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Entrapment posted:In criminal law, entrapment is a practice whereby a law enforcement agent induces a person to commit a criminal offense that the person would have otherwise been unlikely to commit. It is a conduct that is generally discouraged and thus, in many jurisdictions, it is a possible defense against criminal liability. 
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I don't think taping a paper to the window is a crime.
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May 23, 2015 05:34
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"Encrapment posted:In criminal law, encrapment is a practice whereby a law enforcement agent induces a person to commit a nerd offense that the person would have otherwise been unlikely to commit. It is a conduct that is generally encouraged and thus, in many jurisdictions, it is a possible motive for being a dumbass.
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May 23, 2015 05:40
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Why do so many burglars take a poo poo on something while they're robbing houses?
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May 23, 2015 06:50
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-Troika- posted:Why do so many burglars take a poo poo on something while they're robbing houses? If I take a poo poo on your post, am I a burglar?
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May 23, 2015 07:17
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Turd Burglar. Hehh.
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May 23, 2015 07:28
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99.9% of criminals are painfully stupid. Not only do they usually botch their burglaries, but once you have them in an interview room they usually talk themselves into a confession despite trying their best to lie.
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May 23, 2015 15:47
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Branis posted:99.9% of criminals are painfully stupid. Not only do they usually botch their burglaries, but once you have them in an interview room they usually talk themselves into a confession despite trying their best to lie. This is the truth. The average person does not realize how powerful a right simply shutting the gently caress up is. If you're arrested, the 2 sentences you need to say are "I will not answer questions. I want a lawyer." Part of the reason we have such an incredible prison overpopulation is the simple inability of Americans to stop arguing with loving everything, and talk themselves right into trouble.
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May 23, 2015 16:08
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Branis posted:99.9% of criminals are painfully stupid. Not only do they usually botch their burglaries, but once you have them in an interview room they usually talk themselves into a confession despite trying their best to lie. It's even better when they have a scheme they've cooked up. Some of the smuggling attempts I've seen at the border have been pretty funny, especially when you start questioning them.
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May 23, 2015 16:25
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DrakeriderCa posted:It's even better when they have a scheme they've cooked up. Some of the smuggling attempts I've seen at the border have been pretty funny, especially when you start questioning them. These are hilarious down here, because every single one of them uses the same excuse. "Oh, we just happened to run across these 3 men who don't speak any English, or have any ID in the parking lot at the grocery store and decided to give them a ride for an hour because we're such nice people! They're illegals? Oh my, I'm shocked, I simply had no idea! Imagine that, illegals in south Texas!" It's - quite literally - the same excuse with only minor changes in phrasing on every single smuggling case.
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May 23, 2015 16:32
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Note to self: If three men in a south Texas parking lot ask me for a ride, say no.
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May 23, 2015 17:29
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Captain Bravo posted:Note to self: If anyone in south Texas asks me for a ride, say no. 
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May 23, 2015 17:41
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Captain Bravo posted:Note to self: If three men in a south Texas parking lot ask me for a ride, say no. pussy
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May 23, 2015 17:43
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Branis posted:99.9% of criminals are painfully stupid. Not only do they usually botch their burglaries, but once you have them in an interview room they usually talk themselves into a confession despite trying their best to lie. Like a guy that commits a quadruple murder but leaves behind his DNA on pizza crust at the crime scene and when he's caught, he's found with the money he ransom'ed??
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May 23, 2015 18:50
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We had a guy who wouldn't confess to a murder a couple years ago so we left him in the interview room with a pad & pen for about an hour saying "maybe you want to write something to the victims mother, you might feel better." Come back to a full confession written in the form of an apology 
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Rad Lieutenant posted:We had a guy who wouldn't confess to a murder a couple years ago so we left him in the interview room with a pad & pen for about an hour saying "maybe you want to write something to the victims mother, you might feel better." Come back to a full confession written in the form of an apology Didn't they do that in the first season of the Wire?
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May 23, 2015 23:53
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Flikken posted:Didn't they do that in the first season of the Wire? Yep
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May 24, 2015 00:30
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Thats where we got the idea
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May 24, 2015 00:54
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I take get my policing tips from SVU, personally.
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May 24, 2015 03:34
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super troopers and the other guys for me.
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May 24, 2015 04:03
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deratomicdog posted:I take get my policing tips from SVU, personally. Lifetime the TV series.
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May 24, 2015 06:34
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CHiPs.
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May 24, 2015 13:50
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I love that "best cop shows" is like the most debated topic of these two threads.
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May 24, 2015 15:52
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I love that "best cop shows" is like the most debated topic of these two threads. if i were a cop i would wanna be like vic mackey.
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May 24, 2015 16:11
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I take all my law enforcement moves from Night Court
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May 24, 2015 17:04
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paul blart
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:paul blart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN7pkFNEg5c#t=180
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May 24, 2015 18:16
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I was under the impression Reno 911 is far and away the best cop show.
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May 24, 2015 18:41
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I love that "best cop shows" is like the most debated topic of these two threads. There is no debate, its Reno 911 and Southlabd
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So this article on the smoking gun has been making the rounds lately: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/butt-lick-bribery-562913 posted:MAY 26--A Louisiana woman is facing a public bribery charge after allegedly making an indecent proposal to the cop who arrested her for pummeling her live-in boyfriend, according to court records. What is the best offer copgoons have gotten from some one not to go to jail?
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Let's just say I've got a pretty clean butt hole.
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May 27, 2015 14:48
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Are all versions of public bribery felonies? Is there a misdemeanor one? I'm just wondering if maybe they're placing too much value on a rim job.
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Reign Of Pain posted:Are all versions of public bribery felonies? Is there a misdemeanor one? I'm just wondering if maybe they're placing too much value on a rim job. Yeah, and I think the attractiveness (on a 1-10 scale) of the assailant should factor in as well. Like a 2 offering head should just be a $100 ticket for over playing your hand, while a 9 offering anal should be a minor felony because that poo poo is a legit temptation
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May 27, 2015 15:57
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I bet that officer was never so happy to write a report in which he could include the line "subject offered to lick my butthole"
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May 27, 2015 16:42
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Booblord Zagats posted:a 9 offering anal should be a minor felony because that poo poo is a legit temptation QFT
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May 27, 2015 17:08
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I got offered a blowjob in return for being released. This was off a male prisoner who had been arrested for glassing his girlfriend in a pub. I took great pleasure in writing it up and reading my notes in court while his family sat in the gallery. "Yes, that's correct, Mr XYZ twice offered me fellatio in return for his release. He gave me no reason to believe that his offer was not sincere"
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May 27, 2015 17:54
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So how was he?
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May 27, 2015 18:24
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Consent is such a turn off. I gave it a miss.
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May 27, 2015 21:35
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"I'll do everything your wife won't let you" She got credit for creativity. Never went to trial though. 
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Booblord Zagats posted:Yeah, and I think the attractiveness (on a 1-10 scale) of the assailant should factor in as well. Like a 2 offering head should just be a $100 ticket for over playing your hand, while a 9 offering anal should be a minor felony because that poo poo is a legit temptation i agree, but the opposite.
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