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Slim Pickens posted:I was freed from my foreskin when I first came into this world, so I have no idea how you're breaking your penis I guess? So was I, but I still have the frenulum. That doesn't generally get liberated AFAIK. I just can't wrap my mind around how it would tear during any variety of sex with an earth woman. e: new page and the reason we're all suddenly terrified of breaking our dicks: terrez posted:what if god was o ne of us Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 09:37 on May 17, 2015 |
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That needs to be posted on every page, and if possible, it should replace the mouseover text.
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Godholio posted:
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terrez posted:what if god was o ne of us would
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Thanks youtube! Hadn't seen this one before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
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999,999,997 to go
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Stolen from AI's mechanical failures thread (which stole it from a funny pictures thread): http://www.gfycat.com/DecimalRegularGrub
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Godholio posted:Stolen from AI's mechanical failures thread (which stole it from a funny pictures thread): 
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Good cat.
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Godholio posted:Stolen from AI's mechanical failures thread (which stole it from a funny pictures thread): Went from  to
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ElMaligno has some weird stuff linked to his steam account
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:ElMaligno has some weird stuff linked to his steam account even if i did play this, it would not be the weirdest thing i have played
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Hey N4I / your new best buddy Ralp, am I allowed to make this joke too or would I be out another half of a Tubman for the laughs? Looking to clarify here. Also half a Harriet or Half a Tubman is the new tenbux. 
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Hey N4I / your new best buddy Ralp, am I allowed to make this joke too or would I be out another half of a Tubman for the laughs? 
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It's a sincere question, N4I. I see the big red text one of you gave me, I'm looking to not step outta bounds and lose money in the process. Mind not being a rear end in a top hat and possibly answering my loving question? Or are you just gonna be an rear end in a top hat?
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Well Shim, I have no loving clue who gave you that title, but I'm inclined to follow it because frankly your racist screeds make GiP look bad and the admins as well as myself are sick of it. So if I were you before hitting the submit reply button I would ask myself: "Does this wall of text I'm about to post contain words or phrases more commonly found on sites like Stormfront?" If yes, you should probably reword it or you're probably going to catch a probation. It's that simple and I don't think it's that much of a burden to not post racist bullshit. If this makes me some sort of "SJW sympathizer" (  ) so be it.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Hey N4I / your new best buddy Ralp, Don't burn out in an rrail-esque blaze of "glory" Shim.
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Godholio posted:Stolen from AI's mechanical failures thread (which stole it from a funny pictures thread):
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Shim put your energy towards writing about the bit of the trail you walked. People want to read that.
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Good cat.
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  Nostalgia4Murder posted:Good cat.
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Good cat.
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mad max is the best movie I've ever seen, if you don't agree you're an idiot and probably a pussy
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I wonder if Katy Perry has seen that porn parody of herself.
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Mike-o posted:I wonder if Katy Perry has seen that porn parody of herself. I didn't know this existed and now I've got to cancel my plans for the evening.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I didn't know this existed and now I've got to cancel my plans for the
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I didn't know this existed and now I've got to cancel my plans for the evening. Don't break your frenulum.
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when i get out of the army or sooner I'm going to do a bunch of heroin. This is my new plan. Weed just seems so boring sounding now.
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Everything is terrible, gently caress people, I can't wait until I get home so I can drink until I can't feel my face or anything else. I mean, god drat, not only does fortune love the 1-2 punch, but it's brilliant at setting them up. Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 01:19 on May 18, 2015 |
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I was hanging out with family last night and we decided to go bowling. A very patriotic friend of the family bought himself and me a pitcher of beer for us to drink. I don't drink beer, so I had a cup to be nice. When we leave there's about a quoter of it left. He looked at me and said, "Now, I bought this for us." so feeling guilty I took the pitcher and start chugging. I get through about half of it before it starts pouring down my shirt and it gets all see through. Good thing we're leaving! I finish it and we quickly head out. When we're in the truck driving home, with me who was barely able to get in the truck now being more drunk than I've ever been in my life, this guy starts yelling out the window with his head out of the window yelling "NIGGERRRRRSSSSSSSSS" at every passing car. I'm laughing and dying because all I could think about was Shim's posting. I love you Shim. I then fall into bed damp and sleep all day drooling on myself.
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stay safe dui ghost
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Welp, got an A in the physics class that everyone else was getting their asses kicked in.  Still no other grades in, though. I know I hosed up about half of my discrete math final.
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