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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

I'm this guy

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DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
That's still less dumb than some of the recent GW/Forgeworld releases IMO.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Fact: I want to buy an ork trukk just so I can paint it up like a beat-up Ford. Even attempt to freehand an ork pissing on an aquila. Or make ork vehicles look like other heavily used things like an old John Deere tractor.

Pyrolocutus
Feb 5, 2005
Shape of Flame



Paper Kaiju posted:

So the skulls reliefs have gun turrets in their eye sockets, but there's no gun turret in the giant relief sculpture of an actual gun?

You're right; that is authentic 40K.

I'm pretty sure that's an actual Marine in what is an exemplary disguise.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Pyrolocutus posted:

I'm pretty sure that's an actual Marine in what is an exemplary disguise.

It's actually one of those Sideshow Space Marine statues, which go for upwards of $100 on eBay right now. Either he's had that Marine around for a while, or he spent a lot of money on Fort Skullderoga there.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
Money well spent, that thing is badass.

WhiteOutMouse
Jul 29, 2010

:wom: will blow your mind.
Those skulls are from the Temple of Skulls terrain piece. You get three face-halves in a set, I would assume he cast them, and probably that marine body if they are that expensive.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

DumbparameciuM posted:

That's still less dumb than some of the recent GW/Forgeworld releases IMO.

Yup

Zark the Damned
Mar 9, 2013


:chanpop:

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

I'm frowning so hard right now

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Pyrolocutus posted:

I'm pretty sure that's an actual Marine in what is an exemplary disguise.

He leaned against the wall while the concrete was still soft, then he was too embarrassed to say anything. He's been there for two years now.

Rulebook Heavily
Sep 18, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


Let this happen. Please let this happen.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Thin yer mold lines.

EDIT: No, how can the paint look so thickly slapped on and still have spots that are missed?

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Half naked blue alien girls love nothing more than to carress a big gun. I fail to see the prob... Oh wait. Nope I'm getting it now.

Reynold
Feb 14, 2012

Suffer not the unclean to live.

Interesting use Pebbles' hair from the Flintstones.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011


unrelated to plastic space vag: are you the same Zark the Damned who was a meme on Portent for a while for turning up to a meetup in a shirt with flames on it? :whatup:

al-azad
May 28, 2009




Meltman, with the power to... melt!

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Diarrhea armour man with the... nope, really don't want to go there!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
thats not how you hold a shield diarrhoea meltman!

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Moola posted:

thats not how you hold a shield diarrhoea meltman!

It's not a shield, it's a punch dagger.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A four inch brush and some kids ready-mix paint?

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer

Reynold posted:

Interesting use Pebbles' hair from the Flintstones.

Hah, I thought I was the only one who saw that.

Zark the Damned
Mar 9, 2013

Saint Drogo posted:

unrelated to plastic space vag: are you the same Zark the Damned who was a meme on Portent for a while for turning up to a meetup in a shirt with flames on it? :whatup:

I cannot tell a lie, t'was I.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015



"This is a custom drop pod nicely painted in blood angels angels encarmine death company colors it's made by a company out of Australia. No international bidders please"

Totally worth the 30 dollars plus shipping :downs:

Edit : Oh god he has an entire army painted like that on his ebay profile, all for over new cost of the models. Wouldn't you love to own this expertly customized Rhino for the cost of two new ones?

Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 08:19 on May 24, 2015

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
wheeled rhino could look pretty sweet though

Kinda like the tumbler from batman

ijyt
Apr 10, 2012

The exhaust pipes are cool.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Moola posted:

wheeled rhino could look pretty sweet though

Kinda like the tumbler from batman



This is like... the Imperiumest thing, though. gently caress cars with engines, or jetbikes, or teleporting, I will have a CARRIAGE crewed by CYBORGS drawn by MECHANICAL HORSES*.

It's just a shame the execution is so poor.

*covered with skulls.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
If that was red instead of blue it would be the perfect coach for a Mechanicus Magos to pull up to a party in.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

thespaceinvader posted:

This is like... the Imperiumest thing, though. gently caress cars with engines, or jetbikes, or teleporting, I will have a CARRIAGE crewed by CYBORGS drawn by MECHANICAL HORSES*.

It's just a shame the execution is so poor.

*covered with skulls.

I unironically love it

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Oh wow, someone actually bought and painted it. I knew it was in some store, but I don't remember which.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Moola posted:

I unironically love it

I agree, it's kind of hard not to. If you're into 40k you have to like the cheese on at least some level.

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

JcDent posted:

Oh wow, someone actually bought and painted it. I knew it was in some store, but I don't remember which.

http://www.ebay.com/sch/montastore/m.html?item=181705472048&hash=item2a4e7d7830&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562

Only the finest in Ukraine lady miniatures!

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



That Commissar could make a bitchin' pirate mini.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

Reynold posted:

Interesting use Pebbles' hair from the Flintstones.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

I gotta say I love the knock off names.

ORK BOSS OF WAR FANTASY

OBLITERATED BY CHAOS TERMINATOR WARRIOR WITH ASSAULT CANNON

THOUSAND CHAOS EGYPT SONS

:allears:

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Gotta give them this, whoever the sculptor is they have some serious talent for Chaos stuff and I'd honestly consider picking up some of their not-Thousand Sons stuff (or that tiny not-Anub'arak :3: ) but all their lady miniatures are just... Ugh.
What is it with nerds and assuming that corruption = Tits n' Battlethongs when it comes to lady characters?

Fish and Chimps
Feb 16, 2012

mmmfff
Fun Shoe

SteelMentor posted:

Gotta give them this, whoever the sculptor is they have some serious talent for Chaos stuff and I'd honestly consider picking up some of their not-Thousand Sons stuff (or that tiny not-Anub'arak :3: ) but all their lady miniatures are just... Ugh.
What is it with nerds and assuming that corruption = Tits n' Battlethongs when it comes to lady characters?

I know! Let's discuss women's role in tabletop gaming again!

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Strict religious upbringing leads to strong associations between visible flesh and sin.

edit - Basically, titty-warhams are their way of rebelling against their difficult childhood. Titty-hams are a way they can voice their true feelings. Tithams are a weapon in our ongoing war against the rise of modern Russian orthodoxy.

Tithms shall set Ukraine free

goatface fucked around with this message at 15:09 on May 26, 2015

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