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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

I got a foolproof plan, too, but you gotta pay me a million to hear it.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Captain_Maclaine posted:

EDIT: GODDAMMIT JOE!

I was debating between Nixon and this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3sj-TSbWjs

cbservo
Dec 26, 2009

by exmarx
Didn't McCain try that too re: Bin Laden?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
How much store credit can I get for this foreign policy from 1959?

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

lmao where'd this come from?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Is there a Firefox or Chrome extension that does this? If yes, I NEED it.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Alter Ego posted:

Is there a Firefox or Chrome extension that does this? If yes, I NEED it.

rejoice: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/250166/presidential-name-swamp/

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

mbisonyes.gif

E: Holy poo poo, Lil Baby Pee Pee is Ted Cruz. loving brilliant.

Fritz Coldcockin fucked around with this message at 23:17 on May 28, 2015

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


http://www.quinnipiac.edu/news-and-events/quinnipiac-university-poll/national/release-detail?ReleaseID=2228

quote:

Hillary Clinton dominates among Democratic voters nationwide, with 57 percent, compared to 60 percent April 23. U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont has 15 percent with Vice President Joseph Biden at 9 percent. No other candidate tops 1 percent with 14 percent undecided.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Alter Ego posted:

mbisonyes.gif

E: Holy poo poo, Lil Baby Pee Pee is Ted Cruz. loving brilliant.

Given what's been going on I'd think it was Huckabee

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

William Bear posted:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/do...ideo/ar-BBklj7d

Donald Trump Has ‘Foolproof’ Plan to Defeat ISIS


drat. Now we have to elect him to find out.

"ISIS will at minimum come to the table" :laffo:

I know he doesn't really have a plan and he's talking to hear himself talk, but what makes him think people will believe that ISIS would ever negotiate with anyone?

"ISIS, you're fired!"

*terrorist sighs and draws his hacksaw*

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mdemone posted:

what makes him think

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



:boom:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Everyone post your favorite fan-made campaign theme song. I'll start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaP9eiWuX3s

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiKh9Ko3mw4

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
This was also a strong contender.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF9dr-FItR8

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://santorum.nationbuilder.com/official_theme_song

Donate to campaign and get Santorum theme song

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

The 2012 fan-made one was better, but also kind of creepy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7pv7sO5Gng

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


This is worth turning Floor Pooper into Floor Pooper alone. Cheers. :v:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The chosen candidate.

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Joementum posted:

Everyone post your favorite fan-made campaign theme song. I'll start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaP9eiWuX3s

Does this count? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n99bZxAPQW8

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Tobermory posted:

Does this count?

:hellyeah:

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

So that reminds me, did Herman Cain ever get around to admitting that his entire presidential run was just brilliant performance art? Because I'll defend that theory until the day I die. That man is a genius.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Carson is getting close to the level Cain was at in 2012, that ceremony was weird.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Joementum posted:

The 2012 fan-made one was better, but also kind of creepy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7pv7sO5Gng

That lead singer looks eerily like my cousin.

Caros
May 14, 2008

https://youtu.be/euVkDbQz144

Can't believe no one else managed this one.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Joementum posted:

Everyone post your favorite fan-made campaign theme song. I'll start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaP9eiWuX3s

Neither a song nor fan-made, but I think you'll agree this belongs here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXCZVmQ74OA

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Oh, also Huckabee's....thing.....from 2008. Much like the rest of Huckabee's campaign, it's eerily reminiscent of 1980s breakfast cereal commercials. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJrJbWkF-c

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Which presidential candidate authored an article on rape fantasies that started with the following?

quote:

A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy. A woman on her knees, a woman tied up, a woman abused.

A woman enjoys intercourse with her man - as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously.

It's Bernie!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Oh, and just to prove Democrats aren't immune to the horrible fan-made song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfU3hI8ML30

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Joementum posted:

Oh, and just to prove Democrats aren't immune to the horrible fan-made song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfU3hI8ML30

thats actually pretty well done

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKqCEuv5c6M

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
It's happening! Are we still not allowed to poke fun at appearances, because he is really orange these days. The color balance on his face is terrible.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Question: are bit actors for a 40 second ad cheaper than stock footage?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


man I hope he's actually running and its not just another tease

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

A man gives a quarter to a homeless veteran. Donald Trump: "I don't like what I see happening to America."

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

man I hope he's actually running and its not just another tease

I'm still pretty sure it's a tease.

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Bel Shazar
Sep 14, 2012

Tobermory posted:

A man gives a quarter to a homeless veteran. Donald Trump: "I don't like what I see happening to America."

Trump 2016! He's not the candidate we need, but he is the candidate we deserve!

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