo poo, but the vast majority don't care.

However, I don't know if his foreign policy positions are exactly going to hurt him with the voters he's targeting. Pretty much every loon voting in the GOP primaries (with the exception of the Paul cultists) are all about more war in the Middle East.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Alex DeLarge posted:

Funny how that Obama guy seemed to figure out it was a bad idea.

Getting elected 2 years after the AUMF passed probably helped with that decision not to vote for it.

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007


Riverdance!

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
Everybody in the pool

quote:

Former Gov. Rick Perry is expected to announce June 4 in Dallas he is running for president in 2016.

Perry and his wife, Anita, have scheduled a "special announcement" for the day, according to an invitation that went out Friday morning. The Republican has long said he would announce in late May or early June whether he would launch what has become an all-but-guaranteed second bid for the White House.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

quote:

The Republican has long said he would announce in late May or early June whether he would launch what has become an all-but-guaranteed second bid for the White House.

Well I guess narrowing it down to only two choices is a safer bet, given his track record.

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose
Wow, he seems really salty about having to answer the Iraq question.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/05/14/us-usa-election-bush-idUSKBN0NZ20820150514

:rolleyes: :saddowns:"If we're all supposed to answer hypothetical questions...":saddowns: :rolleyes:

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Why do people keep buying me Bernie related avatars? Can I just have my old dolemite av back? Its really childish.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Well I guess narrowing it down to only two choices is a safer bet, given his track record.

Can you imagine what his third campaign would look like? Never mind, he'd forget to do it somehow.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Under the vegetable posted:

Why do people keep buying me Bernie related avatars? Can I just have my old dolemite av back? Its really childish.

Trying to ascertain who anonymously bought you your avatar is the most childish of all. Namaste

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Zelder posted:

Trying to ascertain who anonymously bought you your avatar is the most childish of all. Namaste

Im not trying to figure out who did it. I just think its pretty childish. Someone paid ten dollars because they got so mad at an avatar I'm pretty sure an admin gave me.

I don't even post that much about Bernie! He's cool and the best candidate but who doesn't think that?

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Under the vegetable posted:

He's cool and the best candidate but who doesn't think that?

Adults

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Under the vegetable posted:

Im not trying to figure out who did it. I just think its pretty childish. Someone paid ten dollars because they got so mad at an avatar I'm pretty sure an admin gave me.

I don't even post that much about Bernie! He's cool and the best candidate but who doesn't think that?

Behold the power of free market solutions.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Adults who spend time discussing the army of living caricatures the republican party is putting out as if any of them have a legitimate shot to win the presidency in the real world.

The democratic primary might as well be the general election itself.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Under the vegetable posted:

The democratic primary might as well be the general election itself.

So you agree that Hillary Clinton is your new president, yes?

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Nintendo Kid posted:

So you agree that Hillary Clinton is your new president, yes?

It's extremely likely, yes, but she's not the best candidate for the job.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Under the vegetable posted:

Adults who spend time discussing the army of living caricatures the republican party is putting out as if any of them have a legitimate shot to win the presidency in the real world.

The democratic primary might as well be the general election itself.

An unelectable candidate doesn't stand a snowballs chance no matter what kind of no lose scenarios you have manufactured in your brain. if causality somehow broke and Sanders got the nod you would get at least 2 years of GOP Executive, Senate and house and most likely many more of the Supremes. That is the worst possible scenario and anyone who pushes the candidate that would guarantee it happens is just..not thinking.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Under the vegetable posted:

It's extremely likely, yes, but she's not the best candidate for the job.

What are your criteria for judging candidates.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Under the vegetable posted:

It's extremely likely, yes, but she's not the best candidate for the job.

It's like all the fight has been taken out of you

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Fulchrum posted:

Wait, what? Why would any candidate agree to not talk about something cause her opponent asked nicely for her not to? At best you could say that Jeb will demand the moderator not bring it up, but there's nothing he can do to stop Hillary from steering the conversation there.

I do hope we'll see Hillary rip into the GOP nominee, and I hope it's Cruz. With his swollen ego and how easy it is to bring out his failure, I could see him openly weeping and being unable to continue. He already looks halfway there.

Because both candidates have things they don't want to discuss in a debate (or anywhere for that matter) and neither want to risk it. Plus moderators don't want to risk it because if they allow it then the loser's party might blacklist that moderator or their network when it comes to future interviews and the winner might do the same. The only winners in these cases are the people not on stage, which is why the people in the debates tend to agree to leave certain topics unsaid.

StealthArcher posted:

The vast array of idiots who all actually have a shot is just begging for a repeat of Republican Primary DnD.

If Shadowcatboy doesn't do another On the Campaign Trail I'm going to be sad.
http://onthecampaigntrail.org/

:allears:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Spaceman Future! posted:

An unelectable candidate doesn't stand a snowballs chance no matter what kind of no lose scenarios you have manufactured in your brain. if causality somehow broke and Sanders got the nod you would get at least 2 years of GOP Executive, Senate and house and most likely many more of the Supremes. That is the worst possible scenario and anyone who pushes the candidate that would guarantee it happens is just..not thinking.

Agreed if the primary becomes bitter and Sanders refuses to drop out, but if Sanders somehow surpassed a primary candidate punching above the 60%+ preference range currently, something like that isn't going to push the electorate as a whole towards the GOP, that would be a sea-change. It doesn't change the fact that Hillary was forced to wait 8 years, and it's "her turn" now so she will overwhelmingly win.

Also the Republican field as whole, minus Walker & Jeb, is a poo poo show.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Spaceman Future! posted:

An unelectable candidate doesn't stand a snowballs chance no matter what kind of no lose scenarios you have manufactured in your brain. if causality somehow broke and Sanders got the nod you would get at least 2 years of GOP Executive, Senate and house and most likely many more of the Supremes. That is the worst possible scenario and anyone who pushes the candidate that would guarantee it happens is just..not thinking.

Your arguments are literally just whining and fear mongering. Against any of the people in the running on the republican side, either Bernie or Hillary would be able to win. No matter what angle they take against Hillary or Bernie, they are, every one of them, in a worse position, ready to be exposed as the inconsistent dishonest jokes that they are.

If Hillary wins, with the democratic party's full support, she is virtually guaranteed a victory, as none of her potential opponents are even the slightest bit legitimate. If Bernie wins, presumably he also receives the support of his newly adopted party, he is similarly virtually guaranteed success.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Zelder posted:

It's like all the fight has been taken out of you

I never said she wasn't the most likely candidate. It's very likely she will get the nomination. She has never been the ideal candidate in terms of policy or transparency or consistency, however.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Under the vegetable posted:

Your arguments are literally just whining and fear mongering. Against any of the people in the running on the republican side, either Bernie or Hillary would be able to win. No matter what angle they take against Hillary or Bernie, they are, every one of them, in a worse position, ready to be exposed as the inconsistent dishonest jokes that they are.

If Hillary wins, with the democratic party's full support, she is virtually guaranteed a victory, as none of her potential opponents are even the slightest bit legitimate. If Bernie wins, presumably he also receives the support of his newly adopted party, he is similarly virtually guaranteed success.

I shouldn't be shocked that there is a person that would think that someone like Sanders who could so easly be tagged as a communist would stand any chance whatsoever in the general.

I mean I shouldnt be, but I still am, do none of you know how a billion dollar marketing campaign works? A top notch politician can get brought down by a wetsuit but you think Sanders gets through? The self enforced naievity is painful, but then again there were, and still are, people who think Ron Paul was destined for the presidency so youre in.. company.

And what exactly am I whining about? Im not the one complaining about political realities and.. custom titles on internet forums. Introspect duder.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Under the vegetable posted:

Adults who spend time discussing the army of living caricatures the republican party is putting out as if any of them have a legitimate shot to win the presidency in the real world.

The democratic primary might as well be the general election itself.

That's absurd. Walker, Jeb, or even Rubio have a strong chance of winning the White House. And that's against Hillary. Against Sanders, it would not be a tough win.

The electorate does not want a far left candidate. Most people don't agree with you. Bernie should run, to help shift the conversation to the left and open space for the left in the Democratic Party. He should not try to win a general election, because he can't.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

O Craptain my Craptain

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Concerned Citizen posted:

That's absurd. Walker, Jeb, or even Rubio have a strong chance of winning the White House. And that's against Hillary. Against Sanders, it would not be a tough win.

The electorate does not want a far left candidate. Most people don't agree with you. Bernie should run, to help shift the conversation to the left and open space for the left in the Democratic Party. He should not try to win a general election, because he can't.

What actual policy positions does Bernie have that would be so offputting as to make him lose in the general? Most of the stuff he talks about is generic economic populist stuff that polls pretty well among the electorate, the only real liability is the "socialist" label he uses.

Also what the gently caress does Bernie Sanders have to do with Ron Paul? Being an old white guy who's popular on the internet is the only thing they have in common, their ideology and the way they present themselves is radically different.

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum
They're just being pissy about leftists again.

ElrondHubbard
Sep 14, 2007

MaxxBot posted:

What actual policy positions does Bernie have that would be so offputting as to make him lose in the general? Most of the stuff he talks about is generic economic populist stuff that polls pretty well among the electorate, the only real liability is the "socialist" label he uses.

Also what the gently caress does Bernie Sanders have to do with Ron Paul? Being an old white guy who's popular on the internet is the only thing they have in common, their ideology and the way they present themselves is radically different.

Since when have general elections been about actual policies and not optics? People hate Obamacare with a passion, but like every single aspect of it individually.

Like Ron Paul, Bernie has attracted the fanatical and often obnoxious loyalty of many first time voters / internet schmucks who have proceeded to annoy the hell out of everyone with their bizarre overconfidence, contemptuous / venomous attitude toward other candidates + their supporters, and general lack of understanding of how politics work in the US. There is of course a plethora of non-obnoxious, reasonable, and informed individuals who support Bernie, but they end up as collateral damage when the backlash hits against the former group, in this case being likened to Ron Paul fanatics.

Edit: Grammar

ElrondHubbard fucked around with this message at 19:55 on May 15, 2015

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

ElrondHubbard posted:

Like Ron Paul, Bernie has attracted the fanatical and often obnoxious loyalty of many first time voters / internet schmucks who have proceeded to annoy the hell out of everyone with their bizarre overconfidence, contemptuous / venomous attitude toward other candidates + their supporters, and general lack of understanding of how politics works in the US. There is of course a plethora of non-obnoxious, reasonable, and informed individuals who support Bernie, but they end up as collateral damage when the backlash hits against the former group, in this case being likened to Ron Paul fanatics.
It goes back further than that - Howard Dean 2004 was the blueprint for smug internet first-timers thinking they were overthrowing the system.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

MaxxBot posted:

What actual policy positions does Bernie have that would be so offputting as to make him lose in the general?

:allears: It's like you've never seen a U.S. Presidential election before. We have such sights to show you.

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messagemode1
Jun 9, 2006

Mitt Romney is going to fight Evander Holyfield?!

quote:

The 68-year-old former Massachusetts governor will step into the boxing ring on Friday to fight former world heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield.

Yes, you read that right.

http://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2015/05/15/406986457/mitt-romney-to-fight-evander-holyfield-you-read-that-right

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