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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Wasn't there a goon that knew Masaokis personally and came forward and explained that it was a joke, and that the house or apartment you see in the videos is just some dump he crashes at once in a great while? I remember him saying that his real house is neat and tidy. We can hope, I guess, just like I hope billymc is actually a successful tax attorney irl living in a huge condo in NYC, and makes hilariously inept videos as a joke It wasn't me but there was one masao vid where he was on the floor of a nice apartment. Wanna say it was the tequila sunrise one. I thought he had the bad apartment for when he was feeling/going crazy. 
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axolotl farmer posted:Step up your cheese ball game Whether it's cheese or mashed potatoes, why is it on a bed of phad thai?
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Not My Leg posted:Whether it's cheese or mashed potatoes, why is it on a bed of phad thai? iPad thai.
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Rah! posted:Pshhh you think I'm gonna trust a raccoon with food? You know drat well you plan on eating all the cheese balls. [sweats nervously] Rah! posted:Ah, splendid. My spirits have been raised by the high moisture content of those fine-looking sandwiches. I second your 
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Well you COULD try this.... (Yup. It's Fried Ice Cream made with ramen.)
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Wasn't there a goon that knew Masaokis personally and came forward and explained that it was a joke, and that the house or apartment you see in the videos is just some dump he crashes at once in a great while? I remember him saying that his real house is neat and tidy. We can hope, I guess, just like I hope billymc is actually a successful tax attorney irl living in a huge condo in NYC, and makes hilariously inept videos as a joke Masao sought therapy and got into a better home after they condemned his old one (for good reason) and IIRC went back and did a few last episodes with it before taking care of it. He has a nice new place because he's a lawyer, oddly enough.
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death .cab for qt posted:Masao sought therapy and got into a better home after they condemned his old one (for good reason) and IIRC went back and did a few last episodes with it before taking care of it. Does he practice regular law or bird law?
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Meatwave posted:Does he practice regular law or bird law? You need that? You go here - http://www.birdlawfirm.com/
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Meatwave posted:Does he practice regular law or bird law?  Uh I'm guessing bird law
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How to Make Doritos Consomme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZE8Fl4GwNo This video is infuriating, not because she is wrong but because she is so stuck up on what she thinks is the purely correct way. Yeah cheese dip might not be cheese but if you like it and aren't acting like it's god's gift to nachos, I see no reason why one way is better than another. Its anti-food porn cause it removes all the fun and love from food.
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The irony of her calling cheese dip not cheese then putting on that neon yellow nightmare garbage you call cheese in America is great.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:The irony of her calling cheese dip not cheese then putting on that neon yellow nightmare garbage you call cheese in America is great. Not all american cheese is yellow. Some are white.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:The irony of her calling cheese dip not cheese then putting on that neon yellow nightmare garbage you call cheese in America is great. There's no cheddar cheese in the hosed up backwards hellhole that you live in? I think you might be confusing the cheese in that video with "American cheese", the unfortunately named, processed, neon yellow, not-real-cheese garbage that every foreigner assumes is one of only three cheese types that exists in America. The others being the neon yellow garbage that is "cheese" in a can, and the neon yellow garbage that is velveeta. Just like how foreigners also assume that all the bread here is cheap, squishy, white, processed, sugary wonderbread type stuff, or that all chocolate tastes like cheap garbage Hershey's poo poo. Not that I wouldn't eat all of that garbage 
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Rah! posted:There's no cheddar cheese in the hosed up backwards hellhole that you live in? Cheddar isn't neon yellow, dude.
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We have so many bad cheese/cheese-like products in America, that it might be confusing for The Foreigner. Here's a guide: American Cheese is real cheese that just sucks at being cheese. It is bland and smooth and is a great alternative to other soft cheeses if there is literally no other cheese anywhere. Kraft Cheese is sold in slices, but is not real cheese. It is basically solidified nacho cheese, but tastes about the same as American Cheese. Unlike American Cheese, though, it has the texture of eating plastic. Nacho Cheese is what bald eagles cum and it is the most precious resource in the loving world. It has all the taste and texture of eating melted plastic, with just a touch of implacable spiciness. And that's exactly what you want to dip lovely tortilla chips in at a loving hockey game, you goddamn commie dirtbags. Edit: forgot one: Cheez Whiz is not cheese, and is arguably not food. It comes in the least likely place you would think to find cheese, in an aerosol can, and tastes like whipped plastic. 
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May 23, 2015 12:37
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This is what I picture when I think American cheese
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This is what I picture when I think American cheese
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Cheddar isn't neon yellow, dude. Sure it is.
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One of my Facebook acquaintances uploads food pictures all the time. Every photo comes with a generous description and lighting that makes it look like it was prepared in a 2000s-era horror movie murderhouse.  
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exquisite tea posted:One of my Facebook acquaintances uploads food pictures all the time. Every photo comes with a generous description and lighting that makes it look like it was prepared in a 2000s-era horror movie murderhouse. I love the paper plates. I really love the biscuits-from-a-tube topped with premade gravy. Lowest effort meal this side of a cheese sandwich. Only two things to clean (the baking sheet and the fork--you know he or she just dumped the gravy straight from the bag like a animal) and no real "cooking" necessary.
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This is art.
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LA Beast getting pretty tame with his next challenge. Unless... is that menstrual blood marinara??
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Biscuits and gravy ALWAYS looks nasty, but tastes so loving good. Edit: Eating biscuits and gravy with an over easy egg on top right drat now. Life is good.
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SystemLogoff posted:
That looks almost like Japanese red bean rice, but 
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SystemLogoff posted:
I would try it.
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cash crab posted:Don't kill anyone and we're probably golden
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Railing Kill posted:
Kraft Singles are American "cheese" and no it's not real cheese it's cheese product. There's not actually enough cheese in it to legally call it cheese.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I love the paper plates. Based on the lighting, I think those might actually be plastic plates designed to look like paper plates. Which is somehow worse.
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I'm pretty sure they're china. Look round the edges in the third pic, you can see the remnants of a gilded edge.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Cheddar isn't neon yellow, dude. American cheddar is colored with annatto. the flavor varies from rubber eraser to actually quite good. real cheddar, UK style, is kind of gritty, burns your mouth from sharpness and is delicious.
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SystemLogoff posted:
I... Don't know how to feel about this. I kind of want to try this. I think it might work. ... maybe?
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Senior Scarybagels posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZE8Fl4GwNo Literally every video on the channel is smug hipster-esque women acting superior because they know the "right" way to cook.
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nachos are dumpster food and if you try to make them into real food you've gone and hosed up gimme those trash-cheese-chips any day
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big mean giraffe posted:Kraft Singles are American "cheese" and no it's not real cheese it's cheese product. There's not actually enough cheese in it to legally call it cheese. *shows 2 cups of milk being poured into a slice of cheese, is forced by the FDA to remove the ad from TV*
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pentyne posted:Literally every video on the channel is smug hipster-esque women acting superior because they know the "right" way to cook. Their matzoh ball one was pretty legit but then they have a Peanut Butter and Jelly video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY
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