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zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Source: every day of Scott's life.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Cartoon logic via Sonic (sorry).



Parodied via Adventure Time.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Yeah I'm going to go with that not being a parody of some Sonic comic.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

IUG posted:

Yeah I'm going to go with that not being a parody of some Sonic comic.

It's a good parody of children's comics in general, but I think the reason bars are drawn so far apart is to avoid obscuring the characters/ make the job a little easier on the inker. It's an art joke. (I don't think the OP was trying to imply it was a direct parody of that panel, that was just a quick example of something that's been in comics more than once).

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Skwirl is right, not a parody of sonic, just a parody of the 'widely spaced prison bars' seen in nearly every cartoon and comic.




Every child with common sense: "Why don't they just step out between the bars?"

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

I am shocked that noone posted M.O.D.O.K. Assassin yet.




Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
Welp, I need to read that now.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Anyone that kills a Gambit is ok in my book.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Deadpool posted:

Anyone that kills a Gambit is ok in my book.

What about that one Gambit who killed like 1000 other Gambits across the multiverse?

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Lurdiak posted:

What about that one Gambit who killed like 1000 other Gambits across the multiverse?

The enemy of my enemy.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lurdiak posted:

What about that one Gambit who killed like 1000 other Gambits across the multiverse?

You're thinking of Jet Li, or Nathaniel Richards.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

What about that one Gambit who killed like 1000 other Gambits across the multiverse?
Tell me more.

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

zoux posted:

That skeleton is stacked.

I like to imagine that Death has flesh and the like, but it's invisible - Like how you can see the skeletal hands and skull.

Otherwise it's totally boob bones. All women have those right? ...right?

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

a cock shaped fruit posted:

I like to imagine that Death has flesh and the like, but it's invisible - Like how you can see the skeletal hands and skull.

Otherwise it's totally boob bones. All women have those right? ...right?

Death appears the way a person expects them to appear.

Deadpool expects Death to have a sweet rack. Deadpool expects everyone to have a sweet rack. To Deadpool's eyes, Wolverine has Pam Anderson's chest.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Well, perky goth Death from the endless has made a few subtle cameos in Marvel, so maybe this is what boney death really looks like in the, er, flesh.

She was at Rick Jones' wedding.



Her wedding gift to Marlo was a brush (pun pun).

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Death still had a decent rack when she debuted with Thanos.

Mad titan, maybe, but not dead from the waist down titan.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Without a huge rack, how would you know Death was a woman? C'mon, people, this is comic book art 101.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


redbackground posted:

Tell me more.

It has been a hot minute, so I may get some details wrong, but it was a Gambit mini-series or quickly-canceled ongoing from the late 90s where the premise was that a ton of assassins, including Deadpool, are hired to take him out. His powers are also becoming much stronger for some unknown reason, so he manages to survive the situation (and pays Deadpool off because gently caress dealing with that).

He eventually finds out that the person who hired the hitmen is some version of him that has been killing all other possible Gambits because his power level increasing is going to inevitably lead to him blowing up the goddamn world, and he knows that because it happened to him. Gambit defeats his alternate evil self, re-stabilizes his powers and manages to get no answers as to if this guy was a future self or an alternate universe self or if there's more of them out there or what, and just shrugs and keeps going on with his life.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Gambit rules, actually. Gambit is a fun and cool character from The X-Men, which is a fun and cool comic book.

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

TwoPair posted:

As long as Jughead eats a shark, I will forgive the series.

Before, or after a shark eats Jughead? Eh, better do both just to make sure.

Jughead is eaten by a shark, eats his way out, then eats a second shark who is too shocked at seeing jughead eat his way out of the shark that ate him to prevent being eaten by the man who ate the shark who ate him.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Death appears the way a person expects them to appear.

Deadpool expects Death to have a sweet rack. Deadpool expects everyone to have a sweet rack. To Deadpool's eyes, Wolverine has Pam Anderson's chest.
I liked the design they gave Death for the Deadpool video game where she looked like a Mexican Day of the Dead skeleton

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



achillesforever6 posted:

I liked the design they gave Death for the Deadpool video game where she looked like a Mexican Day of the Dead skeleton with a huge rack

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Death with a rack reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOktgf-4M2w

Couldn't find an English version quickly.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Uthor posted:

Without a huge rack, how would you know Death was a woman? C'mon, people, this is comic book art 101.

Counterpoint.



Waifish goth Death.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
Could just be a pretty man.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SirDan3k posted:

Could just be a pretty man.

You've been watching too much anime.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SirDan3k posted:

Could just be a pretty man.



Wow, that is a very pretty guy.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Say Nothing posted:



Wow, that is a very pretty guy.

Meh, I've seen prettier.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I was just being sarcastic, fyi...

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Isn't that Death based on Tori Amos?

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

Isn't that Death based on Tori Amos?
No.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

zoux posted:

Isn't that Death based on Tori Amos?

According to Wikipedia, Cinamon Hadley.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I thought there was a Gaiman character based on Tori Amos, or am I thinking of another writer?

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

I thought there was a Gaiman character based on Tori Amos, or am I thinking of another writer?
You're probably thinking of Delirium, but she wasn't based on Amos either. Everything you know is a lie.

redbackground fucked around with this message at 15:59 on May 29, 2015

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Gambit sucks. Death sucks. Tori Amos sucks.


Guy Gardner really hates swedish furniture.


Justice League America #81, 1993.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

zoux posted:

I thought there was a Gaiman character based on Tori Amos, or am I thinking of another writer?

Maybe Foxglove?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxglove_(DC_Comics)

Tori Amos did write the intro for one of the Death TPBs that Gaiman wrote:

quote:

Amos penned the introduction for his novel Death: the High Cost of Living, and posed for the cover.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Gaiman#Friendship_with_Tori_Amos

EDIT: Here's a funny panel I posted like 8 months ago. Hawkeye 20.

Uthor fucked around with this message at 16:55 on May 29, 2015

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
Saw this on Tumblr recently, don't know the exact issue it's from:








bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Delivery McGee posted:

Saw this on Tumblr recently, don't know the exact issue it's from:










Deadpool vs hawkeye 3 or 4. Get it its a great series.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

redbackground posted:

Tell me more.

It was Gambit: New Sun IIRC http://marvel.wikia.com/New_Sun_%28Earth-9921%29

It was one of those mid-90s stories where they picked a character and basically made them king of everything and their powers world-ending because that's what makes comics interesting right

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Speaking of Crisis on Infinite Gambits, wasn't there some comic revolving around Mr Sinister and his castle/fortress? It's kind of a guided tour, and at some point he has a Remy enclosure where about 100 gambits just keep saying "Mon ami" at each other like some really bizarre zoo?

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