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DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
B. As much as I love the idea of the Free Worlds League gaining more people to shout NO YOU at, I cannot imagine Caesar Steiner believing that anyone other than he should be negotiating.

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Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.
B is clearly the Maximum Battletech option. Caesar believes in himself, who believes in you.


I wouldn't trust Myndo Waterley to throw out the garbage without somehow sparking a revolution or three.

So I guess C would be the most Battletech option, but Caesar owns so.

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
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Voting with the Bandwagon.

Scintilla
Aug 24, 2010

I BEAT HIGHFORT
and all I got was this
jackass monkey
By my counting thus far B is winning by a landslide with 37 votes, followed by D with 7 votes, with C coming out in third with 2 votes and poor old A coming in last place with 0 votes!

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
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Despite how many fantastic things went down, my favorite part of the update was still the Clan Admiral requesting a tacit suicide after committing atrocities.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I vote for A, because I don't understand any of the options really, but no option should have zero votes.

Endomorphic
Jul 25, 2010

Keru posted:

I wouldn't trust Myndo Waterley to throw out the garbage without somehow sparking a revolution or three.
Isn't that the point though? We're not in this thread to see successful negotiations.

"And then they all conversed reasonably, related to to the issues of the others, made concessions and finally found a mutually agreeable peace settlement which lasted for decades without anyone needing to get out their giant stompy robot and shoot lightning about." Yeah, no thanks. I'd rather read about desperate last stands and point blank AC20 headshots while hiding in nearly collapsing buildings.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Preechr posted:

Myndo Waterly is one of those people who thinks they're super-devious, but are actually incredibly predictable and get played by actual devious people constantly. OTL, as Precenter Dieron she fell for pretty much everything Hanse Davion pulled and was instrumental in his successes during the 4th Succession War, but she managed to make it look like it was all Primus Tiepolo's fault and took his jerb after provoking him into an aneurysm. In the 3050 era as Primus, she tried to pull some more shenanigans but was completely oblivious that the new Precentor Dieron was stabbing her in the back, leading to Comstar's power being broken and yet another Precenter Dieron becoming Primus after betraying their predecessor.

Why, it's almost like she and the Steel Vipers were made for each other. :allears:

UrbanUrsine
Oct 17, 2007

PoptartsNinja posted:

Why, it's almost like she and the Steel Vipers were made for each other. :allears:

You've sold me. Option C, please--involving Waterly prominently in this can only lead to amazing/hilarious things.

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Endomorphic posted:

Isn't that the point though? We're not in this thread to see successful negotiations.

"And then they all conversed reasonably, related to to the issues of the others, made concessions and finally found a mutually agreeable peace settlement which lasted for decades without anyone needing to get out their giant stompy robot and shoot lightning about." Yeah, no thanks. I'd rather read about desperate last stands and point blank AC20 headshots while hiding in nearly collapsing buildings.

It while there's less shooting now, it probably leads to the Clans imploding in an orgy of violence that makes the invasion to date look like a pirate raid.

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Voyager I posted:

Despite how many fantastic things went down, my favorite part of the update was still the Clan Admiral requesting a tacit suicide after committing atrocities.

Yeah, makes the situation rather obvious. I have to say I'm not sure that clanners and especially windowmakers would try to sugarcoat their atrocities rather than be proud of their glorious strength.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Endomorphic posted:

Isn't that the point though? We're not in this thread to see successful negotiations.

"And then they all conversed reasonably, related to to the issues of the others, made concessions and finally found a mutually agreeable peace settlement which lasted for decades without anyone needing to get out their giant stompy robot and shoot lightning about." Yeah, no thanks. I'd rather read about desperate last stands and point blank AC20 headshots while hiding in nearly collapsing buildings.

Eh, if I wanted characters making dumb, out-of-character decisions motivated by the story's need to go from war to war with little to no break in between I can read the official material. You can have conflict by having antagonists who are smart and accomplish things instead of having protagonists take actions that don't make any sense.

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Artificer
Apr 8, 2010

You're going to try ponies and you're. Going. To. LOVE. ME!!
Is B gonna get all the cool IS peeps killed/give the rear end in a top hat Clanners an advantage? :(

Tran
Feb 17, 2011

It's a pleasure to meet all of you. Especially in such a fine settin' as this. Just need us some music an' a brawl an' we'll be set.
A Vote for B is a vote for clans being less stupid. Death to "all powerful moron" antagonists.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


SIGSEGV posted:

Yeah, makes the situation rather obvious. I have to say I'm not sure that clanners and especially windowmakers would try to sugarcoat their atrocities rather than be proud of their glorious strength.

They might have a stupid culture and have tampered wildly with genetics, but the Clans are still made up of human beings. If anything, some Clanners might be especially vulnerable since Clan culture promotes an idealized image of war between people bred for the task, following arcane honor rules - the bloody reality of mowing down hapless conscripts and flattening cities is somewhat less appealing.

One of the Clans' biggest weaknesses and points of interest is they're completely unprepared for total war. They have these dreams of rebuilding the Star League or taking revenge on the Sphere, but they're all grounded in a mythical understanding of the past with surprisingly little thought given to how they're going to carry it out. The structure of the invasion itself is absurd, about as inefficient as it is possible for an invasion to be. Absolutely the only two things they have up on the Inner Sphere is a concrete technological advantage and boatloads of psychotic drive, but they were really just lucky the Inner Sphere was as ripe for conquest as it is - if the Star League had reformed in their absence they'd be destroyed on contact and still probably rush into it gladly.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
When do we get to deploy an idiot who controls his battlemech with a guitar so we can win this culture war?

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

goatface posted:

When do we get to deploy an idiot who controls his battlemech with a guitar so we can win this culture war?

We should totally have another pirate mission with a custom vehicle that's basically this:

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


goatface posted:

When do we get to deploy an idiot who controls his battlemech with a guitar so we can win this culture war?

Col. Bluegrass as a MechWarrior? I'm down with that.

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Dolash posted:

They might have a stupid culture and have tampered wildly with genetics, but the Clans are still made up of human beings. If anything, some Clanners might be especially vulnerable since Clan culture promotes an idealized image of war between people bred for the task, following arcane honor rules - the bloody reality of mowing down hapless conscripts and flattening cities is somewhat less appealing.

One of the Clans' biggest weaknesses and points of interest is they're completely unprepared for total war. They have these dreams of rebuilding the Star League or taking revenge on the Sphere, but they're all grounded in a mythical understanding of the past with surprisingly little thought given to how they're going to carry it out. The structure of the invasion itself is absurd, about as inefficient as it is possible for an invasion to be. Absolutely the only two things they have up on the Inner Sphere is a concrete technological advantage and boatloads of psychotic drive, but they were really just lucky the Inner Sphere was as ripe for conquest as it is - if the Star League had reformed in their absence they'd be destroyed on contact and still probably rush into it gladly.

I guess you're right.

Clan culture is so hilariously hosed up, it's great.

Scintilla
Aug 24, 2010

I BEAT HIGHFORT
and all I got was this
jackass monkey
I hope the thread gets to play as the Goliath Scorpions and airdrop Elementals onto Widowmaker mechs soon.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
I love that the Clans think taking Terra means everyone else will bow down in acknowledgement of them as masters of the universe just because they tagged home base.

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."
The probable result of the IS failing to do so is a less organized Jihad, for largely the same reason; violent WMD temper tantrum. Planetary bombardments ahoy.

RedMagus
Nov 16, 2005

Male....Female...what does it matter? Power is beautiful, and I've got the power!
Grimey Drawer
Thought the thread would enjoy some pics of the local MechCorps pods today

Mechs at Houston Comicpalooza

I love seeing these guys every year!

LeadSled
Jan 7, 2008

Gotta go with choice B. You teased us about this three and a half years ago, I want to see a clan-style family reunion.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Mentioning the Star Admiral reminds me, how exactly is anyone mounting a credible counter-offensive of any kind when surely the Clans have complete space supremacy over the Inner Sphere? The disparity in their warships is even greater than their mechs, so far as I know, how would an Inner Sphere invasion force make it past the Clan front lines or land on a planet they have under siege? In fact, what's stopping them from just cruising straight to Earth to nuke it flat instead of stopping and fighting it out at each world along the way?

Also, how much damage would destroying Comstar and Earth do to the Inner Sphere? Presumably that'd bring down their whole communication infrastructure, right?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Dolash posted:

Mentioning the Star Admiral reminds me, how exactly is anyone mounting a credible counter-offensive of any kind when surely the Clans have complete space supremacy over the Inner Sphere? The disparity in their warships is even greater than their mechs, so far as I know, how would an Inner Sphere invasion force make it past the Clan front lines or land on a planet they have under siege? In fact, what's stopping them from just cruising straight to Earth to nuke it flat instead of stopping and fighting it out at each world along the way?

Also, how much damage would destroying Comstar and Earth do to the Inner Sphere? Presumably that'd bring down their whole communication infrastructure, right?

Regarding your first question: a nuclear weapon impacting on a WarShip hull kills a WarShip. Yes, even the Succession War-level nukes that the Houses and Periphery Powers currently have. The IS powers are reluctant to employ nukes against space targets due to possible reprisal against JumpShips, but if all you do with WarShips is jump into system, start burning towards the inhabited world and glass it, you give them no other option but to start using the (startlingly widespread) nuclear stockpiles. Delivering a nuclear payload via fighter is fairly doable since Clan warships, like the Star League hulls they are built from, have utter poo poo for fighter defense and just get shredded by fighters en masse. Also, the Clans in canon as well as in this game seem more interested in using the WarShips as command posts rather than offensive weapons. They're not about winning, they're about showing off and there are no WarShips for them to fight. Also, most Clan leaders are MechWarriors or pilots and need the opportunity to lead from the front. If they are cruising around shooting people from space rather than mixing it up, they're jeopardizing their leadership positions by looking like scared bitches instead of badasses, and all it takes to get a Khan out of office is to claim that he is not bad rear end.

And Terra is the central node for the HPG network, but it can be circumvented fairly easily, as was the case in 2901 when the Primus of ComStar lost his poo poo. The rest of ComStar rerouted HPG traffic around it, through the literal first circuit of HPGs on New Earth, Procyon, Dieron, Barnard and Alpha C. Essentially HPG networks are like a spiderweb rather than an organizational flowchart and the only way you're going to totally knock out communications is to destroy every Class A HPG until there are none within a hundred LY of each other. Even still, the Great Houses existed for centuries before the introduction of the HPG and they'd revert to the JumpShip courier system, which is far less efficient but still workable.

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Dolash posted:

Mentioning the Star Admiral reminds me, how exactly is anyone mounting a credible counter-offensive of any kind when surely the Clans have complete space supremacy over the Inner Sphere? The disparity in their warships is even greater than their mechs, so far as I know, how would an Inner Sphere invasion force make it past the Clan front lines or land on a planet they have under siege? In fact, what's stopping them from just cruising straight to Earth to nuke it flat instead of stopping and fighting it out at each world along the way?

Also, how much damage would destroying Comstar and Earth do to the Inner Sphere? Presumably that'd bring down their whole communication infrastructure, right?

It would do a lot of damage, though I doubt just destroying Earth would be enough to take all of CS down. And while it would be a massive economic hit, it has been shown before that crafty use of jumpships is enough to at least keep your state afloat, if not super competitive. That sort of gets messed around with in regards to the Jihad era, but overall: It'd be a blow, but not the most decisive one. Especailly if the CS not squashed yet just set up a new base of operations someplace with good relays.

berryjon
May 30, 2011

I have an invasion to go to.

evilmiera posted:

It would do a lot of damage, though I doubt just destroying Earth would be enough to take all of CS down. And while it would be a massive economic hit, it has been shown before that crafty use of jumpships is enough to at least keep your state afloat, if not super competitive. That sort of gets messed around with in regards to the Jihad era, but overall: It'd be a blow, but not the most decisive one. Especailly if the CS not squashed yet just set up a new base of operations someplace with good relays.

Such a blow would probably also cause the ComGuard to 'discover' a couple of their WarShip fleets that are hanging around places like Lyuten 128.

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."
The Clans aren't about to indulge in WarShip bombardments unless something makes them afraid or pissy; for dozens of citations, see "Wars of Reaving," aka "the Home Clan Manual of Atrocities for Funsies."

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

goatface posted:

When do we get to deploy an idiot who controls his battlemech with a guitar so we can win this culture war?

The real trick is to deploy 'Mechs supported by the vocal stylings of a teen pop idol broadcast on an open channel.

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
The real question is why are they conquering anything at all.

First one to take Terra?

1. Load up touman on all your dropships/jumpships. Bring warships.

2. Go to Terra.

3. Take Terra. (Or die trying)


Because your jumps can't be contested. By anything.

Bring lasers and enough food and water and this won't be an issue. Or are canned goods/MREs lostech?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Can they even transport enough people quickly enough to make an attempt of it? Can they do that for ANY planet? I thought their big ships were small in their bigness.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Affi posted:

The real question is why are they conquering anything at all.

First one to take Terra?

1. Load up touman on all your dropships/jumpships. Bring warships.

2. Go to Terra.

3. Take Terra. (Or die trying)


Because your jumps can't be contested. By anything.

Bring lasers and enough food and water and this won't be an issue. Or are canned goods/MREs lostech?

With the number of jumps required wouldn't it still take many, many months to get there from the edge of the IS? Sarna says it's between 7-9 days per jump, and sooner or later if you tried that Comstar's going to scatter a bunch of nukes around your emergence point. HPG travels faster than Warship.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Z the IVth posted:

HPG travels faster than Warship.

I thought they were stationary installations.*

* Not Clan HPGs, which are twice as mobile while being half as suitable for stupid jokes.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Affi posted:

The real question is why are they conquering anything at all.

The Clans are stupid but not that stupid. So you've brought lasers, food, and water. Can you hold Terra with absolutely no supply lines, no knowledge of whether any factories even survived on Terra, and no way to replenish your armor or BattleMechs? Also they're doing it for bragging rights. The Clan who takes the most worlds gets Kudos when they do hit Terra.

And what happens when your 300 year old McKenna or Sovetskii Soyuz blows its jump drive hopping through a lifeless system? It's much better to have that happen somewhere where you probably have a reliable food source while you wait a year for a new one to be brought from the Homeworlds.



goatface posted:

Can they even transport enough people quickly enough to make an attempt of it? Can they do that for ANY planet? I thought their big ships were small in their bigness.

The biggest ones aren't that small.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
One of those is what, maybe 10,000 people? Probably a lot less because it's meant to be all engine. That's not a lot of people to be attacking a planet of billions with if you plan on doing anything other than glassing it from orbit.

edit - That's not exactly a uniquely battletech problem though. There's gently caress all sci-fi that ever addresses the problem of shifting large numbers of people around.

edit 2 - Well, apart from the stuff that uses wormholes which allow you to just drive from one planet to another.

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MinutePirateBug
Mar 4, 2013
Hasn't Myndo Waterley been out of contact with ComStar since she was captured by Hell's Horses way back when (or at least out of the leadership decision making process since before the master took over/Primus Tiepolo's death)? Also I thought all the ComGuard regiments/personnel were recalled back to Terra in political update 5?

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Correct.

Weissritter
Jun 14, 2012

Voyager I posted:

Despite how many fantastic things went down, my favorite part of the update was still the Clan Admiral requesting a tacit suicide after committing atrocities.

I like it, though to contrast canon, did they mention anything about the captain/admiral responsible for Turtle Bay?

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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Affi posted:

Because your jumps can't be contested. By anything.

Except for mining the jump points (most systems have fairly few stable jump points and by the time you've jumped through eight or nine times, ROM already knows and they're preparing a welcome mat) or the systems that have repaired SDS systems. Like Terra, for instance. The WoB had to sneak onto the planet with the 21st Centauri Lancers ruse for a very good reason.

Weissritter posted:

I like it, though to contrast canon, did they mention anything about the captain/admiral responsible for Turtle Bay?

If I recall, resorting to orbital bombardment because he had hosed up repeatedly in his attempts to catch Hohiro Kurita basically shamed him out of the Warrior caste. It wasn't even blasting the city, though, it was that he failed so many times at his mission.

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