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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988



AnonymousNarcotics.

That's two votes AnonymousNarcotics, one vote Jato, two votes left.

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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988



AnonymousNarcotics.

That's three votes AnonymousNarcotics. That's enough.

Bring me your torch... You have been eliminated from this game.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Welp that sucks.

Guess you can't trust anyone.

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!
:what:

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

I'll give you a few minutes to process that vote, and then we'll be on to the next immunity challenge.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
drat, this is the kind of tribal that gets ratings.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

:rip:

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013

Why do I still feel uneasy?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Annarc, you were really fun to hang out with on skype. I'll never forget the time you shared Jeff Pobst's stringy dong with all of us.

Chic Trombone
Jul 25, 2010

That happened

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Come on in, guys. Tonight's challenge is going to be a multi-part relay, with the first leg being trivia about this game, and the second being a type of puzzle.



For the trivia portion of this relay, we'll take to Skype, where I will ask you a series of questions. Only your first response will count for this challenge. The first person to answer each question correctly gets a point. When you get two points, you'll be through to the second round. The first four people to reach two points will enter the second round.

Any questions so far? If not, I'll talk to you on Skype.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

By the way, just to nip this in the bud, I'll be going by the order your answers appear in on my screen.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
but annarc is dead.

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013

I had enjoyed the talks we've had ANarc, and I thought you were the only source of levity we've had in this tribe.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Okay, first question...
[9:24:31 PM] Fast Luck: What is THE Swole emoticon?
[9:24:35 PM] MMM: uh
[9:24:41 PM] StrongMouse: :swole:
[9:24:48 PM] doggpickle: Should have seen that coming. There you go chic
[9:24:55 PM] AnAnonymousIdiot: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
[9:25:01 PM] MMM: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
[9:25:02 PM] Chic Trombone: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
[9:25:08 PM] Jato: [9:25 PM] Chic Trombone: <<< ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
[9:25:08 PM] Fast Luck: AnAnonymousIdiot wins the first point.

Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 02:29 on May 26, 2015

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

How much total weight did Rurea lift?
[9:27:32 PM] StrongMouse: A lot
[9:27:35 PM] doggpickle: 300
[9:27:36 PM] Jato: so much
[9:27:36 PM] imgay: 1260
[9:27:39 PM] Jato: 1200
[9:27:40 PM] AnAnonymousIdiot: over 2000
[9:27:50 PM] Jato: 502 - Bad Gateway
[9:27:54 PM] Jato: thanks lowtax
[9:28:44 PM] Chic Trombone: 2250 lbs
[9:28:56 PM] Fast Luck: Chic Trombone wins the point.

Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 02:54 on May 26, 2015

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Name three sexy articles of clothing, as reported by goons surveyed for Awful Family Feud.
[9:30:13 PM] StrongMouse: tank top
[9:30:18 PM] StrongMouse: langure
[9:30:18 PM] garthoneeye: Lingerie little black dress skirt
[9:30:21 PM] AnAnonymousIdiot: crab headdress, fishnet tanktop, fish shoes
[9:30:21 PM] MMM: lingerie, tank tops lit black dress
[9:30:21 PM] Jato: black dress, tank top, lingierie
[9:30:21 PM] doggpickle: Lingerie, tank top, little back dress
[9:30:23 PM] StrongMouse: little black dress
[9:30:25 PM] Chic trombone: tank top, lengerie, little black dress
[9:30:26 PM] imgay: fish shoes burlap shirt starfish necklace
[9:30:27 PM] Fast Luck: garthoneeye gets the point.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Link me to the fifth eliminated player's avatar.
[9:32:55 PM] AnAnonymousIdiot: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/4b/bb/00156180.0004.png
[9:32:55 PM] imgay: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/4b/bb/00156180.0004.png
[9:33:00 PM] StrongMouse: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/4b/bb/00156180.0007.gif
[9:33:03 PM] Chic Trombone: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/4b/bb/00156180.0007.gif
[9:33:13 PM] Fast Luck: Strong Mouse gets the point.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

code:
Username          	Points
AnAnonymousIdiot	1
Chic Trombone     	1
DoggPickle            	0
garthoneeye          	1
imgay                  	0
Jato                   	0
MMM              	0
Strong Mouse       	1

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

What was inside of the mannequin resembling Jato?
[9:37:44 PM | AnAnonymousIdiot: Intestines.
[9:37:46 PM] doggpickle: Bloody chunks
[9:37:46 PM] StrongMouse: blood and guts
[9:37:50 PM] garthoneeye: Human body
[9:37:51 PM] MMM: a person
[9:37:54 PM] Jato: me
[9:37:57 PM] Fast Luck: DoggPickle gets the point.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

There was a message at the end of the jumping flash game. What did it say?
[9:39:36 PM] imgay: winner
[9:39:36 PM] Chic Trombone: gently caress
[9:39:46 PM] doggpickle: Someone gets a prize
[9:39:46 PM] Jato: i am bad at remembering
[9:39:51 PM] imgay: win
[9:39:56 PM] Fast Luck: imgay gets the point.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Who stares at the night lights of a luxury oceanliner as it passes by?
[9:41:22 PM] imgay: imgay
[9:41:24 PM] Jato: what
[9:41:26 PM] Chic Trombone: ?
[9:41:28 PM] doggpickle: A Korean guy
[9:41:32 PM] imgay: imgay
[9:41:33 PM] Jato: hideo kojima
[9:41:34 PM] MMM: oh
[9:41:36 PM] AnAnonymousIdiot: Your Korean friend.
[9:41:44 PM] StrongMouse: what?
[9:41:48 PM] Chic Trombone: the gently caress?
[9:41:59 PM] imgay: 할머니
[9:42:07 PM] MMM: old sidherman'
[9:42:08 PM] AnAnonymousIdiot: THe narrator of the quotation hell game and pensioner
[9:42:11 PM] MMM: old fisherman
[9:42:17 PM] Fast Luck: MMM gets the point.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Who was the first person eliminated post-shuffle?
[9:44:52 PM] StrongMouse: rurea
[9:44:52 PM] imgay: recursive
[9:44:52 PM] Jato: dcoil?
[9:44:53 PM] MMM: hiip
[9:44:53 PM] AnAnonymousIdiot: Hiipfire
[9:44:54 PM] garthoneeye: hiipfire
[9:44:56 PM] Chic Trombone: hhiip
[9:44:58 PM] StrongMouse: hiip
[9:44:59 PM] doggpickle: hiip
[9:45:02 PM] Fast Luck: MMM gets the point and advances to round two.

The Carpet Shark
Sep 2, 2014

:coolfish:

Fast Luck posted:

[9:42:07 PM] MMM: old sidherman'

:munch:

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Submit a confessional apologizing for not submitting more confessionals. You don't need to say anything here on Skype.
5/25/2015 21:47:25 AnAnonymousIdiot I'm sorry.
5/25/2015 21:47:32 Chic Trombone sorry for not sending confessionals :(
5/25/2015 21:47:32 jato sorry for not submitting more confessionals
5/25/2015 21:47:37 doggpickle should confess more I suck
5/25/2015 21:47:38 imgay sorry for not doing more confessionals.
5/25/2015 21:47:46 Strong Mouse I'm sorry for not posting more coffesinoas

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011


old sid hermann was a friend of mine

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Who roleplayed as Michael Kors during the Project Runway challenge judging?
[9:50:26 PM] doggpickle: Kinky
[9:50:42 PM] StrongMouse: Eight dollars
[9:50:44 PM] imgay: Eight dollars
[9:50:52 PM] Fast Luck: StrongMouse gets the point, advances to round two.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Who was the first jury member of Awful Survivor: BYOB?
[9:52:10 PM] doggpickle: Rurrea
[9:52:11 PM] imgay: imgay
[9:52:12 PM] Jato: d coil
[9:52:22 PM] imgay: recursive
[9:52:23 PM] MMM: (facepalm)
[9:52:26 PM] doggpickle: Ooh lol BYOB hahhahaa
[9:52:29 PM] Jato: oh
[9:52:33 PM] Chic Trombone: disco spider
[9:52:38 PM] Chic Trombone: ?
[9:52:41 PM] Fast Luck: Chic Trombone gets it QUICKLY.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

There are eight players remaining in this season out of an original 18, and four of those eight have now reached the second leg of this challenge. Those four are:
MMM
AnAnonymousIdiot
Strong Mouse
Chic Trombone


In this phase of the challenge, you will be doing a Hidato puzzle. Hidato puzzles have been featured in several previous seasons of Awful Survivor. Below, see a sample Hidato board:



The way Hidato works is easy enough. Some of the board is already filled out. It is then your task to fill out the rest of the board with the remaining numbers, so that the square with the 1 touches a square with 2, which touches the square with 3, and so on, using each number once until the entire board has been filled. These connecting squares are allowed to touch in any way: horizontally, vertically, or diagonally.

See the sample solution below:



Any questions? Once everyone is ready, I will post the board you'll be using. You will then fill it out in MS Paint or however else you choose, and once done, you'll upload an image of the completed puzzle somewhere and link me to it. The first player to complete the puzzle will win immunity.

Strong Mouse
Jun 11, 2012

You disrespect us. You drag corpses around. You steal, and you hurt feelings!

RRRRRRRAAAAARGH!

Prepare to die!
I think I get it
Let's go!

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

If you are not in this challenge, please do not comment or advise the competing players.

DoggPickle
Jan 16, 2004

LAFFO

Fast Luck posted:

Name three sexy articles of clothing, as reported by goons surveyed for Awful Family Feud.
[9:30:13 PM] StrongMouse: tank top
[9:30:18 PM] StrongMouse: langure
[9:30:18 PM] garthoneeye: Lingerie little black dress skirt
[9:30:21 PM] AnAnonymousIdiot: crab headdress, fishnet tanktop, fish shoes
[9:30:21 PM] MMM: lingerie, tank tops lit black dress
[9:30:21 PM] Jato: black dress, tank top, lingierie
[9:30:21 PM] doggpickle: Lingerie, tank top, little back dress
[9:30:23 PM] StrongMouse: little black dress
[9:30:25 PM] Chic trombone: tank top, lengerie, little black dress
[9:30:26 PM] imgay: fish shoes burlap shirt starfish necklace
[9:30:27 PM] Fast Luck: garthoneeye gets the point.

Do you see how this is possibly internet speed at any EXACT MOMENT? There is no way in HELL that garth typed that 3 whole seconds faster that I did. I mean that was one question that I was IMMEDIATELY answering as fast as humanly possible. I like quiz challenges, but either the questions need to be harder or ~something~ because this millisecond answering crap is very annoying. And I'm not salty. I just want challenges that aren't won or lost by LITERAL MILLISECONDS that could depend on internet speed, refreshing the fastest, or clicking a billion things as fast as freaking possible, or having pre-set hotkeys to gain that 10th a second advantage. This is not my definition of FUN. I have no idea how I managed to even get a point. I guess it was my turn on the internet superhighway fast-lane at that exact instant. When you're talking about actual percentages of a SECOND, you're down to too many unreasonable variables that are out of anyone's control. Just my Opinion. Carry on.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

I don't know how much your Internet lags but my assumption is that garth thought of and then typed the answer faster than you did. This season of Awful Survivor has seriously limited the importance of net speed, and if you wanna read previous seasons you can see that. :)

DoggPickle
Jan 16, 2004

LAFFO

Fast Luck posted:

I don't know how much your Internet lags but my assumption is that garth thought of and then typed the answer faster than you did. This season of Awful Survivor has seriously limited the importance of net speed, and if you wanna read previous seasons you can see that. :)

It doesn't generally lag (although it does slow between the 7-10 hours) but I literally saw that question, immediately knew the answer entirely, had my cursor in the box, typed my answer and none of that could have POSSIBLY been over 2 seconds AT MOST, and yet he got it 3 seconds before. Do you see what I'm saying? Being BETTER than another season doesn't make it right. Sorry about the posts during a challenge, when I wrote the first one, it was before you posted "NO POSTING" :downs:

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

At 10:14, Strong Mouse submitted his puzzle.
[10:14:40 PM] Strong Mouse: done
[10:14:51 PM] Fast Luck: got it

At 10:12, Chic Trombone beat Strong Mouse to the punch.
[10:12:17 PM] Chic Trombone: http://imgur.com/PWElyNb
[10:12:39 PM] Chic Trombone: ?
[10:12:45 PM] Fast Luck: ill check it
[10:12:51 PM] Fast Luck: someone else did submit before you
[10:12:55 PM] Chic Trombone: it's a little
[10:12:56 PM] Fast Luck: checking puzzles

But MMM beat Chic!
[10:07:05 PM] MMM: http://i.imgur.com/fKkcdA4.jpg
[10:07:33 PM] Fast Luck: checking
[10:07:55 PM] MMM: uh
[10:08:00 PM] MMM: I wrote 19 twice
[10:08:01 PM] Fast Luck: wrong in a typo sort of way........
[10:08:18 PM] Fast Luck: upload a corrected vers
[10:08:38 PM] MMM: http://i.imgur.com/C81hDCa.jpg

However........

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

[10:18:51 PM] AnAnonymousIdiot: I had just finished the puzzle.
[10:18:58 PM] AnAnonymousIdiot: Would it be acceptable to turn it in now?
[10:19:10 PM] Fast Luck: Yes
[10:19:13 PM] Fast Luck: But others have finished

AnAnonymousIdiot is too late!

MMM

WINS

IMMUNITY


Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Tribal Council will be Wednesday at 8:30PM EST until 9:30 unless anyone needs that extended or moved. See you guys then.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
introducing the new tribe name and flag:

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Adus
Nov 4, 2009

heck
:munch:

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