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Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Witcher 3 is great you guys
http://fat.gfycat.com/PoliteDistortedFieldmouse.webm
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

I have no choice but to assume that the reason things went batshit crazy from 3:00 onward is because all of the ghosts he summoned infected his game and it became haunted.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Haruharuharuko posted:

Witcher 3 is great you guys
http://fat.gfycat.com/PoliteDistortedFieldmouse.webm
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Physics is the best thing to happen to games. Especially game-physics.

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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Haruharuharuko posted:

Witcher 3 is great you guys
http://fat.gfycat.com/PoliteDistortedFieldmouse.webm
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Reminds me of the last minute of this (though the rest of the video fits in to this thread):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEMCf_YaFwc

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Haruharuharuko posted:

Witcher 3 is great you guys
http://fat.gfycat.com/PoliteDistortedFieldmouse.webm
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Instead of patching it out, they should make Corpse Tetherball a minigame.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

More Witcher 3 schenanigans.
http://zippy.gfycat.com/ImpossibleAgonizingKissingbug.webm
http://giant.gfycat.com/GrandTartCommongonolek.webm

Haruharuharuko has a new favorite as of 05:22 on May 24, 2015

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Sadly I could not record it but recently I took a boat to the Isle of Fyke and when I arrived, I exited the boat and for some reason geralt wobbled for a half second and bam, teleported 100 meters in the air before falling. Luckily I fell in the water just besides the boat and I didn't die. :toot:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




He's a shaman, they do that.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

CJacobs posted:

I have no choice but to assume that the reason things went batshit crazy from 3:00 onward is because all of the ghosts he summoned infected his game and it became haunted.

Actually, yes. The ghosts take up all the memory reserved for sprites, so when the player tries to use the warp whistle, the whirlwind overwrites something way more important in memory.

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


Punching DOSBox in the balls until Mode 7 happens.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Witcher 3 stop holy poo poo
http://fat.gfycat.com/MeanSlimyAmethystsunbird.webm

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


I dont know if this is a mod or a glitch http://i.imgur.com/GsqbCX8.gifv

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Basticle posted:

I dont know if this is a mod or a glitch http://i.imgur.com/GsqbCX8.gifv

Mod. There was also one that does a basic ragdoll in cinematics.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Hah, I had pretty much the same happen to me. I was at the barbers and suddenly Geralts body dissociated from the hair and clothes. The head just went to float to his left like in your gif and the torso simply stood up straight in front of the clothing. I tried to take a video but then my game crashed :smith:

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal
Very rarely under very specific conditions source games will decide a particular 3D model should be drawn rotated 90 degrees from its actual rotation. It used to happen with the base gates in TF2 fairly often near launch, but yesterday I saw it happen to a dota playermodel. It rotated all his particle systems too so whenever he used his spin attack it looked like a buzzsaw.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Fathis Munk posted:

Hah, I had pretty much the same happen to me. I was at the barbers and suddenly Geralts body dissociated from the hair and clothes. The head just went to float to his left like in your gif and the torso simply stood up straight in front of the clothing. I tried to take a video but then my game crashed :smith:

I think its a fairly common bug. I ran into it too.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


Just want to point out the woman in the back in the last few seconds in case anyone was distracted by other things. This is a content-rich gif.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P7z9swCfpI

More WWE shenanigans from NewLegacyInc

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

Testekill posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P7z9swCfpI

More WWE shenanigans from NewLegacyInc

This is why we need a 100% Euphoria physics WWE game. Imagine the money they'd make from Youtube letsplayers.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Witcher 3 is a game with a good and working physics system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgB1G_L-OkQ

One of the highlights, the magical spider barrel : http://giant.gfycat.com/AcclaimedThankfulAnemonecrab.webm

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


http://i.imgur.com/J0LtmWW.gifv

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGHFnxE4Q5M

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009

Hahaha, JFC.

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
The Witcher just keeps on giving. :nws:

A visit to the brothel

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

larchesdanrew posted:

The Witcher just keeps on giving. :nws:

A visit to the brothel

The bit with Geralts head popping from behind just loving slayed me holy poo poo.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Haruharuharuko posted:

The bit with Geralts head popping from behind just loving slayed me holy poo poo.

For me it was right at the start when he laid down on the bed only to get a faceful of his own still-clothed rear end :v:

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Burn all video games.

Scrag
Jun 7, 2003
We plants are happy plants.

CJacobs posted:

For me it was right at the start when he laid down on the bed only to get a faceful of his own still-clothed rear end :v:

I like the part with the woman in the street recoiling in terror.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.
More Witcher 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eGqOj-aGzI

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
I really don't understand how these glitches happen. Is the head not connected to the model for some reason?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

RatHat posted:

I really don't understand how these glitches happen. Is the head not connected to the model for some reason?

Yes. Because you can customize every single part of Geralt's appearance (haircut and facial hair included), each individual piece of his outfit and body is a separate model that is attached to an invisible skeleton. His head is the central part of the model and the part that controls the rest of the character, but if something somewhere model related fucks up, the game has no idea what to animate where and it just smacks all the parts in their default positions and facing angles. But they can't take control away from the player at random because it's a bug, so the head (which controls the rest of Geralt) and therefore the player can still move around and do whatever.

edit: In fact, in the inventory menu if you swap outfit parts fast enough and Geralt hasn't been shirtless in a while, his torso will just up and vanish for a few second before popping in the new outfit, especially if you're playing on a high graphics setting.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

CJacobs posted:

Yes. Because you can customize every single part of Geralt's appearance (haircut and facial hair included), each individual piece of his outfit and body is a separate model that is attached to an invisible skeleton. His head is the central part of the model and the part that controls the rest of the character, but if something somewhere model related fucks up, the game has no idea what to animate where and it just smacks all the parts in their default positions and facing angles. But they can't take control away from the player at random because it's a bug, so the head (which controls the rest of Geralt) and therefore the player can still move around and do whatever.

edit: In fact, in the inventory menu if you swap outfit parts fast enough and Geralt hasn't been shirtless in a while, his torso will just up and vanish for a few second before popping in the new outfit, especially if you're playing on a high graphics setting.

Thanks for the explanation. Now can someone explain that horizontal disembodied head that keeps appearing?

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Fathis Munk posted:

Witcher 3 is a game with a good and working physics system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgB1G_L-OkQ

One of the highlights, the magical spider barrel : http://giant.gfycat.com/AcclaimedThankfulAnemonecrab.webm

Those seem like the engine calculates where an object would be if there were no obstacles, then applies force to the actual object that would move the object there, except now it considers collisions.

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.


The wonders of SS13 never cease

Also bonus patchnote:

quote:

SpyGuy updated:
Being invisible will no longer make you deaf because the soundwaves can't see you (what)

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
PYF Funniest Game Glitch: Being invisible will no longer make you deaf

Coca Koala
Nov 28, 2005

ongoing nowhere
College Slice
This is kind of a long shot, but a few years ago I saw some videos of a guy playing the japanese version of Metal Gear Solid 3, and he had just completely broken the system over his knee; he was doing dumb poo poo like walking back to back with guards who couldn't see him (because he was behind them), wearing a bright orange jumpsuit, placing loads of pornography to distract guards, and setting up wildly improbable and meticulously staged opportunities for screenshots; in one he got something like eight or nine guards to pass out simultaneously, and in another he managed to snap a photo of the exact moment that a guard standing on a roof passed out and fell on the head of another guard who was being held up by Big Boss.

Does this ring a bell for anybody, and can anybody provide links to the videos? I feel like they qualify as game glitches in that they're definitely pushing the engine to things which were not naturally intended, so hopefully this is a reasonable place to try and find them.

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


I think this is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le23bsVURds

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Coca Koala posted:

This is kind of a long shot, but a few years ago I saw some videos of a guy playing the japanese version of Metal Gear Solid 3, and he had just completely broken the system over his knee; he was doing dumb poo poo like walking back to back with guards who couldn't see him (because he was behind them), wearing a bright orange jumpsuit, placing loads of pornography to distract guards, and setting up wildly improbable and meticulously staged opportunities for screenshots; in one he got something like eight or nine guards to pass out simultaneously, and in another he managed to snap a photo of the exact moment that a guard standing on a roof passed out and fell on the head of another guard who was being held up by Big Boss.

Does this ring a bell for anybody, and can anybody provide links to the videos? I feel like they qualify as game glitches in that they're definitely pushing the engine to things which were not naturally intended, so hopefully this is a reasonable place to try and find them.
I know exactly the video you are talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le23bsVURds

Edit: damnit

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Coca Koala posted:

This is kind of a long shot, but a few years ago I saw some videos of a guy playing the japanese version of Metal Gear Solid 3, and he had just completely broken the system over his knee; he was doing dumb poo poo like walking back to back with guards who couldn't see him (because he was behind them), wearing a bright orange jumpsuit, placing loads of pornography to distract guards, and setting up wildly improbable and meticulously staged opportunities for screenshots; in one he got something like eight or nine guards to pass out simultaneously, and in another he managed to snap a photo of the exact moment that a guard standing on a roof passed out and fell on the head of another guard who was being held up by Big Boss.

Does this ring a bell for anybody, and can anybody provide links to the videos? I feel like they qualify as game glitches in that they're definitely pushing the engine to things which were not naturally intended, so hopefully this is a reasonable place to try and find them.

I know exactly what you're talking about, but I can't find it either, since I think the original video was in japanese. It was hilarious.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

larchesdanrew posted:

The Witcher just keeps on giving. :nws:

A visit to the brothel

This is like this Oglaf from a couple weeks ago: http://oglaf.com/fogofmeat/ :nsfw:

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