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A Lone Girl Flier
Sep 29, 2009

This post is dedicated to all those who fell by the forums, for nothing is wasted, and every apparent failure is but a challenge to others.

CATFISH TACO

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

mournful tits

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty

I had this at the Texas State Fair. It was a frozen margarita with funnel cake.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Minarch posted:

mournful tits

But I thought those were Ducks? I am the worst Ornithologist. :confused:

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

VendaGoat posted:

But I thought those were Ducks? I am the worst Ornithologist. :confused:

They're actually Doritos :ssh:

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

But I thought those were Ducks? I am the worst Ornithologist. :confused:

Well, they're definitely not boobies.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
Re: inappropriate children's books from last page
When I was in high school in grade 12 we had to make a children's book. Two that I remember most of all were "Frankie's Dirty Little Secret" which was a fish who was addicted to "chocolate" and had to go to the wrong part of the ocean to to buy it from his friend and "Leeroy and the White Wizards" which was explicitly about the KKK. The latter did get in trouble for it, the first one was pretty funny. Mind you, the KKK one was written by the same kid who would draw graphic pictures of the street sharks raping guys with bottles so...

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

The Persistence of Anatidae

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Ozz81 posted:

The Persistence of Anatidae

:golfclap:

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Someone left the ducks out in the sun again.

Maybe these are also cute images? But both of them make me giggle to myself whenever I see them in my folders:



Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Ozz81 posted:

The Persistence of Anatidae

By Salvadore Ducki

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless





skeeballcore
Mar 17, 2009

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

There are two answers. :froggonk:

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


They are probably just two people posting "I don't know" as the answer.

Jon Zyetta
May 6, 2003
Your Bargaining Posture Is Highly Dubious


The update to the Awful app gives me a hardon.

Jon Zyetta has a new favorite as of 04:04 on May 24, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jon Zyetta posted:

The update to the Awful app gives me a hardon.

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

Ozz81 posted:

The Persistence of Anatidae
I appreciate this.

Jon Zyetta
May 6, 2003
Your Bargaining Posture Is Highly Dubious

This is a good post. I would like to take a moment to extend my gratitude to Say Nothing for posting in all the PYF threads. You make my day.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jon Zyetta posted:

This is a good post. I would like to take a moment to extend my gratitude to Say Nothing for posting in all the PYF threads. You make my day.



:agreed:

Jon Zyetta
May 6, 2003
Your Bargaining Posture Is Highly Dubious

I had to zoom in to see what the gently caress that was... I was not disappointed.

Also this:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Jon Zyetta posted:

I had to zoom in to see what the gently caress that was... I was not disappointed.

I'm still not sure what exactly I'm looking at. Is it a bird taking a chocolate shower?

Davinci
Feb 21, 2013
It'a parakeet having the time of its life in a chocolate fountain

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Davinci posted:

It'a parakeet having the time of its life in a chocolate fountain
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

stringball
Mar 17, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jon Zyetta posted:

This is a good post. I would like to take a moment to extend my gratitude to Say Nothing for posting in all the PYF threads. You make my day.

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl

Turpitude II posted:

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Yes

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Turpitude II posted:

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

For anyone confused, this is a post someone made on youtube(?) regarding this clip. The bird is fake.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Evilreaver posted:

For anyone confused, this is a post someone made on youtube(?) regarding this clip. The bird is fake.

In fact there is a tiny link in the quoted post explaining just that

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar


Never realised this before.

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Gorilla Salad posted:



Never realised this before.

That's what we call an ambigram. LeVar Burton has a tattoo of one that reads "LeVar" or "Kunta".

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Jon Zyetta posted:



The update to the Awful app gives me a hardon.



My county. :allears:

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Gorilla Salad posted:



Never realised this before.

Boy you'd love the Tasteless Tattoos thread.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Rolo posted:

Boy you'd love the Tasteless Tattoos thread.

Yeah but this one is legible.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Dienes posted:

Yeah but this one is legible.
Yeah, clearly says PrincessUNCle.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Looks like Uncle Touchy's Hacker Basement.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

isn't that from the "Kung Fuhrer" fake trailer?

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Takkaryx
Oct 17, 2007

Bunnies (very useful) Scientific Facts: Bunnies never close doors
You mean the short movie Kung Fury coming out in 4 loving DAYS FOR FREE?

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