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StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

It's him. It's my dad. :tinfoil:

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The study also found that a significant number of test subjects reported spending up to eight additional hours per day thinking about getting those perfect diagonal grill marks.

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calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug
Diamond Joe is back, been awhile since I've seen anything about him.

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

calandryll posted:

Diamond Joe is back, been awhile since I've seen anything about him.

This is from last year. Agreed - we need more DJ.

calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug
Oh drat, I hadn't read that one that's why I thought it was new.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Child Unaware Just How Many Of His Toys Intended To Steer Him Away From Homosexuality

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
7 Easy Last-Minute Hairstyles Every Girl Should Know

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Holy poo poo, is that a handgun in the last picture?

Tangents
Aug 23, 2008

Clickhole's facebook is so good.

Get Innocuous!
Dec 6, 2011

come together
One-Year-Old Still Waiting For Father’s First Words

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Cup of Hemlock posted:

This is from last year. Agreed - we need more DJ.

Maybe this can help.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Gils posted:

Clickhole's facebook is so good.



Clickhole is the best thing to ever happen to the internet.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

KillHour posted:

Clickhole is the best thing to ever happen to the internet.

Beautiful: Gay Couple Argues In Parking Lot

Can someone compile the names of all the Joes?

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Gils posted:

Clickhole's facebook is so good.



Related:
Fire Consumes Big Happy Farm Where Families Send Sick Dogs To Run Free And Play

Farquar
Apr 30, 2003

Bjorn you glad I didn't say banana?
Just reread this one from last year and cracked up all over again.

5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

No Need To Get Excited, It’s Just 3 Funnels

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Finally! This Video Game Teaches Girls About Physics

You can tame majestic creatures like this rhino and this swordfish and ride them like a pony :3:

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Check the tags.

Ash Rose
Sep 3, 2011

Where is Megaman?

In queer, with us!
I poked about the source code for fun and apparently in a comment there they say:

"Are you a developer? Come work with us! http://www.theonion.com/jobs/"

Along with a giant ASCII logo for their company, which is neat.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Check the tags.

WOW

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
While I Agree That Hitler Was One Of History’s Greatest Monsters, I Still Feel Bad That He Never Got To Hear The Beatles

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Picture it: 1965, Shea Stadium, Beatlemania at a fever pitch. Fifty-five thousand fans scream as the Fab Four roar into “Twist And Shout.” The night is filled with the singular sounds of a once-in-a-millennia band. And there, in the exulting throng, just one body among so many, just another face in the crowd, is Adolf Hitler. He nods along, and finally, he understands. However wrong that image may seem, doesn’t it feel, in its own way, right?

It’s really just a shame, is all. The whole thing’s just a big shame.

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

Aw, Jeez, Look At All These Ants

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account
Obama Still Hasn’t Figured Out How To Adjust Height Of Oval Office Desk Chair

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


This Memorial Day, Gold Star Mothers Can Save Up To 60%!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


God drat.

It Is Important To Honor Those Who Made Others Die For Our Freedom

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
An oldie but goodie.

I Am So Starving vs. I Am So Starving

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Get Covered: President Obama Appeared In An ISIS Video In Order To Spread The Word About Healthcare.gov!

Miles Vorkosigan
Mar 21, 2007

The stuff that dreams are made of.
Stephen Hawking’s Message To A Little Girl Who Wants To Be An Astrophysicist Will Fill You With Hope :allears:

Great Green Auk
Aug 31, 2011

It's chameleons all the way down.

For maximum enjoyment, feed the message through a text-to-speech generator. It is magical.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Report: Dad Wants To Show You Where Fuse Box Is

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
100 Celebrity Birthdays

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Great Green Auk posted:

For maximum enjoyment, feed the message through a text-to-speech generator. It is magical.



It is great.

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

We Asked 6 Famous Video Game Designers About The Game They’ve Always Wanted To Make, But Never Could

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I want to play Sid Meier's Cast Of ‘Friends’ vs. Apollo 11 Crew: Death Gauntlet.

Owlkill
Jul 1, 2009
New Clickventure - haven't explored all the options yet but the Coney Island track is pretty good.

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/you-arrive-america-2435#1,

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
6 Times Tobey Maguire Had A Public Meltdown Because Nobody Would Call Him ‘Tugboat Maguire’

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs



Nice that they got an actual quote from Kojima.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Justice At Last: This Man Spent 38 Years In Prison For A Crime He Didn’t Commit, So Now They’re Letting Him Commit That Crime!

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The next Diamond Joe article is going to be really sad.

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