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big mean giraffe posted:vodka watermelon is for trailer trash, and is delicious and far superior to jello shots ftfy
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Say hello, to the Dan Ryckert experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZveytjmGWT8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxklXh3ulkU I can't find a short enough video of the infamous 'yellow russian' he made the rest of Giant Bomb drink, but have an image.  It's nacho cheese in a white russian
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bathroomrage posted:It's nacho cheese in a white russian Yup, time to pack the thread in
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May 20, 2015 21:56
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This guy has a real deep-seated fixation on melting poo poo.
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May 20, 2015 22:06
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bathroomrage posted:
Dear god. Dear god no.
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blunt for century posted:Dear god. Dear god no.  If it helps, nobody liked them.
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May 20, 2015 22:22
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I am very jealous of Dan's cool American flag pants, but at least I loving know what an egg white is.
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May 20, 2015 23:07
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That's literally Masaokis level ineptitude. Like, Masaokis straight up cracks his eggs and dumps them into his toilet in one of the videos because all he wants is the egg "whites" (the shells)
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May 21, 2015 03:49
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Dan Ryckert's entire existence confuses and excites me.
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The entire point of that nacho cheese segment was to create abominations that he would force upon his co-workers. He wasn't trying to pass them off as delicious like he did with the Oreos + nacho cheese. Those yellow russians were the gift that kept on giving, though. Jeff Gerstmann spent the remaining 7 hours of that live show telling people, "I'm not feeling too great.." whenever anyone asked him how he was doing at the beginning of segments. Someone should also get shots of Will Smith and Norman Chan trying to finish a sous vide steak with a giant blow torch and a fire suit. They managed to make a perfectly-cooked steak look nearly inedible through mishandling. ErIog has a new favorite as of 04:08 on May 21, 2015 |
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May 21, 2015 04:04
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There's a local brewery/restaurant that posts daily pictures of "2nites dinner feature" and somehow manages to make every single dish look vaguely unsettling at best, and at worst... well lets just have some pictures.    These are all official pictures they put on social media to advertise their food  I mean, I've eaten there (before seeing these pics) and the food was decently good, but why would anyone think it was a good idea to post these pictures where people could see them, much less use them to try to lure people in? I get that food photography is tough but COME ON.
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May 21, 2015 04:17
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I can't take my eyes off of the Black Blood steak. Deeply unsettling doesn't even begin to describe it. 
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May 21, 2015 04:24
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The blurriness makes everything so unsettling
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:I can't take my eyes off of the Black Blood steak. Deeply unsettling doesn't even begin to describe it. Fresh placenta with squid ink, over a bed of asparagus
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May 21, 2015 05:16
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The first 3 remind me of the kind of things you see in chinese restaurants or 1970s cookbooks. The last one looks like some kind of...meat...in a sea of balsamic. Most of them just look bland, but the last one is just gross. I hate pretentious food photography, but it can't be that hard to make things look more appetizing than those things just by making them in focus and in better lighting.
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May 21, 2015 05:24
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So do they just have a shaker full of rat turds from the floor or what?
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Internet Wizard posted:That's literally Masaokis level ineptitude.
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May 21, 2015 07:11
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the difference is that Masaokis was mentally ill or something, Ryckert is just a huge dipshit
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AnonSpore posted:The blurriness makes everything so unsettling **siren blares in the distance** **your surroundings start to disintegrate away; the room your in, indeed even your table, are replaced with rusty, bloody grates and chain-link fencing** **your perfectly seared ribeye and parsnip puree turns into any of those dishes pictured**
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pillsburysoldier posted:**siren blares in the distance** 
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FlyinPingu posted:the difference is that Masaokis was mentally ill or something, Ryckert is just a huge dipshit "Ok so, what IS a mortgage?"
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Pleads posted:I've started listening to the podcast and that dude has huge, glaring holes in his fundamental knowledge of how the world works. Wait, Masao has a podcast?!
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FlyinPingu posted:the difference is that Masaokis was mentally ill or something, Ryckert is just a huge dipshit how people are still unable to tell that masaokis was 100% joking is beyond me
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May 21, 2015 20:50
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He must have been pretty dedicated to the joke to live in squalor for years like that.
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May 21, 2015 21:09
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I thought it was a joke until I saw the Sambuca Adventure video where he basically admits his alcoholism while walking through snow to a liquor store in order to get Sambuca
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May 21, 2015 21:10
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I'd never heard of rum ham, and I live just miles from the Ham Capital of the US. Google seems to be telling me that it's an Always Sunny joke (I've never watched the show). Soooo... IS it actually a real thing, or are people inventing/making it because it's a funny thing from that show, like a Flaming Moe? Also, my mocha cake (chocolate cake made with Kahlua + more Kahlua in the frosting) is the best drink you can eat. 
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May 21, 2015 21:58
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Pleads posted:I've started listening to the podcast and that dude has huge, glaring holes in his fundamental knowledge of how the world works. he is very much willfully ignorant and doesn't care about learning about anything outside of video games and wrestling. It's pretty distressing.
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May 21, 2015 22:19
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TGI Fridays is advertising a new appetizer that is bacon wrapped whole jalapeņos and they look like literal pieces of poo poo.
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muscles like this? posted:TGI Fridays is advertising a new appetizer that is bacon wrapped whole jalapeņos and they look like literal pieces of poo poo. Can I get that in Endless Apps?
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death .cab for qt posted:I thought it was a joke until I saw the Sambuca Adventure video where he basically admits his alcoholism while walking through snow to a liquor store in order to get Sambuca Seriously his place is nasty and I can't imagine living like that for years for a 'joke.'
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Give me three boxed of triscuits and an hour, I'll get rid of it for you
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muscles like this? posted:TGI Fridays is advertising a new appetizer that is bacon wrapped whole jalapeņos and they look like literal pieces of poo poo. For some reason I thought you meant jalapeņo poppers and WOULD but just plain jalapeņos with bacon sounds pretty meh. Wrong thread.
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big mean giraffe posted:Seriously his place is nasty and I can't imagine living like that for years for a 'joke.' There's a video from this last December where he shows the squalor pit is a house he inherited or something and is fixing up. He doesn't live there but he films dumb videos for the internet and possibly gets mega high/drunk. e: Here's the video. cobalt impurity has a new favorite as of 22:46 on May 21, 2015 |
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JacquelineDempsey posted:I'd never heard of rum ham, and I live just miles from the Ham Capital of the US. Google seems to be telling me that it's an Always Sunny joke (I've never watched the show). Soooo... IS it actually a real thing, or are people inventing/making it because it's a funny thing from that show, like a Flaming Moe? I don't know why anyone would think that rum ham was anything but horrible, given the other foods Always Sunny has given us, such as milk steak, denim chicken, whatever cat food with glue is called, muscle milk, bagged spaghetti, or, this thing, the grilled charlie: 
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May 21, 2015 22:58
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Meatwave posted:whatever cat food with glue is called you're supposed to eat a tin of cat food and then huff a lot of glue quickly to pass out because there's gonna be like 50 stray cats outside your window soon howling all night and you don't want to be up for that. e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrK7oWRXQ-o
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death .cab for qt posted:Why are there crackers Look who's never been to a party. You spread the cheese on them.
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