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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
actually the pro way would be that you answer the call normally and you get "this call brought to you by subway; say 'subway eat fresh' to complete your connection"

and if you don't it bills you for the minutes

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
should i believe glassdoor.com saying google is the best place to work

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
google is a great place to gain the ability to put google on your resume after you leave in 13 months

Axel Rhodes Scholar
May 12, 2001

Courage Reactor

it's pretty fun if you can avoid the main campus

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

rjmccall posted:

google is a great place to gain the ability to put google on your resume after you leave in 13 months

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

dazjw posted:

it's pretty fun if you can avoid the bay area

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Bobby Digital posted:

30 second video every time you unlock your phone
at least they'll make the OS faster

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

uncurable mlady posted:

actually the pro way would be that you answer the call normally and you get "this call brought to you by subway; say 'subway eat fresh' to complete your connection"

and if you don't it bills you for the minutes
Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®

anthonypants fucked around with this message at 12:32 on May 19, 2015

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

uncurable mlady posted:

actually the pro way would be that you answer the call normally and you get "this call brought to you by subway; say 'subway eat fresh' to complete your connection"

and if you don't it bills you for the minutes

surely some horrible phone company does this already, right

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

uncurable mlady posted:

don't give them ideas

why not people on verizon deserve what they get

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

at least they'll make the OS faster

not like they can make android slower

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

anthonypants posted:

Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Sudo Echo posted:

surely some horrible phone company does this already, right

is netzero still around? this feels like something they would have tried as people moved to voip

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

"http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/2015/05/19/27612965/ posted:

Court officials said, a prostitute charged with killing a Google executive by injecting him with heroin on his yacht off the California coast pleaded guilty on Tuesday to involuntary manslaughter. 27-year-old, Alix Catherine Tichelman, was sentenced Wochit

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

what do you call one dead google exec?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

uncurable mlady posted:

what do you call one dead google exec?
scalable, hopefully

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

uncurable mlady posted:

what do you call one dead google exec?

ugh why won't they stop copying apple's worst practices

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
"It was an accidental overdose between two consenting adults,'' he said.

hosed up IMO

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

uncurable mlady posted:

what do you call one dead google exec?
harm reduction

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
was going for "a good first step" but those were all good too

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Google NodJS

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

FMguru posted:

scalable, hopefully

perfect

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Sudo Echo posted:

surely some horrible phone company does this already, right

i cant tell if this is a real site or not

http://www.obamaphone.com/

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

billions and billions of dead google execs

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

uncurable mlady posted:

what do you call one dead google exec?

a nu start

(and she never even saw the license plate)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




someone update http://didgoogleshutdown.com

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

uncurable mlady posted:

what do you call one dead google exec?

everest chow

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
i'm the Google Hewlett-Packard bar

also Google Earth is listed twice, and it's either Alive or Dying

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
gj google you loving idiots



never ever ever trust user input it's literally the first thing they teach you in CS-101

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

this fall, there will be three english-language federal election debates in canada. one of them will be hosted by google :geno:

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Necc0 posted:

gj google you loving idiots



never ever ever trust user input it's literally the first thing they teach you in CS-101

holy loving poo poo

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

Pinterest Mom posted:

this fall, there will be three english-language federal election debates in canada. one of them will be hosted by google :geno:

brought to canada by the letter h, the number 1, and the letter b

actually strictly speaking this is more london / dublin

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Pinterest Mom posted:

this fall, there will be three english-language federal election debates in canada. one of them will be hosted by google :geno:

what, why?

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Canada will be next on the list of google products to be released and then quickly put down.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


if the question is "why are debates being organised by random organisation instead of the consortium", the answer is "the Conservatives think a certain third-party leader isn't so great at thinking on his feet and want the debate format to vary from debate to debate to prevent him from preparing well"

if the question is "why google" the answer is "something something youtube, digital economy"

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
lol, Harper wants to gently caress with Trudeau but Mulcair don't give a gently caress

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

its funny watching the libs squeal about it, like they have besmirched this time-honoured democratic tradition and we should all be Very Angry about it. as if past debates were not an embarrassing clusterfuck half the time, like when they brought in loving elizabeth may lol

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
we have a government?

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Necc0 posted:

gj google you loving idiots



never ever ever trust user input it's literally the first thing they teach you in CS-101

ayy lmao

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