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Valeyard posted:I just finished getting my haircut and was thinking of going to ALDIs to get some sandwich meat - my phone already has an active card telling me directions and 15 minutes to the store. Google ftw linux turdwall is haveing problems with google now https://plus.google.com/+LinusTorvalds/posts/SfLtYoEtogN
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Valeyard posted:I just finished getting my haircut and was thinking of going to ALDIs to get some sandwich meat - my phone already has an active card telling me directions and 15 minutes to the store. Google ftw I often forget how to get to places that I routinely visit as well.
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its not very good at voice recognition though, its pretty easy to get other peoples phones to activate using your voice, or it will start searching for stuff when it hears the tvZShakespeare posted:I often forget how to get to places that I routinely visit as well. the useful part is it telling you how long its going to take based on traffic at the time
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May 28, 2015 15:56
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It is important to be punctual when you have a meeting with your cold cuts.
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Wheany posted:linux turdwall is haveing problems with google now https://plus.google.com/+LinusTorvalds/posts/SfLtYoEtogN Канат АмреновMay 8, 2013 Linus what do you think about bitcoin?
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Blue Train posted:doesn't location history have to be enabled for that to work and thus you are giving google your location constantly that they store a record of like 3/4s of android services and android apps break if you turn off google location services. which makes google's promise to introduce iOS style granular permissions control to android M even more hilarious.
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I just got my semi-annual hit up email from my dedicated google recruiter. last time she had me talk to a manager, which went well. when she followed up she said that they are interested but they don't place people in specific roles, they put you in a group and you move around. to which I said lol, no, I'm not a college student with no experience, and that was the last I heard of her. the time previous we talked on the phone for 45 minutes like girlfriends about our hopes and dreams and then she said she couldn't find any jobs at google that match my experience, so I went on their website and found 5 in one minute and sent them to her. she never followed up. the time before that she sent me some computer janitor req. so far off the mark that I had to try very hard not to laugh. what exciting fuckery will it be this time? should I waste my time?
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May 28, 2015 17:02
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The Management posted:I just got my semi-annual hit up email from my dedicated google recruiter. last time she had me talk to a manager, which went well. when she followed up she said that they are interested but they don't place people in specific roles, they put you in a group and you move around. to which I said lol, no, I'm not a college student with no experience, and that was the last I heard of her. maybe you should try to blackmail her into giving you a job
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The Management posted:I just got my semi-annual hit up email from my dedicated google recruiter. last time she had me talk to a manager, which went well. when she followed up she said that they are interested but they don't place people in specific roles, they put you in a group and you move around. to which I said lol, no, I'm not a college student with no experience, and that was the last I heard of her. waste your time, if only for the laughs it will provide to yospos. plus you never know google's got more money than they know what to do with they might even throw some of it at you.
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Maximum Leader posted:maybe you should try to blackmail her into giving you a job why would I want to do that?
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The Management posted:why would I want to do that? because you want to work at google I guess
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Last Chance posted:ice cream sandwiches forever
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The Management posted:I just got my semi-annual hit up email from my dedicated google recruiter. last time she had me talk to a manager, which went well. when she followed up she said that they are interested but they don't place people in specific roles, they put you in a group and you move around. theres a thing that the cj tech support ppl can do where theyre on a tour and switch offices every few months but thats all ive seen for general hires the steps typically are: - recruiter phone screen/placement - 1-2 phone interviews - full-day visit with 4-5 in-person interviews then a committee goes over the results of the interviews and if you pass then you get put into a pool of new general hires: - hiring managers go to the new hires pool to find people, and talk to the candidates theyre interested in - the candidate picks the team they want to work on based on the managers that they talked to or this is sidestepped if you have some specialized knowledge or a specific team that youre being hired into ultimately if the starting team isnt working out you can transfer to another team which is intentionally very straightforward and people do it all the time (but its a bad idea for one person to hop around super often)
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“We’ve got these cameras in our pockets, we take them everywhere we go, and we thought that by taking all these pictures it would make it easier to relive the moment, but it’s made it harder,” Anil Sabharwal, who runs Photos at Google, told BuzzFeed News. “It’s 2015, we’ve got cars that drive themselves and drones that deliver packages, but the ability to save, organize, and share 20 photos with a group of friends is the unsolved problem of our time.”
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Pinterest Mom posted:“We’ve got these cameras in our pockets, we take them everywhere we go, and we thought that by taking all these pictures it would make it easier to relive the moment, but it’s made it harder,” Anil Sabharwal, who runs Photos at Google, told BuzzFeed News. “It’s 2015, we’ve got cars that drive themselves and drones that deliver packages, but the ability to save, organize, and share 20 photos with a group of friends is the unsolved problem of our time.” just put ur photos on facebook
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Pinterest Mom posted:“We’ve got these cameras in our pockets, we take them everywhere we go, and we thought that by taking all these pictures it would make it easier to relive the moment, but it’s made it harder,” Anil Sabharwal, who runs Photos at Google, told BuzzFeed News. “It’s 2015, we’ve got cars that drive themselves and drones that deliver packages, but the ability to save, organize, and share 20 photos with a group of friends is the unsolved problem of our time.” i was in a room full of android developers watching this all like "cool, google just made icloud photo sharing" the room was dead silent during the photos bit except for the part where they did the press and hold group select. we're def stealing that.
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Maybe he means "the ability to share 20 photos with a group of friends using Google products is the unsolved problem of our time."
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somebody sends me a picture in hangouts. i click on it. instantly, my hyperthreaded quad core i7 with 16GB of ram and PCI-E SSD springs into action. it only takes about 8 seconds for the Google Plus Photo Gallery to finish loading and finally display the image.
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Sniep posted:i cant tell if this is a real site or not It's a right wing propaganda site look at the registration
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Sniep posted:i have no idea what that is supposed to tell me IHateTheMedia "If We Didn't laugh, We'd Cry" is a conservative media blog by Hyperbole Media LLC out of California. Per their website, "Our goal at “I Hate the Media” is to point out all the bias and the blindness. All the lies and the lunacy. All the fakes and the phonies. All the morons and the myopic in the media and more." Registration is required to comment on their various stories. Six contributors and one editor have produced 6000 current-events stories in the news since January 2009. http://www.conservapedia.com/IHateTheMedia.com
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Sniep posted:i have no idea what that is supposed to tell me and it was just the tone of the site plus how lovely it was coded, the page reeks of web 2.0 webpage design template, it was a wild guess, and #wow #whoa lookie i was right
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ok so all the LF stuff aside, why would a conservative bias group be promoting obama's free phone agenda? rare bit of cross party cooperation?
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Sniep posted:ok so all the LF stuff aside, why would a conservative bias group be promoting obama's free phone agenda? rare bit of cross party cooperation? idk, enforcing the idea that obama gives away billions to welfare queens & lucky duckies. also the name obama phone sounds like banana phone so people giggle when they hear it.
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Sniep posted:ok so all the LF stuff aside, why would a conservative bias group be promoting obama's free phone agenda? rare bit of cross party cooperation? conservatives sardonically attack their lord and savior reagan's program with dog-whistle racism thinking that obama implemented it
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lol is it a reagan program. then its literally to disassociate his name from the blasphemy
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what started the recent haranguing over it was a black lady getting "interviewed" by some conservative guy with a camera saying obama got her a free cell phone during the 2012 election
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Snapchat A Titty posted:lol is it a reagan program. then its literally to disassociate his name from the blasphemy and expanded to cover cellphones by bush the lesser
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THC posted:somebody sends me a picture in hangouts. i click on it. instantly, my hyperthreaded quad core i7 with 16GB of ram and PCI-E SSD springs into action. it only takes about 8 seconds for the Google Plus Photo Gallery to finish loading and finally display the image. your internet sucks, kill you're
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