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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Sir Kodiak posted:

At the end Rick Perry's glasses fly off, revealing that he has the mind of a child.

That might be enough to push him over the edge.

'Faith of a Child' is unironically used as a compliment by the paint chip eating evangelists, and Ted Cruz has that doe-eyed wonderment look down-pat.

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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Gravel Gravy posted:

What sort of accomplishments should we look for in a Secretary of State? The position or the department itself is kind of reactionary and all about damage control. If it is able to maintain a status quo then it is doing alright.

Are there any notable examples of an accomplishment linked specifically to a particular Sec. State?

A survey of scholars put Hillary at the 4th most effective, tied with Albright, with "don't know" in second place. The key point is that it was "most effective" Secretary of State, not "best." Kissinger has the top spot.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

derra posted:

Seward's Folly?

I definitely think he made the right choice.

derra
Dec 29, 2012
Well, yeah, the poster was asking for "notable accomplishments". Just because it was labelled a folly doesn't mean it actually was one.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

derra posted:

Well, yeah, the poster was asking for "notable accomplishments". Just because it was labelled a folly doesn't mean it actually was one.

lol sorry, it was just a lovely attempt at a humorous comment. I live in AK.

mastervj
Feb 25, 2011

Series DD Funding posted:

The paper said they were skeptical a minimum wage increase would significantly boost the economy. In that case, the increased spending demand of minwage workers must be balanced out somewhere else through higher prices. It's basic economics.

This is stupid and NOT economics. Real economics, that is.

mastervj
Feb 25, 2011

Kobayashi posted:

The GOP needs a tournament bracket for debates, complete with seeding and everything. It'd be more entertaining the the NCAA tournament.

I'll pay some serious money to see that on PPV.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Oh a study funded by the Koch's and or some shorty hedge fund says minimum wage doesn't boost the economy, in other news poors don't buy things and various red states ARENT trying to limit what types of food poors can buy on state assistance. Finally Republicans standing up to BIG LOBSTER and BIG SIRLOIN!

eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me

Mr Hootington posted:

So Bernie is coming to Iowa late in May and early in June and I've signed up for and plan on going to one of his town hall meetings. I'm super excited about this and am wondering if I get a chance should I ask if he would support a minimum wage increase that is tied to cost of living? Or maybe a suggestion for a better question and maybe some information on the subject you suggest.

Ask him what he's going to do about the heroin problem.

Series DD Funding
Nov 25, 2014

by exmarx

mastervj posted:

This is stupid and NOT economics. Real economics, that is.

Thanks for the stunning rebuttal.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I'm sure I'll get some poo poo for this, but I am liking some things about Rand Paul, at least in comparison to some of the clowns in the republican circus.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/19/politics/rand-paul-patriot-act-filibuster/index.html He's grandstanding against the Patriot act, whether this will have any effectiveness or is just theatrics - I don't know, but at least he's not like many other senators who are complacent in re-upping.

He co-sponsored with Corey Booker on prison reform, which at the bare minimum would give closer to equal punishments for crack possession and Cocaine Classic™

He's one of the more progressive on the GOP side when it comes to gay marriage by calling it a states right issue, which is (sadly) better than the Mike Huckabee approach of a federal ban because jesus dosen't approve. His website has a similar spiel about abortion too.

Anyway, I don't know if that's enough to win him the nomination, but it certainly carves him a niche of GOP voters enough to make him competitive.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Series DD Funding posted:

The paper said they were skeptical a minimum wage increase would significantly boost the economy. In that case, the increased spending demand of minwage workers must be balanced out somewhere else through higher prices. It's basic economics.

Price elasticity is a thing, y'know. Yeah, prices would probably go up by some amount, it's true. But it's not going to be a 1:1 thing--there's a reason that taxes on business don't immediately get passed on in full to the consumer in the form of higher prices. Anyone working below $15 an hour would see a pretty dramatic improvement in their quality of life, anyone narrowly above that mark would lose some ground in the short term, but would have considerable ability to get a raise, and anyone making more than that would be doing well enough already that they're not going to lose out too much to any increase in prices. It's easily a net gain for society.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


The Nastier Nate posted:

at least in comparison to some of the clowns in the republican circus.

A low bar, indeed.

He punted to the states on gay marriage, which is a gargantuan copout.

Prison reform is an admirable task, but he's unlikely to change such a profitable and racist structure--particularly when those are the two most admirable corporate qualities in the US.

In short, Feel the Bern--gently caress everyone else.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

LeeMajors posted:


Prison reform is an admirable task, but he's unlikely to change such a profitable and racist structure--particularly when those are the two most admirable corporate qualities in the US.


He's already done more than the republican senator in my state (Pat Toomey - PA) who as far as I know has never broached the subject, and we're a far more liberal state than Kentucky, so credit where credit is due.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

The Nastier Nate posted:

He's already done more than the republican senator in my state (Pat Toomey - PA) who as far as I know has never broached the subject, and we're a far more liberal state than Kentucky, so credit where credit is due.

No credit is due to someone who manages to do better than literal animate poo poo.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


The Nastier Nate posted:

He's already done more than the republican senator in my state (Pat Toomey - PA) who as far as I know has never broached the subject, and we're a far more liberal state than Kentucky, so credit where credit is due.

My point is that the rest of his platform is so destructive that it approaches folly to hang your hat on that issue.

I'm an advocate of prison reform as well, but Paul is a reactionary nutcase waiting to defund every reasonable social safety net this country has to offer.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

LeeMajors posted:

A low bar, indeed.

He punted to the states on gay marriage, which is a gargantuan copout.

Prison reform is an admirable task, but he's unlikely to change such a profitable and racist structure--particularly when those are the two most admirable corporate qualities in the US.

In short, Feel the Bern--gently caress everyone else.

Pretty much this. Paul isn't going to win no matter what, so you should vote to try to change the conversation, which will improve our choices in the long term. Bernie improves the conversation a lot more than the son of purestrain ever will.

And in the general, Hilldawg, so the ultimate socialist golden one will have a friendly Supreme Court when the time comes.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

LeeMajors posted:

My point is that the rest of his platform is so destructive that it approaches folly to hang your hat on that issue.

I'm an advocate of prison reform as well, but Paul is a reactionary nutcase waiting to defund every reasonable social safety net this country has to offer.

For example: prison reform doesn't matter much when the same candidate says we should be able to shoot missiles from drones at unconvicted dudes who walk out of a liquor store "looking like they robbed it".

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Fox News is going to limit the first debate to 10 candidates, being the top ten in the five most recent national polls as of August 5th. Also, they are requiring the candidates to have officially declared that they're running and filed all the necessary paperwork with the FEC and state election officials. Wrap it up, Lindsey!

The Nastier Nate posted:

Anyway, I don't know if that's enough to win him the nomination, but it certainly carves him a niche of GOP voters enough to make him competitive.

Paul's niche of unorthodox positions for a Republican is actually the reason he's not going to win the nomination.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Well to be fair on the issue of prison reform and criminal justice reform both sides overall have awful positions and only a handful of people on either side have anything approaching a reasonable position on the issue. Rand is still poo poo though, I liked him a bit when he used to be somewhat of a libertarian but now he's just Ted Cruz with different rhetoric.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Nintendo Kid posted:

For example: prison reform doesn't matter much when the same candidate says we should be able to shoot missiles from drones at unconvicted dudes who walk out of a liquor store "looking like they robbed it".

This reminds me of 2008 when a lot of people, myself included, were exposed to Ron Paul for the first time in the debate where he attacked American warmongering. At first glance, holy poo poo he appears to be a legit politician!

But nope, once you learn any more about him it turns out he's actually just an insane racist reactionary who was having a stopped clock moment.

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

The Lord of Hats posted:

Price elasticity is a thing, y'know. Yeah, prices would probably go up by some amount, it's true. But it's not going to be a 1:1 thing--there's a reason that taxes on business don't immediately get passed on in full to the consumer in the form of higher prices. Anyone working below $15 an hour would see a pretty dramatic improvement in their quality of life, anyone narrowly above that mark would lose some ground in the short term, but would have considerable ability to get a raise, and anyone making more than that would be doing well enough already that they're not going to lose out too much to any increase in prices. It's easily a net gain for society.

It's not that clear-cut of a gain. It helps some people for sure, likely hurts a much smaller group of people, and may not have an enormous net effect on anything.

(Just so I'm clear, it doesn't seem to have a negative effect so we might as well do it. It's just not a panacea.)

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Joementum posted:

Fox News is going to limit the first debate to 10 candidates, being the top ten in the five most recent national polls as of August 5th. Also, they are requiring the candidates to have officially declared that they're running and filed all the necessary paperwork with the FEC and state election officials. Wrap it up, Lindsey!

Jeb better hurry up and wipe the freshly squoze CPAC cum from his delicate chin, and put in his paperwork. Sounds like a world-class rodeo.

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

Speaking of Rand Paul, is still releasing extensive footnotes on the transcripts of his speeches so people will leave him the hell alone?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Gravel Gravy posted:

What sort of accomplishments should we look for in a Secretary of State? The position or the department itself is kind of reactionary and all about damage control. If it is able to maintain a status quo then it is doing alright.

Are there any notable examples of an accomplishment linked specifically to a particular Sec. State?

To play devils advocate, Kerrys Iran Deal and reopening Cuba.

Yeah, the job is mainly good if you don't notice it's being done, but certain times a Secretary can have deals that change the world significantly.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

The Nastier Nate posted:

I'm sure I'll get some poo poo for this, but I am liking some things about Rand Paul, at least in comparison to some of the clowns in the republican circus.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/19/politics/rand-paul-patriot-act-filibuster/index.html He's grandstanding against the Patriot act, whether this will have any effectiveness or is just theatrics - I don't know, but at least he's not like many other senators who are complacent in re-upping.

He co-sponsored with Corey Booker on prison reform, which at the bare minimum would give closer to equal punishments for crack possession and Cocaine Classic™

He's one of the more progressive on the GOP side when it comes to gay marriage by calling it a states right issue, which is (sadly) better than the Mike Huckabee approach of a federal ban because jesus dosen't approve. His website has a similar spiel about abortion too.

Anyway, I don't know if that's enough to win him the nomination, but it certainly carves him a niche of GOP voters enough to make him competitive.

He's also one of the few republican candidates who would actually be interested in simply shutting down things like medicare and public education. Don't think for a moment that his populist efforts redeem the rest of his horrific platform.

"It's a state issue" = let states ban abortion = worse than the status quo.

By most measurements, he's literally the most conservative person running.

Vox Nihili fucked around with this message at 22:16 on May 20, 2015

Cigar Aficionado
Nov 1, 2004

"Patel"? Fuck you.

Joementum posted:

Fox News is going to limit the first debate to 10 candidates, being the top ten in the five most recent national polls as of August 5th. Also, they are requiring the candidates to have officially declared that they're running and filed all the necessary paperwork with the FEC and state election officials. Wrap it up, Lindsey!


Paul's niche of unorthodox positions for a Republican is actually the reason he's not going to win the nomination.

Bush, Walker, Rubio, Paul, Cruz, Carson, Huckabee, and Christie seem like a lock to finish top 10. That leaves 2 spots for Perry, Santorum, Jindal, Fiorina, Kasich, Graham, Pataki, and whoever else is out there.

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Cigar Aficionado posted:

Bush, Walker, Rubio, Paul, Cruz, Carson, Huckabee, and Christie seem like a lock to finish top 10. That leaves 2 spots for Perry, Santorum, Jindal, Fiorina, Kasich, Graham, Pataki, and whoever else is out there.

Would you really put Carson in front of [anybody who isn't black]? This is the GOP we're talking about. Also, Cruz and Christie? I'd imagine Perry would come before those two.

On the other hand, think if both Carson and Fiorina get excluded from the debates. Those optics would be great for the GOP right now.

Cigar Aficionado
Nov 1, 2004

"Patel"? Fuck you.

Cantorsdust posted:

Would you really put Carson in front of [anybody who isn't black]? This is the GOP we're talking about. Also, Cruz and Christie? I'd imagine Perry would come before those two.

On the other hand, think if both Carson and Fiorina get excluded from the debates. Those optics would be great for the GOP right now.

They're saying it's all based on the polls. Carson is consistently polling inside the top 10. So are Cruz and Christie. Once you get about 8-9 down on the list, candidates are drawing 1-2%, so it's hard to pick between the ones I listed on the fringe. If I had to guess, Perry would definitely make it. The last spot is gonna be wide open between Santorum, Jindal, Kasich, and Fiorina.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


A 10 candidate debate seems incredibly broad. We probably won't get an appropriate revelatory shitshow that we all deserve.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

baw posted:

A survey of scholars put Hillary at the 4th most effective, tied with Albright, with "don't know" in second place. The key point is that it was "most effective" Secretary of State, not "best." Kissinger has the top spot.

Laughing at freaking George C. Marshall not being included here.

EDIT: Or Dulles. Jesus.

Shageletic fucked around with this message at 22:25 on May 20, 2015

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
Ah, I see it's time to repost this:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Also Paul didn't filibuster poo poo. It wasn't even up for debate.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

Ah, I see it's time to repost this:



paul_family_are_liars.png

Cigar Aficionado
Nov 1, 2004

"Patel"? Fuck you.

LeeMajors posted:

A 10 candidate debate seems incredibly broad. We probably won't get an appropriate revelatory shitshow that we all deserve.

There's 16-20 "real" GOP candidates, and at least 12 "legitimate" ones. Gotta draw the line somewhere, and cutting it down to any less than 10 is eliminating more than half the field. Maybe they could put them all in 2 conferences or something. Have a single elimination tournament.

The contrast between this and the Democratic primary is hilarious.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
I for one would rather masturbate with sandpaper than even consider voting for a man who thinks that the Civil Rights Act, which lets me be able to walk into any store I want without the owner telling me to gently caress off because I don't pass the paper bag test, is a mistake.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Jerry Manderbilt posted:

I for one would rather masturbate with sandpaper than even consider voting for a man who thinks that the Civil Rights Act, which lets me be able to walk into any store I want without the owner telling me to gently caress off because I don't pass the paper bag test, is a mistake.
What's always been real funny to me is the argument of 'Shouldn't you vote for someone who's really principled, even if they aren't the principles you have? (ron paul 2012, kill you're parents)'

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Cantorsdust posted:

Would you really put Carson in front of [anybody who isn't black]? This is the GOP we're talking about. Also, Cruz and Christie? I'd imagine Perry would come before those two.

As Mike Tyson said, the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate black.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Nonsense posted:

Oh a study funded by the Koch's and or some shorty hedge fund says minimum wage doesn't boost the economy, in other news poors don't buy things and various red states ARENT trying to limit what types of food poors can buy on state assistance. Finally Republicans standing up to BIG LOBSTER and BIG SIRLOIN!

I will make the sacrifice and stand up to big sirloins everywhere. No need to thank me. :chef:

The Nastier Nate posted:

He's already done more than the republican senator in my state (Pat Toomey - PA) who as far as I know has never broached the subject, and we're a far more liberal state than Kentucky, so credit where credit is due.

Toomey hasn't come out and stated he's ok with using drone strikes against criminals in the US, including the highly dangerous liquor store robber.

Paul's also going to end up like his dad; a massive hypocritical piece of poo poo who rails against government and government spending while inserting pork in to bills he knows will pass so he can vote against said bills to keep up appearances with the idiots who elect him.

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

Ah, I see it's time to repost this:



Christie's spot on that chart still blows my mind but it's likely due to the state he's in, similar to Nixon's position being affected by the Congress he had to work with. I wonder how history will look on HW Bush and how much hate he'll get for having spawned Jeb and Junior.

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The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Cigar Aficionado posted:

They're saying it's all based on the polls. Carson is consistently polling inside the top 10. So are Cruz and Christie. Once you get about 8-9 down on the list, candidates are drawing 1-2%, so it's hard to pick between the ones I listed on the fringe. If I had to guess, Perry would definitely make it. The last spot is gonna be wide open between Santorum, Jindal, Kasich, and Fiorina.

How bad must it feel, as an established politician, if you're edged out for the debate by Carson, Fiorina, and 'Snake Oil' Huckabee?

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