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Assassins creed is aids, watch dogs is Ebola. Prototype is rear end cancer and the other one is turd lung.
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Wolfsheim posted:I've literally never been able to make it more than an hour into an AssCreed game without quitting out of sheer boredom so I assume the rest of this is also wrong are you implying you can drink coke for an hour straight without getting sick? :masterstroke:
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May 18, 2015 08:50
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The comparisons between Infamous and Prototype were more of a timely thing. IIRC they came out within three months of each other. Also if you complete Prototype 2 it turns out the virus assimilated Mercer as an idea (???) and used him to its own ends, hence why his character arc from the first game suddenly makes no sense in the second, and apparently that's what happened to the girl in Idaho so it wasn't a thing they contrived for the sequel because it was already in the first game. Heller will probably either succumb to or be shown resisting that process if there is another game. I never actually cared about the plot though beyond a couple characters having interesting motivations and such so this lovely method of making the previous protagonists the bad guy doesn't really bother me. RoanHorse fucked around with this message at 09:02 on May 18, 2015 |
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May 18, 2015 08:59
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precision posted:gta games are like 40s of olde english Lets see, Stalker is clearly vodka straight from the bottle. Black Flag, rum and coke. Call of Duty is Natty Ice from a beer pong cup. JainDoh fucked around with this message at 09:49 on May 18, 2015 |
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May 18, 2015 09:45
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video games are like drinking piss but sometimes the person pissing in your face has been eating healthy so it tastes a little bit more like water but more often than not that's not the case As a true video gamer I live for the times when the piss is clear. Do you?
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May 18, 2015 10:39
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CJacobs posted:As a true video gamer I live for drinking piss. That was all I got out of that.
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May 18, 2015 10:55
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Are you saying you don't live for drinking piss?? Have I been doing it wrong all this time???
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May 18, 2015 10:58
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Drinking piss is good.
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May 18, 2015 11:09
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Alain Post posted:Drinking piss is good. Grow up.
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May 18, 2015 11:11
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Don't kinkshame.
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May 18, 2015 11:19
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Please do not call me Piss.
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May 18, 2015 11:20
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You spend a higher-than average daily time around 8 year-olds.
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May 18, 2015 11:28
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VideoGames posted:Please do not call me Piss.
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May 18, 2015 12:20
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Well no poo poo with all the porn available online for free, why would you read a magazine for pleasure anymore? This is why the PORKY's remake will never get off the ground. The entire plot can be resolved in 30 seconds by Google Image Searching "boobs"
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May 18, 2015 12:31
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technology ruins everything
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May 18, 2015 12:38
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The gadget child lives for gizmos. The gadget child loves the small screen, loves the blue light, loves the red hat man and the green hat boy. The gadget child cannot book. He will not newspaper.
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May 18, 2015 13:18
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The book mother: Read a book. Read Nabokov. Read Joyce. Read Faulkner. The gadget child: Won't. The magazine father: Read a magazine. Cut out articles. Tape them to objects and animals. The gadget child: Shan't. The mother and the father, together: We do not understand. Your generation is not like ours. The gadget child: My generation is Minecraft. We are the small phone. You study us, but we are a cipher. We are DOTA. To understand us, you must understand mid or feed. The paper parents: Mid or feed? The gadget child: I nod.
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May 18, 2015 13:31
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so why are people freaking out about the witcher 3? i'm gonna day one buy it, but i'm really curious why i keep hearing about "the downgrade meme" also has anyone said 'a child called piss' yet?
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May 18, 2015 13:42
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It doesn't look like the lol 'in-engine' footage they showed two years ago
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May 18, 2015 13:46
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The Colonel posted:I have previously said that Donkey Kong 64 is very fun if you don't go for 101%. Despite this, I have begun a 101% playthrough of Donkey Kong 64, because Donkey Kong 64 is a fun game and I like it. Hail and well met, The Colonel. Please use the save state to cheat at Beaver Bother, for your own sanity. What I love about this image is that the book/magazine reading doesn't even really go down that far.
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May 18, 2015 15:19
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AVERAGE AMOUNT OF SELFIES TAKEN BY TODAY'S TROUBLED TEENS AS COMPARED TO US SOPHISTICATED BOOMERS - RESULTS WILL
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May 18, 2015 15:20
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This teen recognized Super Mario but couldn't identify that "Band on the Run" was written by Great Lord Paul McCartney. Watch what happens when we take away his wiz-phone and lap-computer, strap him into a chair and tape his eyes open, and make him watch episodes of Mork and Mindy that sync with Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon!
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May 18, 2015 15:23
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So many chips on the shoulders ITT, that I could make a plate of nachos.
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May 18, 2015 15:38
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Bicyclops posted:What I love about this image is that the book/magazine reading doesn't even really go down that far. Yeah, it turns out that boys 8-18 never read books or magazines much. That graph is clearly missing a "terrorizing Mr. Wilson" bar imo
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May 18, 2015 15:42
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that graph is from 2009.
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May 18, 2015 15:48
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bloodychill posted:Yeah, it turns out that boys 8-18 never read books or magazines much. That graph is clearly missing a "terrorizing Mr. Wilson" bar imo I'm the 1999 teen, and I demand they add a "Waiting for Mom to get off the phone so I can connect to AOL and IM my girlfriend" bar.
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May 18, 2015 15:49
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i saw xx amount of posts and checked this thread
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May 18, 2015 15:51
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Eye of Widesauron posted:i saw xx amount of posts and checked this thread
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May 18, 2015 16:08
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FactsAreUseless posted:Well now it's xxx, if you get me. If you hear me. If you know the thing that I say. lol
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May 18, 2015 16:09
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I sometimes check this thread even if it doesn't have any new posts.
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May 18, 2015 16:11
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impressive considering no one buys porno mags anymore
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May 18, 2015 16:11
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computer parts posted:impressive considering no one buys porno mags anymore Yeah, who has the time anymore what with all these games and upcoming games to bitch about?
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May 18, 2015 17:43
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that pic was me, playing video games with my stack of nintendo powers by my side
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May 18, 2015 17:48
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this is one of my favourite videos of all time
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May 18, 2015 17:49
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Alright chaps, I'm looking for a new MMO been out of the gaming community for some time. What I'm looking for is a game with a good community. I've tried eve online which was good but I never lasted more than a month at at time. I've tried wow but it's not a very social game. Then I sort of left PC gaming and went to console. Now I've just built a gaming rig and am looking for a good popular MMO with a good community. Any ideas would be amazing thanks in advance.
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May 18, 2015 18:48
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chriscalvert1982 posted:Alright chaps, I like Guild Wars 2. It's especially cool since it doesn't have monthly subscription fees.
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May 18, 2015 18:56
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chriscalvert1982 posted:Alright chaps, playing an MMO is like riding into Detroit. Desolation everywhere and everything is hosed.
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May 18, 2015 18:57
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Final Fantasy XIV is the best MMO out at the moment.
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Sakurazuka posted:Final Fantasy XIV is the best MMO out at the moment. yeah i started playing it again thanks to super best friends play talking about it and its pretty good. totally serviceable
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