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Ophelia's not going to risk suggesting that the ghost go and do some murders on his own. Best case scenario, a ghost murders someone; worst case scenario, a ghost murders someone and then gets encouraged and murders a ton of other people while he's at it. We've seen that happen once before, after all. The world honestly doesn't need any more ghostsplosion vigilantes running around.quote:
Oops, I think I transcribed that one wrong. Let's try again. quote:
That's better. Wonder what jester got fired for that particular running joke. quote:
Ophelia could very well nip this murder plot in the bud, for the way she's heading. Or does she want to backpedal? Hitlers Gay Secret posted:What'd you do to get your tindeck banned? Copyrighted material, according to the site owner. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 19:32 on May 16, 2015 |
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# ? May 20, 2024 23:08 |
no lie the explosions are the best part of the LP *cough* Er, let's see where non-murder takes us.
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# ? May 16, 2015 21:36 |
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That loss.jpg spoof was pretty funny! Murder!
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# ? May 17, 2015 04:19 |
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Look, this is a play about murders, so let's get some murders up ins.
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# ? May 17, 2015 22:48 |
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Thanks! I have a lot of fun writing those. Ophelia's going to have a lot of fun playing devil's advocate in a very literal sense, too.quote:
Ophelia's little internal tangent there is pulled directly from Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech in Act III of the play. Speaking of which, is this murder plot to be, or not to be? Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 03:33 on May 18, 2015 |
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Tell the ghost you are
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# ? May 18, 2015 03:41 |
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Go kill some dudes.
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# ? May 18, 2015 03:52 |
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Let's say we are out.
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# ? May 18, 2015 04:09 |
We came this far already s0 we might as well go all in.
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# ? May 18, 2015 07:29 |
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Ophelia has something very important that she needs to talk about before she can go through with this.quote:You start to say yes, but hesitate. You can't believe you let it come to this. Leading Hamlet along, sure, spending a lot of time closer to him than you're comfortable with, fine fine, but helping him murder a member of his own family? You can't do that for him while still pretending that the two of you have a future together. If Claudius really did do the things that his dead brother says he did, killing him might be justified, but you can't do that and then turn around and tell Hamlet that you really like him but will never be attracted to him. Despite how much Polonius leans on you to marry royal blood and get his bloodline into the royal family, you've never been able to feel that way towards a man, and last fall at college, you met this one girl in ballet who really seemed to like being around you, and she started coming over a lot, and... and... On second thought, let's just forget that ever happened. quote:
Well then, let's see what happens when Hamlet and Ophelia put their heads together and collaborate on something other than central heating. quote:
Thanks for visiting outer space for us, Hamlet Dad! How are we going to kill Claudius?
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# ? May 21, 2015 02:40 |
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Oh my god, you magnificent bastard. The book sounds like an idea that might work
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# ? May 21, 2015 02:43 |
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Blast that fucker into space.
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# ? May 21, 2015 02:44 |
I just wanted to go to space!
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SPAAAAACE!
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# ? May 21, 2015 14:46 |
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I'm gay... for space.
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# ? May 21, 2015 15:20 |
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I'm gay for this LP Spaaaaaace!
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# ? May 21, 2015 15:42 |
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SPAAAAAAAACE
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# ? May 21, 2015 19:11 |
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Space, then the Book.
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# ? May 21, 2015 19:33 |
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Why would a smart scientist like Ophelia believe a crazy ghost who says that the 'vacuum' exists? This 'space' thing is obviously not going to kill him, because space is not empty. Although I guess it could be filled with poison gas. May as well choose space just to get it out of the way.
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# ? May 21, 2015 22:34 |
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Let's start by spacing the King.quote:
Our map has been updated! That's a lot of blue uncovered. The adventure will continue in the next post.
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# ? May 22, 2015 14:05 |
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Ophelia uses a 1-up! She has one remaining. Instead of all that, we're going to try Hamlet's book idea, as voted on by Stallion Cabana and Ophelias Gay Secret. Where could Hamlet be going with this? quote:
Never stop, Porkchop. Never stop.
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# ? May 22, 2015 14:07 |
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The idea is that we show this to Claudius, right? So we want to trick him into choosing yes?
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# ? May 22, 2015 21:38 |
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There is something incredibly endearing about Porkchop Weebottoms as a Loveable Buffoon. I feel like Yorick was onto something.
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:15 |
I wonder what happens if we say no. It might not be a but thou must choice.
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:21 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:I wonder what happens if we say no. It might not be a but thou must choice. My prediction is that Hamlet will say "Hmm... I hadn't thought of that" and if you say yes he will take that as a confession of killing his pops and kill you. no
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# ? May 22, 2015 22:58 |
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No
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# ? May 23, 2015 08:46 |
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We should probably say no since Ophelia hasn't really killed anybody.
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# ? May 23, 2015 09:20 |
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Ophelia's going to put this CYOA through some rigorous playtesting.quote:
Hamlet's Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel is just full of surprises! What's Ophelia going to pick next?
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# ? May 23, 2015 16:01 |
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poo poo, he knows Admit
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# ? May 23, 2015 17:22 |
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Porkchop, stick to studying. Don't admit it.
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# ? May 23, 2015 18:27 |
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Don't admit it again.
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# ? May 23, 2015 18:31 |
We're not admitting a thing until our lawyer gets here.
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# ? May 24, 2015 01:27 |
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Ophelia briefly considers getting a bunch of people together to vote on which option she should choose, but decides to just deny murdering anybody instead.quote:
Porkchop is leaning on Ophelia to choose specific options during her playthrough. That's pretty rude!
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# ? May 24, 2015 05:33 |
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Since this is ancient Denmark, perhaps we should go with the norm and respect our boyfriend's wishes and admit it
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:16 |
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Since this is ancient Denmark, perhaps we should go with the norm and respect our boyfriend's wishes and admit it MRA shitlord detected! Admit nothing, break the patriarchy!
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# ? May 24, 2015 06:19 |
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Added Space posted:MRA shitlord detected! It's called following the Rules of Jante, EDIT: Wrong "f-word". GenderSelectScreen fucked around with this message at 06:23 on May 24, 2015 |
# ? May 24, 2015 06:20 |
This is going to end poorly but we'll roll our eyes and admit it.
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# ? May 24, 2015 10:13 |
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Admit to nothing!
I can have moments of... eccentricity and sometimes be quite curious about things. Please forgive me if I do something foolish or rude.
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# ? May 24, 2015 10:54 |
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No.
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# ? May 24, 2015 17:51 |
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Admit to nothing.
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