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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Ok, I give up. What does it say or what is it supposed to say? :confused:

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ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
NaS I guess

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Karma Monkey posted:

Ok, I can read most of them, but can someone tell me what the others are?

Saint / Sinner

I swore that was Giant/Finger

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Laserjet 4P posted:

Third is The World Is Mine.

The Dan Brown one is Earth Air Fire Water.

Ah I kept seeing "The world is Maine" and I was like uhhhh

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Zaphod42 posted:

Ah I kept seeing "The world is Maine" and I was like uhhhh ayuh

Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

Facebook provided a bountiful harvest today.




"Eeveelutions tat minus Sylveon I still need to add (if anyone is good with tribal style I would love help with that!)"











Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

"Hello! I'd like a tattoo of wolves doing a 69."



"Dang, all the flash on this page looks great! I can't decide which one I want! gently caress it, give me all of them!"

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





Wish I knew what his knuckles said...

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Karma Monkey posted:

"Hello! I'd like a tattoo of wolves doing a 69."

But put little stickers over the action. I'm not a pervert.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Now I want a tattoo of a wolf in a ball

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I was trying to think of a group of fans that would have the stupidest tattoos.

I was shockingly disappointed by the lack of crappy Supernatural tattoos.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Karma Monkey posted:

Ok, I give up. What does it say or what is it supposed to say? :confused:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Johnny Truant posted:

Wish I knew what his knuckles said...

I think it says 'HARD CORE' with some numbers, but honestly the fact that he put the Konami logo and then its weird Japanese pun name on his chest is more awkward. Imagine explaining that to a chick when--oh, who am I kidding.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Craigslist :allears:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Is....is he trying to sell his tattoo or something?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Hail Fatan

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Snotty By Nature
Sep 11, 2007

OK I'm really trying to read this and I see:

Instead of bangers and mash
It's pingers and cash

What the gently caress does that even mean?

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

This man has underpants that say "wednesday" on them....

Why?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

A Boy and His Herb. posted:

Instead of bangers and mash
It's pingers and cash

What the gently caress does that even mean?

He's shunned the family tradition of cooking moonshine in favor of suckin' dicks for money.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

A Boy and His Herb. posted:

OK I'm really trying to read this and I see:

Instead of bangers and mash
It's pingers and cash

What the gently caress does that even mean?

'Pingers' means ecstasy pills in British / Aussie slang. I believe the tattoo is some sort of Chav / Jordie saying relating to clubbing and taking drugs.

e - bangers and mash is sausages and mashed potato, a tradtional British dinner.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Is it 'pingers and cash' or 'pingers and gash' ? It doesn't look particularly like a C or a G to me.

e: gash = pussy

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


The more I look the worse it gets.

KillerEggplant
Apr 2, 2011

Patchouli Patrol posted:


"Eeveelutions tat minus Sylveon I still need to add (if anyone is good with tribal style I would love help with that!)"


The original artist for this piece did it as a commission tattoo for one person and neither the artist nor the person who got it are happy that it's gotten all over. They have, in fact, taken th original image down from their own gallery due to all the ripping off that's been done.

Ten Becquerels
Apr 17, 2012

My Little Tony: Leadership is Magic

A Boy and His Herb. posted:

OK I'm really trying to read this and I see:

Instead of bangers and mash
It's pingers and cash

What the gently caress does that even mean?

Pingers and gash are the two favourite pastimes of your average bogan, besides getting drunk and/or hooning around in some shitbox car

Pingers = ecstasy tablets

Gash = vagina; i.e. sex

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Grump posted:

This man has underpants that say "wednesday" on them....

Why?

Sheffield Wednesday football club maybe?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Ten Becquerels posted:

Pingers and gash are the two favourite pastimes of your average bogan, besides getting drunk and/or hooning around in some shitbox car

Pingers = ecstasy tablets

Gash = vagina; i.e. sex

I actually read it as Pingers and Gash but I figured it was some slang for penis. Got the second part right at least.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Grump posted:

This man has underpants that say "wednesday" on them....

Why?

Because it's Wednesday!

Yeah these are a thing


Serenity Dove
Jan 29, 2008

If I had a Pikachu, it'd probably eat my stuff.

My one regret when I die will not be having this on my body.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Sorry for the poo poo quality; he was moving pretty fast when I snapped this one.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Boat posted:

I THINK that's beautiful/disaster in which case it's half right...

e: Oh gently caress THOSE, two people got that hot mess.

ee: funny enough, both of those are easier to read in the opposite orientation to which they're posted.

This seriously doesn't say B positive?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

JoelJoel posted:

Sorry for the poo poo quality; he was moving pretty fast when I snapped this one.



Too bad you didn't have a chance to scream "FLASH! AAAAAHHHAAAAAAHHHH"

Jon Zyetta
May 6, 2003
Your Bargaining Posture Is Highly Dubious

Patchouli Patrol posted:

Facebook provided a bountiful harvest today.



Please don't post pictures of my ex-wife. Thanks.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Is that Klingon writing at the top near her neck?

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Too bad you didn't have a chance to scream "FLASH! AAAAAHHHAAAAAAHHHH"

drat you for making this joke before I could. :argh:

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Speaking of misspelling poo poo, this one popped up in my news feed on snapchat this arvo. Some bird off tinder

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


Bunch of people missing the joke up in here:

The saying is taken from this video -

http://youtu.be/LbXQXKXAHfE

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

McSpergin posted:

Bunch of people missing the joke up in here:

The saying is taken from this video -

http://youtu.be/LbXQXKXAHfE

Yes, how foolish of us "missing" a joke lifted from a terribly unfunny video, particularly where the joke is literally "instead of eating food, I'm going to do drugs and have sex".

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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


KillerEggplant posted:

The original artist for this piece did it as a commission tattoo for one person and neither the artist nor the person who got it are happy that it's gotten all over. They have, in fact, taken th original image down from their own gallery due to all the ripping off that's been done.

I wouldn't be happy either, that thing is gently caress ugly

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