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 An apparatus which, to paraphrase Jeremy Clarkson, turns electricity into noise.  
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:iirc her story was something like she was naked, and dropped something under the couch and the dog mounted her. which is honestly about as believable as "i tripped and thats how this giant dildo got stuck in my rear end" ER stories My old man was a surgeon and he got one of these. A 60 year old man showed up at the hospital with a cucumber stuck in his rear end and his excuse was "I fell down while gardening". His wife was not impressed, apparently.
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Tuxedo Ted posted:I remember when you could pay ten bucks to give yourself a 9/11 regdate, and it was only used by rereg shitposters to badly disguise the fact that they had just reregistered. It never worked. Not to mention you can use user ID numbers to figure out your real reg date
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Dillbag posted:My old man was a surgeon and he got one of these. A 60 year old man showed up at the hospital with a cucumber stuck in his rear end and his excuse was "I fell down while gardening". His wife was not impressed, apparently. I don't know why they even bother asking
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"Red_October_7000" posted: Sorry if this is huge, can't tell on mobile.
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Dillbag posted:My old man was a surgeon and he got one of these. A 60 year old man showed up at the hospital with a cucumber stuck in his rear end and his excuse was "I fell down while gardening". His wife was not impressed, apparently. Why not? Was it a small cucumber?
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Dillbag posted:My old man was a surgeon and he got one of these. A 60 year old man showed up at the hospital with a cucumber stuck in his rear end and his excuse was "I fell down while gardening". His wife was not impressed, apparently. That's one helluva pickle.
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lol wow that's edgy Have some funny pictures in return:       This one probably belongs in the AUG thread instead: 
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Backweb posted:This one probably belongs in the AUG thread instead: What is a "Traditional Ladies' education"?
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Angela Christine posted:What is a "Traditional Ladies' education"? For this guy? Japanese tea ceremonies.
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Angela Christine posted:What is a "Traditional Ladies' education"? Tea ceremonies and rocking out on the shamisen.
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Best part is he thinks people would want to have a fling with him and use him as a boy toy.
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He likes to discuss philosophy in the 'even. What's the 'even. The seven? If he meant evening wouldn't it be even'?
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Krinkle posted:He likes to discuss philosophy in the 'even. What's the 'even. The seven? If he meant evening wouldn't it be even'? He's the philosophical equivalent of not being able to even, I bet.
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Krinkle posted:He likes to discuss philosophy in the 'even. What's the 'even. The seven? If he meant evening wouldn't it be even'? evening
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...and that's how you get a Groot swing.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Maybe I'm reading too much into this, and also I have no idea what a Cracker is in this context, but from what I can tell he voluntarily put something up his rear end. How exactly is he the "victim"? A cracker is a small explosive. He is the victim of his own stupidity/being from the Northern Territory. The NT News is a beacon of journalism.
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Backweb posted:This one probably belongs in the AUG thread instead: What's the AUG thread? Does it have something to do with parodies and / or Poe's Law?
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bewilderment posted:NT News is also the origin of Daily Telegraph, known source of poo poo
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May 17, 2015 09:53
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Pah, mere pocket change.  (barely worth the paper it's printed on)
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That and another 120 trillion will get you a cup of coffee.
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Mezzanine posted:What's the AUG thread? Does it have something to do with parodies and / or Poe's Law? Awkward, Ugly, Gross thread
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Stoatbringer posted:Pah, mere pocket change. I like how someone censored parts of the bill. As if anyone online would somehow be compelled to try and use it at one of the many fine retailers where Zimbabwean currency is accepted.
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Ahh, I see. I figured since it was pretty obviously a parody... ah, well.
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This is fake, or at least the picture is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Heiman Jigsaw has a new favorite as of 17:09 on May 17, 2015 |
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Tiggum posted:4 x 7 + 3 x 8 Well that's a lovely problem anyway because there are no parentheses. If you came from a country where they taught a different order of operations, you could just as well claim that's 320 because 4x(7 + 3)x8 = 4x10x8 = 40x8 = 320. When in doubt, parentheses. On the other point: how much work to show for 7x8 = 56 depends on how far along you are. I would hope you wouldn't show the work for that in a calculus class. But if you're working upwards in the times tables and you've been practicing breaking things down by 5s if you can't do it by 10s, you could have 7* 8 = 7*(5 + 3) = 35 + 21 = 56 or 7*8 = (5 + 2)*8 = 40 + 16 = 56 as valid work steps
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Skeesix posted:Well that's a lovely problem anyway because there are no parentheses. If you came from a country where they taught a different order of operations, you could just as well claim that's 320 because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9xeU-21WQM
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Skeesix posted:If you came from a country where they taught a different order of operations
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Paladinus posted:There is no such country. Multiplication always takes precedence over addition. Thanks obama
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Skeesix posted:more unfunny  Rabble posted:Thanks obama 
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Stoatbringer posted:Pah, mere pocket change. Actually, not even that. The entire 3rd series run -which included that- one wasn't worth the fuel and plane rentals needed to airlift them to Zimbabwe, so technically it cost the government money to get those into circulation. When just released, one of those bad boys was worth two eggs or a small loaf of bread or something equally ridiculous. But it still is the largest bill in denomination, where all the zeroes are printed individually.
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