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lmno (lol'd my nose off) at this thread
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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- Adbot
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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I took a nosedive but the pool didn't have any noses.
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May 22, 2015 01:58
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- BIRDCON 2017
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going for a sweet frontflip off the diving board but i start too far back and flip into the diving board
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May 22, 2015 02:00
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- tao of lmao
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parents "got my nose" as a baby and never gave it back
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May 22, 2015 02:01
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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A drunk mistook my nose for the elevator call button. After carrying him to the fifth, I fell down the stairs
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May 22, 2015 02:02
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parents "got my nose" as a baby and never gave it back
The interest on your college fund must be a honker!
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May 22, 2015 02:04
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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People always say I have a chiseled chin so I figured...
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May 22, 2015 02:08
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blew nose too hard.
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May 22, 2015 02:18
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Sniffed a dog with an iron sphincter
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May 22, 2015 02:22
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lost a pecking order fight.
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May 22, 2015 02:23
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try to kiss the bae but i'm horribly uncoordinated and our noses collide
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May 22, 2015 02:24
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- Al Borland
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Went in too hard on the eskimo kiss.
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May 22, 2015 02:25
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had my nose stuck in a book and it was the only way to get it out
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May 22, 2015 02:29
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saying how much I loved being buried alive, and the stupid curse doesn't differentiate sarcasm from lies
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May 22, 2015 02:37
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- Qwerinty
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growing pains from growing up in a suit of armor
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May 22, 2015 02:38
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showing off my perfect katana technique and a bunch of cool guys kick my nerd rear end (but in the nose)
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May 22, 2015 02:42
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ice fishing and i yank out a frozen fish right into my nose
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May 22, 2015 02:44
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- verily carefree
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Used a penis pump on my nose for a school project
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May 22, 2015 02:47
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- Al Borland
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bragged to a rhino about my great nose.
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May 22, 2015 02:54
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I was wearing weighted glasses like picollos cape in dbz and I forgot to take them off before entering the hyperbolic chamber
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May 22, 2015 02:55
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- GODS NOT REAL
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Slammed my nose against a nuclear plant as an act of protest.
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May 22, 2015 03:05
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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I got scared and it fell off to distract predators
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May 22, 2015 03:07
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I forgot the keys to my head so I had to break in thru the nose
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May 22, 2015 03:10
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- Al Borland
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Didn't get nose back from uncle who took it at age 3.
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May 22, 2015 03:11
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- blinking beacon nose
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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picked it too hard
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May 22, 2015 03:31
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- blinking beacon nose
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read the Nose Problems thread and got scared so I ripped it off
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May 22, 2015 03:34
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- blinking beacon nose
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got a bionic implant that detects smells 100x better than the average human
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May 22, 2015 03:35
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- blinking beacon nose
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was tortured with iron maidens and brazen bulls and poo poo and my nose was one of many things that got ripped off
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May 22, 2015 03:36
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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- I broke my nose
- Then how do you smell?
- Very carefully
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May 22, 2015 03:48
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a fantasy of olives
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my uncle did that stupid got your nose thing at christmas and went too far
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May 22, 2015 03:48
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- tao of lmao
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Went way overboard on my Ringo Starr as Mr Conductor cosplay
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May 22, 2015 03:49
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- DeepQantas
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- My dog broke my nose
- Then how does it smell?
- Awful
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May 22, 2015 03:50
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- BIRDCON 2017
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started a handstand and realized i have no arms
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May 22, 2015 03:56
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Tried to tell a joke to a typographer but the only thing that came out of my beak was comic sans.
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May 22, 2015 04:03
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- google THIS
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got overexcited while playing charades and my word was "woodpecker"
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Aug 2, 2015 16:33
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- alnilam
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a cartoon character blew some ground pepper at me and i sneezed it off
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Aug 2, 2015 16:39
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- pogi
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I got punched in the face, OP
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Aug 2, 2015 16:47
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- dogcrash truther
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Breaking through the polar ice
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