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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane



Pibgorn

Pibgorn will be unavailable for the next little while as Brooke is busy committing additional war crimes.

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Lurkman
Nov 4, 2008

Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT

Gorilla Salad posted:

Goddamn you get screwed in the US.

We get four weeks holiday (minimum) with up to 20% loading, one week of long service leave per 60 weeks worked, minimum 10 days sick leave, etc.

don't ask about maternity/paternity leave

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Rand Brittain posted:

Raising your children to take over your weird vendetta after you die is also really weird and abusive by modern standards, though.

I didn't say it would solve all the problems. :shrug:

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic


Kind of wondering how racist this is about to be. Is it the usual moderate level of Classic Phantom racism, or will they go all out now that a white lady is involved?




Ah. I see. Question answered. (Racism level: Piranha Club)


Radio Patrol


"Business" is, I believe, kidnapping that one guy's girlfriend, if I'm following the plot correctly.




Rip Kirby





Big Ben Bolt


Home row, Ben! Home row!

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


The Ghost who Patronizes!


Rand Brittain posted:

Raising your children to take over your weird vendetta after you die is also really weird and abusive by modern standards, though.

Weird vendetta, yes, but also sweet skull cave full of treasure and a wardrobe of purple spandex outfits to wear while bossing around pygmies. I'd be up for killing some pirates for that.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn

Pibgorn will be unavailable for the next little while as Brooke is busy committing additional war crimes.
This drawing is bad even by Pigporn standards.

F Minus





Mary Worth





How romantic. A clear day, an ocean breeze, just standing by the railing watching the setting Moy and Giella with the one you are obsessed with I mean love.

Trilobite posted:

I'm sure the theory is that Nancy will stand out in the parking lot keeping Kelly's car safe personally (presumably by bullying people into leaving it alone) -- basically forcing Nancy into servitude as Kelly's personal car bodyguard forever.

Although really, what I want to happen next is for Nancy to shrug and say, "gently caress it, my family's rich, I don't give a poo poo what happens to your car," followed by Nancy's other victims setting fire to Kelly's SUV and incinerating all of those paintings in the back of it, followed by Sarah losing her book deal and all the money. You know, just because I want something bad to finally happen to the Morgans at least once in this loving strip, just one goddamn time when people stop giving them expensive gifts and stacks of cash for doing absolutely nothing but being smug and well-off. :argh:
I agree! But that's not happening, and apparently they were thinking the exact same thing I was and the point was kids would still vandalize Kelly's car so I'm really not so smart as I thought. And so Nancy will stop bullying and Sarah will get her book and Kelly will have her car and Matt Murdock will be all smug and the Morgans will have a lot of money and everyone will be happy, even somehow that guy that got shot in the head with a nail gun by his wife a long while back.

Rex Morgan MD





Oh and it looks like that Secret Agent X-9 has been running. Has anyone posted it? Here's a couple, but I can only get the one they post on the day they post it, so I didn't get yesterday's. I have no idea what's going on.





If someone else wants to post it, great. If not I'll go ahead and try to keep up with it for a while until I decide it sucks if it sucks.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All

I'm going to pretend that's a slang term for moonshine. Please don't correct me if that's wrong.

Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Kliban



Me on a typical Monday morning. drat, that's a highly pressurized pen.

9 Chickweed Lane 5/29/2004



Zits



Apparently it's got no back seats, so throw a mattress in there and...

Kevin & Kell



Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac has been awesome about the faces this week.

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today

ZeeToo posted:

Reply All

It absolutely kills me that I like this strip now.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

ZeeToo posted:

Reply All

I'm going to pretend that's a slang term for moonshine. Please don't correct me if that's wrong.


It's slang for LSD spiked vodka.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set can't follow simple instructions.


Working Daze makes a nerd reference.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix needs to let kids be kids!

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

GorfZaplen posted:


Mandrake the Magician



Terrorist!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nah, just a Muslim. Oh wait!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Okay, assuming you're trans out of nowhere is one thing, but she's never seen Shrek? Why are you even talking to this person? Kick Down the Dog Comix.

Pooch Café


I guess the worm got over there by sloop.

Ballard Street


I'm assuming that the push happened several minutes ago and things have been going like this for a while:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L28TM48bF0

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician


Last panel: September 12 2001 dot gif

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


The Phantom is getting really tired of everyone trying to get him to keep Guran in power.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes




Ripley's

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Ripley normally traces from news stories but I really want to know where they got that smug loving baby from.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

I guess if you like getting :geno: from the audience.

[
She's just going to start dressing like that the second she goes off to college.


Does anyone really want Ed to live longer?

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (March 30, 1928)



Peanuts (May 31, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (April 1-2, 1927)



Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Mr. Squishy posted:

Ripley normally traces from news stories but I really want to know where they got that smug loving baby from.

Neil Patrick Harris' baby pictures?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove



Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

PowerBuilder3
Apr 21, 2010

So the trash can is in the middle of the yard? Why is there never any streets / alley's in Rose is Rose? Do they live in a park?

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
Can we get someone to go check on Boyce and make sure he's taking his meds?

Celebrity Ghost
Sep 26, 2007


A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

PowerBuilder3 posted:

So the trash can is in the middle of the yard? Why is there never any streets / alley's in Rose is Rose? Do they live in a park?

Man I know I just complained about Don Wimmer not being able to draw but seriously look at this terrible stuff. Everything is awful. My god those hands

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


Congrats on the successful boob grab, Quill.


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones


Johnny Walker posted:

Oh and it looks like that Secret Agent X-9 has been running. Has anyone posted it? Here's a couple, but I can only get the one they post on the day they post it, so I didn't get yesterday's. I have no idea what's going on.





If someone else wants to post it, great. If not I'll go ahead and try to keep up with it for a while until I decide it sucks if it sucks.

Ah. They started posting these May 11. All that fanfare choosing a new comic and then they go start the thing up without announcing it! Great!

I don't really want to commit to posting this every day, but if you're willing to do it, then I'm totally fine with catching us up to this point.








This brings us up to the 16th. I'll post more later. Mostly exposition so far, but hopefully it'll heat up once the secret agenting starts. :)

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Holbrook

So I guess Holbrook is just going all week with these wifi signal gnome things.


So in Holbrook Land, wifi signals consist of tangible gnome creatures that fly around your house, sometimes naked.


Uh, if you know anything about network administration you could really start loving with anyone who jumps on your wifi.

More Holbrook

No poo poo. Who doesn't want to go from being bottom of the food chain to apex predator?


drat! My neglect of all standard laboratory rules regarding labeling and storage foils us again!


Hasn't he turned into a prairie vole and all manner of animals before? This should all be second nature.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Who the hell drinks out of random glasses in a room they haven't been in for a while?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Green Intern posted:

Who the hell drinks out of random glasses in a room they haven't been in for a while?

If it were just some random unfortunate student that would be one thing, but anyone who works in a science magic laboratory where this exact situation has happened multiple times, and picks up a random unmarked cup that is sitting next to an identical unmarked cup in the science witch's dorm room and drains it anyway, clearly longs for death via barn-owl misadventure.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Sorry my child, your dad's a tiny rodent skeleton stuck to a glue trap. Guess I shouldn't have yelled at him so much when he revealed he was having a tough time dealing with the idea of being a father. He revealed this by literally turning into a baby btw. Don't worry, I made him change back by threatening to violate his anus with a thermometer. Then he turned himself into a mouse and died because he didn't care about you I guess. Anyway, we're on Mars now, so don't cry or you'll use up all the oxygen.

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 05:23 on May 30, 2015

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Sorry my child, your dad's a tiny rodent skeleton stuck to a glue trap. Guess I shouldn't have yelled at him so much when he revealed he was having a tough time dealing with the idea of being a father. He revealed this by literally turning into a baby btw. Don't worry, I made him change back by threatening to violate his anus with a thermometer. Then he turned himself into a mouse and died because he didn't care about you I guess. Anyway, we're on Mars now, so don't cry or you'll use up all the oxygen.
A+++ plot would read again.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Green Intern posted:

Who the hell drinks out of random glasses in a room they haven't been in for a while?

People in a fetish comic.

Six Chix



Zippy the Pinhead



Nancy



Arlo and Janis



Andertoons



Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Flagrant Abuse posted:

Can we get someone to go check on Boyce and make sure he's taking his meds?

Once a month there's a joke that makes sense and is funny (well, comparatively) and once a month there is complete stroketastic nonsense like this. It's uncanny how clockwork it is.

Coach Sport
Jul 3, 2003
And we care about this shitty poster...why?
You know, its kind of hosed up the Phantom has this whole jungle tribe of people he deceives into thinking he's a walking immortal and serving him.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

But the Phantom does serve them eternally so they aren't so far off in thinking he is immortal.

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Coach Sport
Jul 3, 2003
And we care about this shitty poster...why?
Does the Phantom actually help out the Bandar? I'm not familiar with the comics but from this thread it seems like he mostly pisses off international terrorists and crime syndicates and then hides out with them. Doesn't exactly seem like a fair way to treat an apparently isolationist tribe.

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