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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

beato posted:

Hot Dogs:



Jesus gently caress I am so hungry right now

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Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

beato posted:

Hot Dogs:



Customize your dogs however you want, but substituting out beans with relish does not a proper, archetypical Sonoran dog make, ultimate-hot-dog-style-list-making guy. :colbert:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I have decided a good hamburger is always preferable to a hot dog.

Totally would some of those dogs though. Sonora is my favourite followed by Memphis and Idaho.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zq-5mG51es

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

this is another typical Swedish hot dog, the "half special". boiled or grilled hot dog on a bun with two scoops of mashed potatoes. sometimes with a pile of relish or shrimp mayo.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

beato posted:

Hot Dogs:



Leave it to Seattle to serve a bratwurst and call it a hot dog, letting the yuppies up there pretend that they're slumming.

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe

boo_radley posted:

motherfucker you think this is a game???


These things make me nervous, like you're always going to have to risk the disappointment of one or more components tumbling to the filthy floor.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

spleen merchant posted:

These things make me nervous, like you're always going to have to risk the disappointment of one or more components tumbling to the filthy floor.

That can't stop you, you know the loving drill.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
3 second rule, people

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Im more worried about knocking it off tilt and spilling the bloody mary

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Pretty sure it's not a Bloody Mary.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clamato

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION
Hotdog talk?

Have a harry's cafe du wheels hot dog. Chilli, mayo, hot sauce, and mashed peas.



e: this is an australian hot dog.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

AnonSpore posted:

3 second rule, people

What kind of filthy third world country do you live in?

It's the five second rule. Or ten when drunk.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

iRend posted:

e: this is an australian hot dog.



loving race traitor

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

beato posted:

Hot Dogs:



Here's a Venezuelan style dog

The crushed chips on top are usually those fried onions USians use for green-bean cassarole in my experience though. Also the dog is like pinkie thickness so it's more like a salad on a bun (still good though).

We need a regular food porn thread.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:



loving race traitor

Cmon BCC we both know the sausage-in-bread is so superior to a hotdog, it ain't even a hotdog.

Hotdog = lovely weiner
sausage in bread = superior quality sausage

HairyNipple!
Dec 31, 2004

hello i am fast cheap awesome

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:



loving race traitor

That's not an Australian hotdog, that's a sausage sanga.

slingshot effect
Sep 28, 2009

the wonderful wizard of welp
That's a Sunday morning at Bunnings.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:



loving race traitor

That's a snag, mate.

e: you don't head up to a bloke at the barbie and say "I would like a hot dog please sir" you say "givesa snag ya oval office"

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012



its called a ripper and its fantastic

baram.
Oct 23, 2007

smooth.


Alouicious posted:



its called a ripper and its fantastic

drat I was just gonna post that. the relish is amazing.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Thats relish? It looks like creamed corn. Fried hot dogs are amazing though. I had one with a bunch of red onions and Boss Sauce thrown on it.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Alouicious posted:



its called a ripper and its fantastic

Man I need to get to Rutt's Hut. There might be no right way to do a hotdog, but there is a best way.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Gridlocked posted:

I have decided a good hamburger is always preferable to a hot dog.

Ground beef > Tubed anuses

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Best way to cook a hot dog:



And you really need to set it on fire at least once while cooking.

Pssst, burnt hot dog bro, just fyi I am a lady.
VVVVVVVV

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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pookel posted:

Best way to cook a hot dog:



And you really need to set it on fire at least once while cooking.

This gal knows whats up. Serve those fuckers as black as night and just slightly too hot to eat! Chased with a semi-cold beer that's been floating in melted ice for hours. Preferably while sitting on a tree stump just a little too close to the fire. Summer rules.

Edit: sorry! Fixed your gender.

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Real best way to cook hot dogs

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Please make these hot dogs gross in some way, the anti-food porn thread shouldn't be making me hungry.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010






Depression Dogs

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

I didn't know it was possible for a hotdog of all things to give me the biggest douche chills possible

magimix
Dec 31, 2003

MY FAT WAIFU!!! :love:
She's fetish efficient :3:

Nap Ghost

Chard posted:



Depression Dogs

When I first glanced at that picture, I thought the bun was a badly baked potato :stare:

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



QuelleFuck posted:

Jesus Christ you pizza goons, just calmthefuckdown.


My only contribution to pizzachat is that Chicago Deep Dish, while glorious, is not pizza. Chicago thin crust, however, is highly underrated and some of the best pizza I've ever had.
:goonsay:

The Anti-Food portion of this post:


Probably qualifies as pizza, probably does not qualify as food.

Can anyone explain why the logo for this uses a burger bun? A satanic burger bun at that.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Murphy Brownback posted:

Please make these hot dogs gross in some way















Those last ones are vegan.

And I don't know what the hell is going on here, but it's making me uneasy:






A palate cleanser:



:3:

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Verisimilidude posted:

Can anyone explain why the logo for this uses a burger bun? A satanic burger bun at that.

I think this is the most important question anyone's asked in this thread.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Rah! posted:

And I don't know what the hell is going on here, but it's making me uneasy:





Skewer weiner with dried pasta, then boil. Can't remember if the bits of pasta inside the sausage cook or not.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

guest appearance by the Platform Master

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Wasabi the J posted:

There aren't ice cream rules but one: there should be frozen loving cream in it you loving vegetable munching retards. Look, I try to be considerate, and I love the challenge of making tasty food out of limited ingredients, but one thing loving IRKS me about some vegan recipes, and that's when they try to shoehorn their constrained diet into a hosed up compromise of a food product. You can't use butter, stop trying to pretend Country Crock is gonna work; almond "milk" is loving NOT going to work like milk when cooked; it's all just terrible.

Also, that purple reminds me of ube. Behold, ube halaya:



:philippines:

This is from a couple of pages ago but there totally are ice cream rules in America. The FDA has regulations about what can and cannot be sold as "ice cream."

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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OctoberBlues posted:

Real best way to cook hot dogs



We used to cook everything on a Pizzaz. I onetime cooked a burger and tater tots on it. Ah, to be young again.

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