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Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Dangerous Person posted:

So was that real or a joke, I could never find something clear enough about it.

In the original story the dude made when he was a teenager he wrote a chapter 16.5 that contained that sex scene

it was summarily removed when he got it published, obviously

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livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr

Beef Waifu posted:

riding in an elevator is not something that only happened in eva

Like this though?

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
my favorite Eva reference in SAO was when Asuna was being circled around by a flock of seagulls and they tear her to shreds, it was pretty metal.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

NowonSA posted:

Given the constant people rendering themselves virtually comatose, I'm surprised this hasn't happened. Small mercies I guess.

i'm sure rape dio did it

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Your disguise was nearly as bad as Clark Kent's.

To be fair, when he's out of his civvies, no one is looking him in the eyes.

Those glowing nipples...

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Hace posted:

If you have to ask at this point, you know the answer

:stare:


Beef Waifu posted:

In the original story the dude made when he was a teenager he wrote a chapter 16.5 that contained that sex scene

it was summarily removed when he got it published, obviously

Oh my god

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

livingfruitvirus posted:

Like this though?



you can't see the floor in eva, not a reference

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
If I were Kirito this is what I would do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT-JSnb2YdE

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Is this....

Team deathmatch?!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Reminder, that nurse is raping Kirito's body right now

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Bingo. Yahtzee. You sunk my Battleship.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Why didn't she just shoot him in the head

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


JT Jag posted:

Reminder, that nurse is raping Kirito's body right now

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

you go girl

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

JT Jag posted:

Reminder, that nurse is raping Kirito's body right now

Kirito's brain is forming some hosed up connections

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
also a i may have been looking at my laptop whenever that particular part happened and turned back when it was done and just saw the camera change and missed it

now i'm just being difficult to cover up my fuckup because i think it's funny

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


NowonSA posted:

Given the constant people rendering themselves virtually comatose, I'm surprised this hasn't happened. Small mercies I guess.

Yes all Sugu has to do is log out early one day... :gonk:

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
You guys are gonna like Pale Rider. He's one of my personal faves.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Hace posted:

Why didn't she just shoot him in the head

Always shoot center mass dummy

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

JT Jag posted:

Reminder, that nurse is raping Kirito's body right now

If you cum in real life, do you cum in the game? how does this work

wanna see kirito go after a guy and just randomly make an O face.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
(hastily stores dildo in drawer) "No, don't worry babe, anal soreness is a pretty common side effect of these new headsets"

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Kwyndig posted:

Yes all Sugu has to do is log out early one day... :gonk:

Yeah, in fairness there's certainly a character who would do that, or worse, but we don't know for sure that it happened.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Always shoot center mass dummy

she aimed for the tiny grenade tho

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Hot

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

KIRITO NO!

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

pull up your shorts

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Kirito what the gently caress are you doing this is a video game

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Kirito, always keeping women down

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Hace posted:

she aimed for the tiny grenade tho

You can both be wrong

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
DON'T ASK FOR A FAVOR WHILE PUSHING A GIRL DOWN KIRITO! BAD!

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
kirito you're making me very hot right now..........

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

Dangerous Person posted:

Kirito what the gently caress are you doing this is a video game

you gently caress in the game

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

This would be better if this was Xenoverse since it's already kind of an MMO.

Edit: holyshit

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
:siren:PALE RIDER:siren: he's so cool.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Kirito is so cool, I bet if he tried to use that rifle he'd be better at it than Sinon

He just doesn't need to because of his 1337 blades

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Ruggington posted:

you gently caress in the game

So if I gently caress in the game do I gently caress in real life?

Asking for a friend

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Yo this dude has got flips

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Ruggington posted:

you gently caress in the game

is the SAO code gently caress-compliant?

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

let this guy win

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The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Dyne, it's not a very good idea to go up against Raiden.

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