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Reign Of Pain posted:Best BBQ is Texas BBQ I hear this a lot but Texans have terrible taste and opinions and ideas on everything else so the mental image I get of Texas BBQ is a sub par cut of meat coated in refined sugar, hit with an oxy acetylene torch, covered in sliced pickles and deep fried in cold oil.
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May 26, 2015 15:13
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not caring here posted:I hear this a lot but Texans have terrible taste and opinions and ideas on everything else This is true, but smoked brisket loving rules. Unfortunately, the barbecue is the only good thing about Texas.
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May 26, 2015 15:28
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not caring here posted:I hear this a lot but Texans have terrible taste and opinions and ideas on everything else so the mental image I get of Texas BBQ is a sub par cut of meat coated in refined sugar, hit with an oxy acetylene torch, covered in sliced pickles and deep fried in cold oil. so you have had texas bbq
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May 26, 2015 15:36
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MA-Horus posted:QTIYD The whole James Bond Matrix-murdering the entire congregation in a church set to the tunes of the Freebird-solo, was also amazing. Same for the final sequence with Give it Up by KC & The Sunshine Band. Also the heads-scene. Actually, basically every single way they used music was loving hilarious.
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May 26, 2015 15:44
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Reign Of Pain posted:Best BBQ is Texas BBQ i preferred georgian tbh, girl i was seeing took me to this amazingly awesome place when i was in atlanta
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May 26, 2015 15:47
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DownByTheWooter posted:This is true, but smoked brisket loving rules. Unfortunately, the barbecue is the only good thing about Texas. The downside of Texas BBQ is waiting in loving line for it.
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May 26, 2015 15:59
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Shooting Blanks posted:The downside of Texas BBQ is living in Texas.
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May 26, 2015 16:14
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May 26, 2015 16:31
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Mike-o, we're full anyway, you can stay in your liberal paradise.
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May 26, 2015 16:32
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Anita Dickinme posted:That was probably Nashville, unless you were at Millington. Memphis is crap and the only reason I still live here is I'm literally addicted to the best BBQ in the world. What part of Memphrika are you from?
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May 26, 2015 16:35
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I had bbq a few times in different parts of Texas and it generally sucked. Best I've had was at a hole in the wall place in South Carolina. I'm sure Texas has some good bbq places, but I never managed to find them.
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May 26, 2015 18:01
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Delizin posted:I had bbq a few times in different parts of Texas and it generally sucked. Best I've had was at a hole in the wall place in South Carolina. I'm sure Texas has some good bbq places, but I never managed to find them. Carolina BBQ is the superior BBQ. Kansas City style is for people who think Applebees is fancy because they put napkins under your jack and coke
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May 26, 2015 18:03
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Booblord Zagats posted:Carolina BBQ is the superior BBQ. This dude knows what's up. Pulled Pork 
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May 26, 2015 18:47
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Carolina BBQ isn't even BBQ, don't kid yourselves. Texas BBQ seems as if it'd be alright, but I'm just saying that so the literal worst people in the world don't track me down and shoot me for having an opinion other than their own. Do you even sauce, bro?LtCol J. Krusinski posted:What part of Memphrika are you from? Orange Mound, but I've since upgraded to midtown. 
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May 26, 2015 18:57
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Carteret posted:This dude knows what's up. Pulled Pork
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May 26, 2015 19:02
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Buddy of mine's dad cooked an 11 lb brisket for 21 hours this weekend. Needless to say, it was excellent brisket.
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May 26, 2015 19:14
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The best part of making fun of Texas is all the Texans coming out of the woodwork to essentially say "nuh uh" 
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May 26, 2015 19:47
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:The best part of making fun of Texas is all the Texans coming out of the woodwork to essentially say "nuh uh" bbc |
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May 26, 2015 19:54
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I guess the Arabs were so impressed with us in reflective vests, they decided to use them too. http://www.thenational.ae/uae/environment/glow-in-the-dark-animals-will-prevent-road-accidents-in-umm-al-quwain
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May 26, 2015 20:18
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ded posted:texans, too stupid to get out of the way of slow moving water While not Texan, and not debating that they are stupid (they are).... Typically flood waters are not slow moving. Surface appearance is irrelevant, undercurrent is the danger. Also, there was a study done and it takes something like 6 inches of moving water to knock you down, and 18 inches to float and haul away a car (  here). Its the reason NOAA has the "turn around don't drown" campaign which is about as effective as every other "don't be loving stupid" campaign government agencies run. And that doesn't begin to address issues of poo poo that might be in the water like debris, angry animals and live power lines. Flooding and flash floods are not to be hosed with and I believe have the highest body count of all weather related disasters.TLDR: Flooding bad, Texans stupid.
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May 26, 2015 20:42
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What Ron White said about hurricane winds applies to water: "It isn't that the wind is blowing, it's what the wind is blowing"
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May 26, 2015 20:48
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Shooting Blanks posted:Mike-o, we're full anyway, you can stay in your liberal paradise.  I lived there when I was a kid. Idgaf.
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May 26, 2015 20:49
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El Paso loving sucks, but I don't think Texas even wants to be associated with El Paso...
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May 26, 2015 20:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooPBXfnIpYI
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May 26, 2015 21:12
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That is everyone in Texas, and if you think I'm wrong you are stupid.
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May 26, 2015 21:20
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A dude in my platoon had almost that exact same laugh. Guess what kind of plates are on his Hummer. Hint: Texas.
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May 26, 2015 21:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGcdYB8vF_c
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May 26, 2015 21:26
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Presented without context.
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May 26, 2015 23:33
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Tumblr, an endless ocean of unintentional entertainment.
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May 26, 2015 23:44
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holocaust bloopers posted:Presented without context. Edited for butts 
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May 26, 2015 23:47
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Willy Pete posted:Pray to the Great Mushroom God to cleanse this big gay earth with nuclear fire. Actually, on the days when I'm feeling down because I'm having trouble getting a job, or keeping a girlfriend, or I'm fighting with my family, it's nice to realize that there are people out there who can't even handle being spammed by a chat bot that just wants to make them feel less lonely. Keeps things in perspective.
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May 27, 2015 00:08
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holocaust bloopers posted:Presented without context. lmfbo
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May 27, 2015 00:31
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Dead Reckoning posted:Actually, on the days when I'm feeling down because I'm having trouble getting a job, or keeping a girlfriend, or I'm fighting with my family, it's nice to realize that there are people out there who can't even handle being spammed by a chat bot that just wants to make them feel less lonely. Keeps things in perspective.
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May 27, 2015 00:39
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that's my poo poo     
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May 27, 2015 00:43
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Differential equations condensed into five week summer course. The last calculus class I took was in 2009. 
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May 27, 2015 00:54
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Differential equations condensed into five week summer course. The last calculus class I took was in 2009. Doing the same thing, with intro to calc here. Somehow I thought taking a biochemistry lab alongside it was a good idea. My brain hurts 
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May 27, 2015 01:05
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I think I saw a B-25 fly nearly over my head earlier today. Loud engines and the classic tail. I don't see any air shows scheduled in my area any time soon tho.
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May 27, 2015 01:23
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ded posted:I think I saw a B-25 fly nearly over my head earlier today. Loud engines and the classic tail. I don't see any air shows scheduled in my area any time soon tho. Anywhere near Livermore?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:that's my poo poo This is a Good Thing you are doing
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