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AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Ok. I can't be around for a challenge on Thursday though

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Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!
After this week, I should end up being free pretty much whenever, as long as I have some warning.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

:siren: EVENT :siren: EVENT :siren: EVENT :siren: EVENT :siren:

Sexy tribe, Swole tribe, this game has changed again. You must now combine your skills to build a new world while continuing to battle against each other as individuals. The tribes have merged. Good luck, and congratulations. See if you can come up with a new merged tribe name and flag while enjoying this merge feast!


Enjoy the food, and...

drink up!


You may now communicate normally with ALL players remaining in the game.

I'll see you tonight at 10pm EST for the next challenge.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Merge-a-rito!

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!
Hello Friends!

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013

Hey Friends!

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013

Hello again old friends! :)

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Hi

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Buenos tardes mis amigos. ?Que tal?

Chic Trombone
Jul 25, 2010

Hello dear friends both old and new :sun:

DoggPickle
Jan 16, 2004

LAFFO

imgay posted:

Buenos tardes mis amigos. ?Que tal?

Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again

Ween? Anybody? :dance:

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013

DoggPickle posted:


Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday


What?

DoggPickle
Jan 16, 2004

LAFFO
It's a song, so the relative date of Cinco D'Mayo is irrelevant.. Nobody likes Ween??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv-gT9lNa1g

It's not like it's their best song or anything.. "Baby Bitch" is up there

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013

Oh, I see. I didn't know the song and I was like Cinco de Mayo was two Tuesdays ago. It was confusing.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

he's a whole minute late kill him

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
:munch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZC-j48JWg

:munch:

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Come on in guys. I hope you're excited for this, because it's time for the famous Awful Survivor Auction! And, like last season's auction, this is going to be a SILENT AUCTION. Also tonight, individual immunity will be up for grabs. The winner of individual immunity will not be announced publicly until Tribal Council begins on Wednesday.



We've got all types of stuff up for sale today, and everyone is starting with $20 for winning a beauty contest. Sharing of money is not allowed.

Here's how it will work:

There will be absolutely no out of thread contact allowed during this auction. You may talk in this thread, but only until I give the word, after which there are to be no more posts for the duration of the challenge. Silent is the key word. Violation of this rule could result in your money and any won items being confiscated.

I will reveal one item for sale for each round of the auction. Please notify me privately of your intention for each round, no matter your choice. Failure to notify me in three rounds will result in your eviction from the auction. You may skip bidding altogether, or may bid an amount of your choosing, in whole dollar amounts only. You may not bid more money than you have. You must place your bids within 5 minutes of the item announcement.

Special twist: If multiple people tie for the highest bid, they will each lose 50% of that bid, rounding up, and the item will go unsold. The item will then come back up for sale in the next auction.

After the 5 minute bidding period, I will reveal the results and name the lucky winner. I will then also reveal the next item up for bid.

You may contact me by PM, by IM or Skype.

Do we have any questions before we get started?

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Will we be told when people are ejected from the auction?

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!
Will we know everything up for bid tonight before it starts?

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Yes, I'll announce in thread when someone has been kicked out for not sending me messages.

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013

Will we know anything about who tied or what amount they bid? Or will it just be there was a tie, item's back up?

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

also when you say next auction do you mean the next round of this auction or are you saying there will be another auction in this game

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

It means the next item up for auction. There's only going to be this one auction challenge.

Strong Mouse posted:

Will we know everything up for bid tonight before it starts?
No, you will only learn what items are up one at a time. In many cases, you won't even know what you're bidding on while it is up for auction, because it will be covered.

DoggPickle
Jan 16, 2004

LAFFO
I don't understand how much money we have total??

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Do we know how many items there are

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

garthoneeye posted:

Will we know anything about who tied or what amount they bid? Or will it just be there was a tie, item's back up?
I'll say what all bids were unless otherwise noted.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

The number of items to be sold in the auction is not being announced.

DoggPickle posted:

I don't understand how much money we have total??
$20

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

are there junk items?

Chic Trombone
Jul 25, 2010

How many items are there, in total?

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Yeah there's going to be a load of crap sold off to you guys here tonight.

The number of items for sale is a mystery. The auction could end quite suddenly at any moment.

Chic Trombone
Jul 25, 2010

Wait nevermind just saw that you aren't announcing it

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Do we need to quote you stating the bid

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Do we need to quote you stating the bid
Nope. You need to PM/IM/Skype me saying "im bidding $x this round." You can't post in the thread at ALL once I say so. Silent auction! You still can post for now...

DoggPickle
Jan 16, 2004

LAFFO
PM's won't be counted any less than skypes because I suck at skype and I don't think I have fast luck on there as a general contact? My bad. I understand that we start with $20. I am :downs:

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Fast Luck posted:

Yeah there's going to be a load of crap sold off to you guys here tonight.

booooo

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Oh ok.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Any more questions, or should we get started?

DoggPickle
Jan 16, 2004

LAFFO
I want a watermelon!!

*ninja edit* I'm good to go*

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Fast Luck posted:

Any more questions, or should we get started?

Is this a punishment for not playing your other challenge?

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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

It's normal actually.

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