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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Angela Christine posted:

Nooooo, don't do that. There is so much that can go wrong. And if you ever get into an accident woah boy.

If you must lifehack your way to a warmer car, try tea lights. You should have a few in your car for emergencies anyway if you live in a place where winter exists*. A single tea light is enough to keep a car warm for 4 hours because it is easy to heat a small space. If your car is especially roomy or the outdoors is bitterly cold you might need 2 at a time, probably never 3 though. A couple tea lights can literally keep you from freezing to death in your car if you crash into a snowbank and are stranded overnight. And unlike a wood stove a candle is unlikely to produce enough carbon dioxide/monoxide to kill you.

If that isn't DIY enough, you could build some sort of candle cage and glue it to your dashboard to keep the melty wax and fire safely contained.



*You can buy special "emergency candles" instead. The main difference is that tea lights cost like 10 cents for 4 hours of flame, and emergency candles cost 5-10 times that much.

a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do even if that means asphyxiation

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Fun fact: Yuri Gagarin could squat 4 hunned

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

A Handed Missus posted:



better times for squat in space
A new twist on the "did we win" question.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




quote:

Russia's army is massing troops and hundreds of pieces of weaponry including mobile rocket launchers, tanks and artillery at a makeshift base near the border with Ukraine, a Reuters reporter saw this week.

Many of the vehicles have number plates and identifying marks removed while many of the servicemen had taken insignia off their fatigues. As such, they match the appearance of some of the forces spotted in eastern Ukraine, which Kiev and its Western allies allege are covert Russian detachments.

Russia masses heavy firepower on border with Ukraine

so is that summer offensive happening or what

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
probably

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text
How many days until world war 3 now? Less than 60?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




they hired only the most distinguished twelve year olds in chechnya to direct this

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
rumor has it russia is not bringing mobile incinerators to not burn the bodies of their not dead soldiers

man you know who else didn't do that right?

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

Someone, make Nashid version.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012






Terrible form


dsigraceful

quote:

me, a Slav, in nontraditional squatting gear . i will not be tagging this ‘actual slavs’ as i have failed to don traditional slavsquat gear, therefore rendering this squat unworthy

maybe its appropriate attire on their homeplanet

dablakh0l
Sep 3, 2002

Omi-Polari posted:

i have a weakness for super melodramatic divas and that song rules, so i'm going to have to root for :ussr:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2gbKglCL5s

more polina gagarina:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQH4-eo8vzo

Is this the woman who appeared on X-factor Russia, that the Judges stopped her because they couldn't believe it was her real voice, so they made her sing acapella?

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

dablakh0l posted:

Is this the woman who appeared on X-factor Russia, that the Judges stopped her because they couldn't believe it was her real voice, so they made her sing acapella?

That was Аида Николайчук who was singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kn_RljhmpY

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dablakh0l posted:

Is this the woman who appeared on X-factor Russia, that the Judges stopped her because they couldn't believe it was her real voice, so they made her sing acapella?

to be fair lip syncing or singing along with a pre-recording is very common in that part of the world and it isn't seen as a bad thing or anything like that at all; it's just normal for pop stars or singers to do that during live performances over there.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Russian reporting on this FIFA thing - the lady doth protest too much!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d6UKHaHvKw

RT hasnt lost their touch

XTimmy
Nov 28, 2007
I am Jacks self hatred

Perth, Australia, my home town. She's squatting on the Deformed Cactus, which was Perth's apathetic attempt at public art that now gives a cheap PVC feel to the main city square. We don't even have any natural cacti in Aus.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

XTimmy posted:

Perth, Australia, my home town. She's squatting on the Deformed Cactus, which was Perth's apathetic attempt at public art that now gives a cheap PVC feel to the main city square. We don't even have any natural cacti in Aus.

Why is the world you shackle draggers live in purple?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Pride weekend.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
the sun hates them so much they get the full spectrum of colors as a symbol of its contempt

Garmann
Nov 4, 2009
Grimey Drawer

That is a really cool american eagle, americans should be honoured.

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

Garmann posted:

That is a really cool american eagle, americans should be honoured.

Why does it sound like a hawk though?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
that is a pretty sweet eagle and I wonder why they didn't use a big fat one with greasy talons

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

:vince:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


I guess capitalism did really defeat communism

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Reign Of Pain posted:

Why is the world you shackle draggers live in purple?

what does this sentence even mean

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Daedra posted:

what does this sentence even mean

The sky looks like a bruise and Aussies are all convicts.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Daedra posted:

what does this sentence even mean
victory shall be ours

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

syscall girl posted:

The sky looks like a bruise and Aussies are all convicts.

ta

TerryLennox
Oct 12, 2009

There is nothing tougher than a tough Mexican, just as there is nothing gentler than a gentle Mexican, nothing more honest than an honest Mexican, and above all nothing sadder than a sad Mexican. -R. Chandler.

That card is unironically awesome.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TerryLennox posted:

That card is unironically awesome.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



No ring on the chip, 0/10

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Moscow, Russia:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Russians are depressing as gently caress look at the summary of this story "God Sees the Truth, But Waits" by Tolstoy

quote:

Ivan Dmitrich Aksionov is a merchant living in a town in Russia, Vladimir. Although Aksionov is prone to drinking, he is not violent, and he is responsible and well liked by people that know him. One day he decides to go to a fair as a business venture, but his wife pleads for him not to go because of a nightmare she had the previous night. Aksionov doesn't consider his wife's dream and leaves for the fair.

Aksionov meets another merchant on his way, and the two decide to travel together. They check into an inn and have a good time drinking, then they retire separately. Aksionov wakes early in the next morning to get to the fair and leaves without the other merchant. Not far down the road, Aksionov is stopped by some policemen. They explain a merchant was just murdered and robbed, and then they search Aksionov's bag. They find a bloody knife, and despite Aksionov's claims that he is not the murderer, he is sentenced and sent to Siberia. After his trial flogging, his wife can finally visit him, and she sees that Aksionov's hair has begun to go gray from the stress.

Aksionov spends twenty-six years in Siberia, and, resigned to his fate, he dedicates his life to God. He becomes a mediator of sorts in the prison, and he is well respected by the other prisoners and also guards alike. One day some new prisoners, one of them being Makar Semyonich, are transferred to the prison. After overhearing several conversations, Aksionov is convinced that Makar Semyonich is the man who committed the murder for which Aksionov was blamed.

One day the guards notice that someone had been strewing dirt around the grounds, and they search the prison and find a tunnel. Aksionov had found out earlier that it was Makar Semyonich that was digging the hole, but after being questioned by the police, Aksionov declares that it is not his place to speak about the matter. Makar Semyonich approaches Aksionov later that day in a terrible state, and he eventually admits to Aksionov that it was he who killed the merchant. Aksionov forgives Semyonich, and he feels as if a terrible weight had been lifted. Makar Semyonich confesses to the authorities, and the process for Aksionov to be cleared is begun. Unfortunately, Aksionov dies before he can reach home, but he dies in peace.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

Russians are depressing as gently caress look at the summary of this story "God Sees the Truth, But Waits" by Tolstoy

Oh hey it's most of the plot to Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

syscall girl posted:

Oh hey it's most of the plot to Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption.

nothing new under the sun

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Accretionist posted:

Moscow, Russia:



Another good slav story is how developers in Moscow use arson as a way to destroy historic buildings and pave the way for more skyscrapers.

It's so bad that in many neighborhoods people had to form their own militia to prevent their homes from getting burned down.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


why go for stalin when you can go for the source



Moridin920 posted:

Russians are depressing as gently caress look at the summary of this story "God Sees the Truth, But Waits" by Tolstoy

literally all russian literature is "a lot of dreary depressing poo poo happens then everyone dies in an understated manner"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

BBJoey posted:

literally all russian literature is "a lot of dreary depressing poo poo happens then everyone dies in an understated manner"

russia's main exports are depressing literature, models and top notch prostitutes.

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Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

etalian posted:

russia's main exports are depressing literature, models and top notch prostitutes.

also Tetris, phenibut and vodka

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