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Mickey Arthur wants the England coaching job
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May 13, 2015 22:11
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:apparently not, he's done his achilles Karma for upsetting Straussy
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May 13, 2015 22:34
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Scylo posted:Mickey Arthur wants the England coaching job
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May 13, 2015 23:51
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Scylo posted:Mickey Arthur wants the England coaching job This is a thing I want the ECB to do. Strauss said he didn't trust KP because he thought KP would leak poo poo to the press. The ECB are the best entertainment around.
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May 14, 2015 02:52
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According to wiki Mickey Arthur is currently coaching a schoolboys side in my hometown of Perth.
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May 14, 2015 11:17
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Andy Zaltzman has weighed in on the KP debateAndy Zaltzman posted:It is not inconceivable that, by late July, Strauss will once again be describing KP as a Cricketer of Unbelievable Natural Talent, as he did last summer in the commentary box, albeit in the form of an acronym
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May 14, 2015 13:59
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England have named a 12 man squad for the first test. No dedicated spinner.
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May 14, 2015 16:15
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goatface posted:England have named a 12 man squad for the first test. No dedicated spinner. 5-0 nil to NZ also lol http://www.cricket.com.au/news/alas...auss/2015-05-14 nzspambot fucked around with this message at 00:02 on May 15, 2015 |
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May 14, 2015 23:32
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Awww, how cute. Who would have been the others? Broad and Anderson? Half the side's never loving played with him.
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May 15, 2015 00:31
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quote:The views of others who were targeted in Pietersen’s book might become clearer tomorrow when England fast bowler Stuart Broad is scheduled to hold a media conference ahead of the coming international summer that begins next week with a Test match against New Zealand. wishful thinking
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May 15, 2015 03:11
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goatface posted:Awww, how cute. Who would have been the others? Broad and Anderson? Half the side's never loving played with him. I would not be shocked if the list I compiled of wankers in the english team was actually the people who hate kp.
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May 15, 2015 05:18
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KP is a massive dickhead to be fair.
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May 15, 2015 07:03
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He is the wrong type of dickhead to be in the team.
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May 15, 2015 07:37
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Dysgenesis posted:He is the wrong type of dickhead to be in the team. So you're saying his dickhead doesn't fit?
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May 15, 2015 08:12
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I see kp as a less talented version of Warne.
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May 15, 2015 08:22
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I had a dream last night that England won the first Ashes test by an innings and one hundred runs, despite Cook being run out by Bell while they were both in the same crease and Steve Smith bring out for a golden pair after I called him a oval office
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May 15, 2015 08:50
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Pietersen is good as gold if he deems you to be worthy of playing in the same side as him, like Sangakkara, Gayle or Jesus. If he doesn't then you're a worthless piece of poo poo who doesn't deserve his attention.
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May 15, 2015 08:54
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Lionel Richie posted:Pietersen is good as gold if he deems you to be worthy of playing in the same side as him, like Sangakkara, Gayle or Jesus. If he doesn't then you're a worthless piece of poo poo who doesn't deserve his attention. Then why would he want to play for England again?
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May 15, 2015 09:24
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Because he has decided he wants to and everyone else must bend to his will.
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May 15, 2015 10:28
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:I had a dream last night that England won the first Ashes test by an innings and one hundred runs, despite Cook being run out by Bell while they were both in the same crease and Steve Smith bring out for a golden pair after I called him a oval office This sounds like a premonition.
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May 15, 2015 17:53
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RCB had a sluggish middle overs but managed to chase an imposing target in Six6 yesterday.
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May 16, 2015 07:04
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Reduced T20s are the best.
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May 16, 2015 07:17
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BrigadierSensible posted:So you're saying his dickhead doesn't fit? Are you saying the selectors have been a bit hard on him?
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May 16, 2015 08:19
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A trip to Eden Garden, to catch the Indian Premier League, has resulted in Kolkata Police constable, Aloke Aich, losing his right eye. The 53-year-old driver for the deputy commissioner of the 5th Battalion of the city police, Debashish Sarkar, was seated in Block G witnessing the Kolkata Knight Riders vs Kings XI Punjab last Sunday. In the final over of the game, David Miller’s towering six hit Aich’s eye. After getting medical assistance at the stadium, he was moved to the CMRI hospital in Alipore. On Thursday, doctors informed Aich and his family that he would never be able to see with his injured eye. - See more at: http://indianexpress.com/article/sports/ipl/2369849/ipl-8-kolkata-cop-loses-eye-after-trip-to-eden-gardens/#sthash.9h3N5Lmp.dpuf
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May 16, 2015 10:55
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Scylo posted:A trip to Eden Garden, to catch the Indian Premier League, has resulted in Kolkata Police constable, Aloke Aich, losing his right eye. The 53-year-old driver for the deputy commissioner of the 5th Battalion of the city police, Debashish Sarkar, was seated in Block G witnessing the Kolkata Knight Riders vs Kings XI Punjab last Sunday. In the final over of the game, David Miller’s towering six hit Aich’s eye. After getting medical assistance at the stadium, he was moved to the CMRI hospital in Alipore. On Thursday, doctors informed Aich and his family that he would never be able to see with his injured eye. - See more at: http://indianexpress.com/article/sports/ipl/2369849/ipl-8-kolkata-cop-loses-eye-after-trip-to-eden-gardens/#sthash.9h3N5Lmp.dpuf I guess he won't have 20/20 vision any more  That's terrible and I feel sorry for the poor guy 
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May 16, 2015 11:48
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Miller pinned a little kid in the chest while he was warming up for the game on now as well apparently.
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May 16, 2015 12:04
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I switched over from the IPL to the lovely English comp and it's really impressive how they've managed to bring the excitement of test cricket to the T20 format.
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May 16, 2015 15:00
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That zinger might have been better if one of the teams hadn't scored over 200 and the IPL game wasn't poo poo #banterfails
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May 16, 2015 16:43
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I noticed there were eight matches on the opening day. How do you even follow that? And it still goes for over two months.
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May 17, 2015 01:20
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Doctor Cave posted:I noticed there were eight matches on the opening day. How do you even follow that? And it still goes for over two months. I think the answer is that no one actually follows it.
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May 17, 2015 01:36
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I watched the first ipl game and never watched it again even though bmac tore up with an epic Dhl Power 100.
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May 17, 2015 01:46
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Doctor Cave posted:I noticed there were eight matches on the opening day. How do you even follow that? And it still goes for over two months. I mean, I might pay slightly more attention to the scorecards with this one because there are actual teams I support in there. Paul.Power fucked around with this message at 07:17 on May 17, 2015 |
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May 17, 2015 07:15
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I followed the first IPL season but after that they basically shuffled the teams every year to make it abundantly clear to everyone that none of it means anything and the fans can get hosed if they think it's anything other than a rich man's fantasy league.
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May 17, 2015 08:15
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I feel like 16 teams for it is about 8 too many, even if they are broken up into North and South. I have no idea what English domestic cricket is like though so maybe the fans love it. e: Haddin formally announced odi retirement. I guess Wade takes over now? Airstream Driver fucked around with this message at 08:24 on May 17, 2015 |
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May 17, 2015 08:20
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Smorgasbord posted:I followed the first IPL season but after that they basically shuffled the teams every year to make it abundantly clear to everyone that none of it means anything and the fans can get hosed if they think it's anything other than a rich man's fantasy league. That's the Celebrity Cricket League.
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May 17, 2015 08:28
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Look forward to the return of wade.gif At least we get some more Honest Brad in the Ashes
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May 17, 2015 08:52
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Airstream Driver posted:I feel like 16 teams for it is about 8 too many, even if they are broken up into North and South. I have no idea what English domestic cricket is like though so maybe the fans love it. I hope Ludeman gets a few games. He was good in the last BBL and keeps for SA in the Shield so he's not a part-time keeper.
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May 17, 2015 11:46
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Doctor Cave posted:How do you even follow that? Almost all of it isn't on telly, so you go to the matches you want to see and read the scorecard of anything else you care about later.
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May 17, 2015 11:58
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Seams posted:I hope Ludeman gets a few games. He was good in the last BBL and keeps for SA in the Shield so he's not a part-time keeper. He's technically one of the best keepers in the country, but that last BBL was the only time he's ever been more than mediocre with the bat.
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May 17, 2015 12:58
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Kevin Pietersen is like a turd that won't flush
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