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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Awesome! posted:

its like battleship. eventually we will know everywhere it isnt and it will be in the one plane shaped hole on the ocean floor we havent looked yet

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Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

No, you idiots, it was never a plane.

It was a submarine.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

It's not like it hasn't happened before so calling it stupid is pretty baseless

ive watched my fair share of air carsh investigations and it's happened a few times, there was one guy in indonesia or something who just put his plane into full throttle in a nose dive and evaporated everyone in a swamp because he was in a bunch of debt and angry with the world

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Thanks, Chinatown

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

amityville anus posted:

Thanks, Chinatown

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Anytime, gentlemen.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

amityville anus posted:

Thanks, Chinatown

we know who to blame for downed and missing aircraft now

thanks chinatown

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

we know who to blame for downed and missing aircraft now

thanks chinatown

Why not buy a plane ticket and tell him in person?

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

ethanol posted:

reprogram the plane to fly itself into the ground

I'm not taking part in a terrorism think tank/symposium!

Randandal posted:

I think it's kinda interesting that pilot suicide was one of the theories circulated about mh370 and it seemed really stupid, and now this happens.

I read that Captain Zaharie Ahmad Shah got upset because his wife was moving out of the house.*
*Even though he had a mistress.

All these miscreants needs to be grounded STAT.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Did they find it yet?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Xlorp posted:

Why not buy a plane ticket and tell him in person?

Because he's Chinatown, not Malaysia, silly. I can just drive there.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

amityville anus posted:

Thanks, Chinatown

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Ex-girlfriend of Germanwings Flight 4U9525 co-pilot Andreas Lubitz speaks out
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-girlfriend-germanwings-flight-4u9525-110959446.html

'...she remembered that Lubitz had told her last year: “One day I will do something that will change the whole system, and then all will know my name and remember it."'

He's no liar.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Wrong plane lol

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Zogo posted:

Ex-girlfriend of Germanwings Flight 4U9525 co-pilot Andreas Lubitz speaks out
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-girlfriend-germanwings-flight-4u9525-110959446.html

'...she remembered that Lubitz had told her last year: “One day I will do something that will change the whole system, and then all will know my name and remember it."'

He's no liar.

lmao his legacy is a policy change regarding cockpit safety

good job

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Had a nice weekend in Las Vegas.


Its still gone guys.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


You'd think they would have found it by now.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
whats with all these planes crashing recently?is there some kind of plane conspiracy? theyre tired of the human overlords telling them where to fly, planes were meant to be free!

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
They're still looking, I'm sure they'll find it any day now.

Doubling of Search Zone Planned if Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Isn’t Found Before June

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Summer is coming. The days are growing longer. The evenings, more light. Time to break out the ol' grill and fire that sucker up.











This plane is still gone...

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
This whole time they've been searching for a plane

they should have been searching for a plape

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



The Germanwings pilot knew the terrible truth, but he took it to his grave

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

They've found MH370's anchor!



We're getting close guys.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Kilmers Elbow posted:

They've found MH370's anchor!



We're getting close guys.

that's a crossbow

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

ethanol posted:

that's a crossbow

Yeah, but it shoots an anchor.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Kilmers Elbow posted:

They've found MH370's anchor!



We're getting close guys.

going to wait for resident MH370 expert Chinatown to weigh in before jumping to any conclusions

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Its still gone guys.

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

Chinatown posted:

Its still gone guys.

You're doing god's work.

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

Take the train they said

It's safer than flying these days they said

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Randandal posted:

Take the train they said

It's safer than flying these days they said

A train has crashed into the Southern Ocean now too???

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i still have high hopes for the people on that plane

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

ethanol posted:

i still have high hopes for the people on that plane

they're hard at work in a cave underneath the tibetan highlands building the ships for the rich people to escape the planet

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.

gnarlyhotep posted:

This whole time they've been searching for a plane

they should have been searching for a plape

lol if you think they are looking for the plane.
They are surveying for future mining / cash cow.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Nagato posted:

they're hard at work in a cave underneath the tibetan highlands building the ships for the rich people to escape the planet
But they caused those earthquakes that killed 8,000 people so now they are murderers

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Did they find the plane yet?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Much like my weekend, its gone.

Still gone guys.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hey guys, just posting from mh370, all is well

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

Its gone guys.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
:lost:

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
This will be one of those mysteries that gets answered about 100 years from now when some oceanographic team is mapping the ocean floor for some other reason and stumbles upon the wreckage. Either that, or the memo from some janitor at Groom Lake will surface and let slip that it has been stored there for decades.

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