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Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

Valeyard posted:

if nobody uses search engines then how do you find your bestiality porn?

why search for porn when i can just watch smythe suck your dick every time you make a post

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pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Valeyard posted:

if nobody uses search engines then how do you find your bestiality porn?

I'm sure there's a subreddit for that. probably several of them

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

Valeyard posted:

if nobody uses search engines then how do you find your bestiality porn?

lol if u don't use HorsFuckr for your beastiality needs

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

horse mans posted:

why search for porn when i can just watch smythe suck your dick every time you make a post

:drat:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Google search is far from dead, it's just not growing. they make a shitload of money and will continue to do so, but without growth their P/E multiple will shrink. investors will be angry, employees will leave because their stock grants aren't growing, and Google's shouting about moonshot projects will get louder to distract people from their actual business

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

horse mans posted:

why search for porn when i can just watch smythe suck your dick every time you make a post

smythe is my mate and the best poster in yospos. confusing friendship and dick sucking is probably what led you to chaining up women in teh first place

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I hope y'all are ready to hear about self driving cars, robots, crazy futuristic campuses, glass cardboard, internet balloons, fiber, MVNOs, and whatever other poo poo they're never going to ship

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

horse mans posted:

why search for porn when i can just watch smythe suck your dick every time you make a post

*genuinely unfriendly autistic loner sneering at 2 guys laughing, high 5ing and palling around* "fuxking faggits.. Suckin each other off"

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Also posting on The YOSPOS Page

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

Smythe posted:

*genuinely unfriendly autistic loner sneering at 2 guys laughing, high 5ing and palling around* "fuxking faggits.. Suckin each other off"

i'd be friendlier if you would stop antagonizing me with stale fyad jokes for literally more than 15 seconds

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

horse mans posted:

i'd be friendlier if you would stop antagonizing me with stale fyad jokes for literally more than 15 seconds

s-s-s-stop antagonizing him smythe! you really hurt his feelings this time :qq:

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
please consider duckduckgo. it's unironically pretty great.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

ZShakespeare posted:

please consider duckduckgo. it's unironically pretty great.

its fail

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

horse mans posted:

i'd be friendlier if you would stop antagonizing me with stale fyad jokes for literally more than 15 seconds

you come in here, agree with crmenob or whafever, then call me a cocksucker. i flame you and you literally :qq: about it. its loving pathetic dude.

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

Smythe posted:

you come in here, agree with crmenob or whafever, then call me a cocksucker. i flame you and you literally :qq: about it. its loving pathetic dude.

okay however you want to imagine it, you do you

Ice_2_c_u
Sep 13, 2002

posting on page 219 to say that I'm pretty displeased with Google

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
google is a turd from a butt

anroid too

they complicate my life and i hope they die

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you
hangouts is so bad. it blows my mind that it's less reliable than like, irc

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Smythe posted:

its fail

agreed

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

cremnob posted:

Google Inc. will launch buy buttons on its search-result pages in coming weeks, a controversial step by the company toward becoming an online marketplace rivaling those run by Amazon.com Inc. and eBay Inc.

The search giant will start showing the buttons when people search for products on mobile devices, according to people familiar with the launch.

The buttons will accompany sponsored—or paid—search results, often displayed under a “Shop on Google” heading at the top of the page. Buttons won't appear with the nonsponsored results that are driven by Google’s basic search algorithm.

If shoppers click on the buy buttons, they will be taken to another Google product page to complete the purchase, the people explained. On that page, they will be able to pick sizes and colors and shipping options, as well as complete the purchase, one of the people said.

http://www.wsj.com/article_email/can-google-outsell-amazon-and-ebay-1431730741-lMyQjAxMTE1ODEwNTYxMTU2Wj

the eu is gonna have a field day

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

A Pinball Wizard posted:

s-s-s-stop antagonizing him smythe! you really hurt his feelings this time :qq:

asskisser

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Smythe posted:

its fail

its actually the best because of !g

also yospos bithc

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


ZShakespeare posted:

please consider duckduckgo. it's unironically pretty great.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I tried ddg and it was pretty bad, I had to switch back to goog

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i recently installed linux which has firefox by default which was defaulting to yahoo searches


i spent about 3 hours really confused about why google was being so unhelpful before i realized it

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
ddg is bad unless you do !g but why should I have to remember to do that

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

ZShakespeare posted:

please consider duckduckgo. it's unironically pretty great.
lol

Smythe posted:

Also posting on The YOSPOS Page

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

uncurable mlady posted:

ddg is bad unless you do !g but why should I have to remember to do that

cause you can !w or !i too.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

ikanreed posted:

cause you can !w or !i too.
use !w to search the world wide web. use !i to search the internet.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

anthonypants posted:

use !w to search the world wide web. use !i to search the internet.
yeah i read lifehacks too

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

The Management posted:

I tried ddg and it was pretty bad, I had to switch back to goog

yeah same i cant wait for tim to release apple search

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i recently installed linux which has firefox by default which was defaulting to yahoo searches


i spent about 3 hours really confused about why google was being so unhelpful before i realized it

ahmwife somehow has yahoo as her iPhone search engine and instead of regular image searches it does a Flickr search and it's amazingly bad

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
you can change it manually or more likely when you go to yahoo it pops up a "you should change to yahoo press yes here" thing and since people just press yes automatically, you get yahooed

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth
i use ddg & i like it, but i'm an outlaw badass and ymmv

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Wild EEPROM posted:

you get yahooed

having the yahoo means that you're likely unable to use goog to cure it

Arcon
Jul 24, 2013
Chrome (dev channel) will no longer let me use an addon because its not in the chrome store. after switching from firefox a few months back I wonder why I even bother pretending there's a good web browser

(I just installed the userscript version of it because lol)

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Arcon posted:

Chrome (dev channel) will no longer let me use an addon because its not in the chrome store. after switching from firefox a few months back I wonder why I even bother pretending there's a good web browser

(I just installed the userscript version of it because lol)

firefox crashes daily for me, sometime several times, because it hits the 2 gigabyte memory limit

but chrome's ui is just annoying and unusable and it can't be modified enough with extensions. and also it does poo poo like what you described.

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i recently installed linux which has firefox by default which was defaulting to yahoo searches

i spent about 3 hours really confused about why google was being so unhelpful before i realized it

it's weird seeing 90s quality search results again after so long

switched back to ff on everything a couple weeks ago because i got sick of running out of ram when i had more than 3-4 tabs open in chome on a machine with 4gb, and i didn't even have to undo a ton of terrible UI decisions like a new lovely profile switcher or a new lovely bookmark dialog

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

Arcon posted:

Chrome (dev channel) will no longer let me use an addon because its not in the chrome store. after switching from firefox a few months back I wonder why I even bother pretending there's a good web browser

(I just installed the userscript version of it because lol)

Isn't https everywhere still hosted directly on the eff site lol

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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Progressive JPEG posted:

Isn't https everywhere still hosted directly on the eff site lol
that one hasn't been taken down from the chrome web store: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/https-everywhere/gcbommkclmclpchllfjekcdonpmejbdp

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