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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:I have it on good authority that this is verbatim Its not, Ghandi was actually a liverpool fan because he really hated blacks and jews.
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Byolante posted:Its not, Ghandi was actually a liverpool fan because he really hated blacks and jews. If everyone who really hated blacks and jews became a Liverpool fan, I'm pretty sure half of the posters on here would be plastic Americans talking about how Brendan needs more time It doesn't bear thinking about
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FullLeatherJacket posted:If everyone who really hated blacks and jews became a Liverpool fan, I'm pretty sure half of the posters on here would be plastic Americans talking about how Brendan needs more time I mean even I love a little bit of ironic '1488 hitler did nothing wrong' posting but Ghandi was sharing his views on racial purity with hitler and telling South Africa that he was fine with them forcing the blacks out of white areas but could they also force them out of indian areas because frankly they were uncivilised and never could be. Dude was a real pro.
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http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2015/5/19/8620455/how-to-defend-like-manchester-united-phil-jones Just gonna leave this here...
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Ninpo posted:http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2015/5/19/8620455/how-to-defend-like-manchester-united-phil-jones Collapses like an ancient civilisation.
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Ninpo posted:http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2015/5/19/8620455/how-to-defend-like-manchester-united-phil-jones How much do you make per click?
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May 23, 2015 13:48
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http://www.espnfc.us/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/2440741/premier-league-teams-summed-up-in-movies 
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May 24, 2015 01:31
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The one of the left looks like sean dyche in a wig!
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May 24, 2015 08:38
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lmao  football does it again
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(May 2008) I guess it was written in the stars really. The European Cup final, in Rome, we always win in Rome. Rafael Benitez held onto the European Cup as if it was his baby, and, well, it is. A third final in five years, and a second win. After the season he’d had, he deserved to be mentioned alongside Paisley and Shankly, and deep down he knew it. A sweep around the stands showed you how much it meant. Kenny Dalglish with a grin as wide as the Mersey, John Aldridge and Phil Thompson unconscious from shock. Robbie Fowler, arrested for running up to the Mancs enclosure brandishing six fingers. This was as good as Istanbul, this was as good as Rome in 77. Rome 2009 was the time it happened, Liverpool won the treble for the first time. England’s most successful club had been backed against a wall, and they’d won it. Just two weeks ago it was all so different. Steven Gerrard’s last minute penalty miss at Goodison meant United just needed to hold on to their slender 1-0 lead at Stoke, and the title was theres, and the double header of cup finals would take place with momentum on their side. It was the third minute of stoppage time, Fergie frantically tapped his watch. Ferdinand lumped the ball away and it landed at the feet of Salif Diao. Diao, on the back of one of the worst ever seasons a professional footballer has had, was booed instantly. But, rather than buckle, he suddenly grew in stature, as if the spirit of Shankly had gone through him. He sidestepped Rooney, nutmegged Giggs, played a one-two with erm, somebody else at Stoke, and all of a sudden was facing Ferdinand one on one. Ferdinand lunged in for a tackle, but Salif was away. He slotted the ball, under Van De Saar, and...and....YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS! The whole of Liverpool erupted. It was incredible. After last minute winners by Diouf at Bolton, and Heskey at the JJB had slowed down United’s charge, all of a sudden, Houllier’s masterplan was uncovered. Salif, El Hadji, and Emile had finally repaid the £25million. 20 years since Hillsborough and Liverpool were bringing the title home. The all time league table read 19-17. The FA Cup Final was, after that, a mere formality. The Mancs, missing Ronaldo and Tevez through suspension, never stood a hope, with a Gareth Barry free kick and a double from Torres cancelling out Owen Hargreaves early strike. All that could be heard around the country was “Na na na na na na na na (et all) Fernando Torres, Liverpool’s number nine.” So, that was special enough. A season surely couldn’t be improved by that. But it was, the air of destiny which had followed Liverpool all season was still breezing around them. This same air, which had seen Steve Bennett give Liverpool a nothing penalty at Old Trafford in the dying seconds. A penalty, which, when Ferguson animatedly asked “WHAT WAS THAT FOR?”, he admitted was “just for a laugh”. The same air which had seen Jamie Carragher – shifted to right back by Skrtel and Agger – invent himself as the Scouse Cafu and set up 36 goals. And that same air, which had brought home number 19, was still blowing a gentle breeze. And so it was to be in Rome, that City of Liverpool’s most famous triumphs. But, it was so nearly not so. After 57 seconds, Ryan Giggs volleyed United in front, NOOOO! We cried. But that wasn’t it, just before half time, two goals from Ronaldo had ended it. “We won it fooooooourrrrrrrrrr times,” croned the inbreds. We were shellshocked. But then, a lone voice started to sing amongst the tears and recriminations: “Outsideeee the Shankly gates, I heard a kopite calling...” And, within seconds, the 45,000 Liverpool fans who’d made the trip joined in. The noise echoed around the City, a noise so loud, and so passionate, it nearly arose Caesar from his grave. Gerrard, Carragher and Alonso, the sole survivors from Istanbul, suddenly felt possessed by the memories. Gerrard walked over to Nando and said: “This is loving yours Fernando, go get it la.” And he did. We all know how the second half pans out, and the glorious finish, culminating in Gary Neville missing a penalty and then, tragically losing his leg in the process will be told for centuries. As Rafa walked around the pitch with the European Cup, he noticed an almost greyed presence watching, approvingly from the Directors Box. Before Rafa had a chance to mouth “gently caress off Parry you clown featured dipshit”, he noticed, that this was a presence that wasn’t really there. It was a presence he’d seen once before, on the 25th May 2005. “Thanks Bill”, he whispered, to nobody but himself. Then Carra grabbed the Cup of him, and the celebrations truly began...
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May 24, 2015 17:17
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Please rename me scouse cafu
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May 24, 2015 22:07
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Everybody knows it's Big Jon Flanagan who's the Scouse Cafu anyway.
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May 25, 2015 00:51
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gently caress off Parry you clown featured dipshit
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May 25, 2015 04:37
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https://instagram.com/p/3FOEGOrjwC/
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32871374
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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May 25, 2015 14:41
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Lol, I guessed that before clicking.
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PirateBob posted:
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PirateBob posted:
This is definitely haraam.
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ahahah I joked with Jamie last Monday that, if Andy Burnham ends up as Labour leader and then Prime Minister, Jamie would be announced as Defence Minister, Kenny Dalglish Scottish Secretary, Ian Rush in charge of Wales, HS2 going direct to Liverpool, and the Trident nuclear deterrent protecting that city only.
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I'm Phillips Coutinho
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Deadspin's latest dump: "It’s maybe a little disconcerting that Real Madrid—a players’ club if there ever was one; one where the 8th-biggest name on the team sheet likely holds more sway in the future direction of the club than any of the ever-changing coaches thrown aboard then unceremoniously shoved off the managerial merry-go-round after only a spin or two, left lying on the grass with the world spinning around them, unsure whether to be upset about getting kicked off before getting up to full speed or to be happy knowing that the sooner they got off, the quicker their brains would realign with the Earth’s natural rotation—had a locker room full of stars who repeatedly and without reservation vouched for their soon-to-be- (and yesterday, actually-) canned manager Carlo Ancelotti to no avail. " That's the opening line of a blathering piece about Ancelotti being the scapegoat or something.
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TheBigAristotle posted:Deadspin's latest dump: Jesus this is unreadable. I cannot read a full sentence of any of it.
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TheBigAristotle posted:Deadspin's latest dump: Wow that sure is a sentence
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http://youtu.be/siVeBCaYeko
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You would think that of all the videos to disable comments on upon uploading that one would have been a real good candidate.
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this is so so bad
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That video defines cringeworthy. gently caress.
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