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Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Just had an off duty cop butt hurt over parking threaten to kick my rear end, awesome. Told me to call the cops, so I did, then he left like a loving pussy.

I love my job :allears:

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bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

14 INCH SLIT posted:

WITNESS ME BROTHERS

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

leica posted:

Just had an off duty cop butt hurt over parking threaten to kick my rear end, awesome. Told me to call the cops, so I did, then he left like a loving pussy.

I love my job :allears:

Congratulations on still being alive. You must be white as the driven snow :v:

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

leica posted:

Just had an off duty cop butt hurt over parking threaten to kick my rear end, awesome. Told me to call the cops, so I did, then he left like a loving pussy.

He probably left for some other reason - the on duty cops would just help him kick your rear end once they showed up.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

Congratulations on still being alive. You must be white as the driven snow :v:

He initially threatened my parking attendant who is black and that's when I got involved.

I guess i can give him credit for being an equal opportunity rear end in a top hat with the white guy as well :v:

Geoj posted:

He probably left for some other reason - the on duty cops would just help him kick your rear end once they showed up.

Not really, because I know all the island cops and this dude was not from around here. He knew he had nothing and that's why he left, because puffing out his chest didn't work. The local island cops would have told him to kick rocks.

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

leica posted:

He initially threatened my parking attendant who is black and that's when I got involved.

The local island cops would have told him to kick rocks.

Is the parking attendant called Rocks?

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Lol.

Beverly Cleavage
Jun 22, 2004

I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....
You know that thing that happens when people hype something so much it can never live up to expectations? I think you guys might do that to Fury Road for me. Still not sure when I'll get a chance to see it. sigh.

Semi-related - tonight was the first time in a long time I got to sit down and watch a movie at home. Saw John Wick, which I recall being pretty thoroughly liked when it came out. Decent action flick, but too much CGI bullet stuffs. sigh.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
The June chat thread better be Mad Max themed.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > June Chat Thread: ALL WILL BE METAL, SHINEY AND CHROME

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




why has nobody bought this yet???

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Tusen Takk posted:

why has nobody bought this yet???

mfw this is true:

:mediocre:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Honestly if Yospos can get like five different gang tags and even pet Island has a few, if AI can't get Warboys or Witnesses or something out of this I don't know what the gently caress else to do

Arriviste
Sep 10, 2010

Gather. Grok. Create.




Now pick up what you can
and run.

14 INCH SLIT posted:

Honestly if Yospos can get like five different gang tags and even pet Island has a few, if AI can't get Warboys or Witnesses or something out of this I don't know what the gently caress else to do

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

14 INCH SLIT posted:

Honestly if Yospos can get like five different gang tags and even pet Island has a few, if AI can't get Warboys or Witnesses or something out of this I don't know what the gently caress else to do

Immortan Calculous, witness this

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



14 INCH SLIT posted:

Honestly if Yospos can get like five different gang tags and even pet Island has a few, if AI can't get Warboys or Witnesses or something out of this I don't know what the gently caress else to do

In for WARBOY / WITNESS ME gang tag

E: just drove home after a nice dinner with the missus and was following a brand new corvette with US plates (Arizona maybe?) And he was doing burnouts coming off every red light, it was glorious.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

leica posted:

Not really, because I know all the island cops and this dude was not from around here. He knew he had nothing and that's why he left, because puffing out his chest didn't work. The local island cops would have told him to kick rocks.

I think you grossly underestimate the pull cops have with other cops.

Best case scenario is the local cops tell the off-duty guy to stop being a shitheel.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

Immortan Calculous, witness this

I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



14 INCH SLIT posted:

Honestly if Yospos can get like five different gang tags and even pet Island has a few, if AI can't get Warboys or Witnesses or something out of this I don't know what the gently caress else to do

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Bajaha posted:

In for WARBOY / WITNESS ME gang tag

E: just drove home after a nice dinner with the missus and was following a brand new corvette with US plates (Arizona maybe?) And he was doing burnouts coming off every red light, it was glorious.

That tag has to happen.

And it must be all shiny and chrome.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Geoj posted:

I think you grossly underestimate the pull cops have with other cops.

Best case scenario is the local cops tell the off-duty guy to stop being a shitheel.

Doesn't matter, if I say he has to leave they don't have a choice but to escort him off the property. But he made it easy and just left on his own because he probably knew he would end up leaving anyway. Besides I've known the local cops for years, I doubt they would stick their necks out for a cop they didn't know. For a fellow local cop yeah probably.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

14 INCH SLIT posted:

Honestly if Yospos can get like five different gang tags and even pet Island has a few, if AI can't get Warboys or Witnesses or something out of this I don't know what the gently caress else to do

I'm down for this.

SuperDucky
May 13, 2007

by exmarx
AI does indeed need a gang tag

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


MrChips posted:

I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA

I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN :black101:

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.
I saw the movie for the first time today and then slid my rear end all over Houston in these lovely thunderstorms we've been having. Now I'm thinking about ways to stuff superchargers onto every engine around.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Holy gently caress.

Officially 24 hours without smoking now. I think I'm past the worst of it.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

1500quidporsche posted:

Holy gently caress.

Officially 24 hours without smoking now. I think I'm past the worst of it.

:allears:

Day 3 my friend. After day 5 it'll be through the worst. I'm cresting 4 weeks now and I still get random impulses out of nowhere and catch myself almost purchasing a pack on accident

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



I'd be down for a gang tag. Still bummed I missed out on a veridian dynamics tag of years ago.

The weekend has been good so far. Took Friday off of work for our 6th wedding anniversary. The in-laws stayed at our house to watch the minis. Ate a ton of delicious food, went to a movie (not road fury) we got a room at the only 5 star hotel in Utah. First time staying at a place that nice and all I can say was WOW that was awesome. Came home this morning and my blipshift order was waiting for me. My daughter was so excited to get a 'go-go' shirt like daddy's with a BMW on it. She points and yells 'Roundel Daddy!' at every one we see. I'm parenting right you guys :3:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
I'd be up for a tag.

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

CommieGIR posted:

I'd be up for a tag.

piss boner
May 17, 2003




CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Noice.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist


INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Holy poo poo

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
IMMORTAN CALCULUS! OVER HERE! LOOK OVER HERE!

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

14 INCH SLIT posted:

IMMORTAN CALCULUS! OVER HERE! LOOK OVER HERE!

Make this happen, IOC!

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010


gently caress. Yes.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

This is utterly loving perfect.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I'm gonna see the movie Monday.

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


WE PRAY TO THE GREAT GOD VEE EIGHT

IMMORTANAAAAAAAN

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