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Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe

Man, his nose has really taken a beating over the years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFepXwaSwjE

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Contracted hepatitis watching this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3xOeU3572w

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

rovert posted:

Contracted hepatitis watching this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3xOeU3572w

Jesus gently caress.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


rovert posted:

Contracted hepatitis watching this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3xOeU3572w

Good....good.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



rovert posted:

Contracted hepatitis watching this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3xOeU3572w

Seeing poo poo like that always makes me wonder how in the hell there are so few deathmatch-related deaths in wrestling. I mean sure, a lot of those guys probably end up spending the rest of their life in a wheelchair or suffering from some disease, but still, that's stuff's just sick and stupid as gently caress.

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPlwwmUzJUs

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

rovert posted:

Contracted hepatitis watching this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3xOeU3572w

Christ.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

this is hilarious and I hope they keep doing it

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

rovert posted:

Contracted hepatitis watching this:
Saraya almost loses her leg due to getting it sliced open by a soda can in a fight through the fans, these guys are putting scissors through each others tongues and they're all still okay what the christ

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.

rovert posted:

Contracted hepatitis watching this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3xOeU3572w

I typically like deathmatches but this is even much for me... Though I am compelled to see the documentary part of things.

Flameingblack posted:

Saraya almost loses her leg due to getting it sliced open by a soda can in a fight through the fans, these guys are putting scissors through each others tongues and they're all still okay what the christ

It's a good bar trick if you use to have a tongue piercing.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

I got to the part with the dude's hand almost totally flayed and had to turn it off. I'm usually not squeamish but most of that poo poo was worse than the Blood's leg incident for me.

Deathmatches are amazing if done right (See: Kudo vs Toyoda and some of BJW's poo poo) but none of that is done right.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


The worst part of the deathmatch video is hearing the dude talk about feeling like Hulk Hogan and they show the silent crowd of 12 people. Those guys are hosed in the head and somehow make CZW look more legit.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2kmual-EK0

John Cena's dominating anger. He beat swagger like a bitch. Last moment he put up the steel step but can't do that for Kane

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiWYEf4wAeM

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Top 10 Most Evil Wrestlers ever. It's not what you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTOCsQSbdIg

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DM Punk posted:

Top 10 Most Evil Wrestlers ever. It's not what you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTOCsQSbdIg

Actually it is.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

Actually it is.

I meant its not Top 10 evil gimmicks.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

the picture gave that one away mate

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't like it.

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

DM Punk posted:

Top 10 Most Evil Wrestlers ever. It's not what you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTOCsQSbdIg

TAKA and Funaki not #1, invalid list :colbert:

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrg7w-ETjL0

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008




the player being injured on the first play because of the "take a running start dive at the football and another player to start the game" rule will never stop being the most hilarious omen of things to come.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008


I hope they also do an episode on the WWE restaurant in TImes Square and/or Pastamania!

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
Jim Neidhart is KKK wow drat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyXn24iAVYY

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

The Mountain Goats released the official video for "The Legend of Chavo Guerrero" and it's pretty great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9YvDfiAXT8

They released it along with this, which makes it even sweeter:

quote:

Here is a thing that happened in my life: I was sitting around the kitchen table with a guitar and my two-year-old son a year or so ago, and I found this riff I liked, and I wrote some words to go with it, but I couldn’t sing the verses over the riff because the words fell into these palm-mute pockets, so I demo’d the progression over a shaker effect which I used as a metronome/click track, and then I overdubbed a vocal and some decorative second guitar and sent it to Peter and Jon and Brandon. A while later we all met up at Overdub Lane and recorded it, and it came out really nice, so when it came time to releaseBeat the Champ everybody agreed that was the song to let everybody hear first. So we let “The Legend of Chavo Guerrero” out into the wild and within about a day something awesome happened: Chavo Guerrero, Sr., the subject of the song, heard it, and started retweeting people’s reactions to it.

The song is a true story: when I was ten and eleven years old, Chavo Guerrero was my hero. He was a good guy, and he beat down the bad guys and made them leave town. At the Olympic Auditorium, he held the Americas Title and stood for what was good and honorable in this world. It meant a lot to me that he (and his son, Chavo Junior) were enjoying the song, so I DM’d him to say thanks.

A day or so later we got up on the phone, which would itself have been unbelievable enough for my inner 10-year-old, but that was when I got the idea to ask him if he wanted to be in the video.

I consider myself pretty decent with words but I don’t think I can find the right ones to say what a profound experience it was to hear Chavo say “any time, brother” over the phone from his home in Arizona, and to meet up with him in L.A. and get stories from him about his dad Gory and about the old days at the Olympic, and to finally shoot this video, in which he rescues me from a certain beatdown even though my character’s playing the heel. I don’t wanna stand between you-all and and Scott Jacobson’s awesome video much longer, but before you go check it out, please join me in raising a glass to Chavo Guerrero: champion not only in name but in his word and deed, and now a friend. The video features Chavo and me and Rob Corddry and Jon Wurster and Peter Hughes, and Ray Rosas and Ryan Nemeth and Ted Travelstead and Sarah Walker too, and was the most fun thing to make, as you’ll see. N

Not telling you all that I had actually met and worked with Chavo Guerrero has been total torture for the past month-plus, standing on stage thinking “you guys you guys, I actually made a video of this, Chavo is in it,” so please: enjoy!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Because we needed more proof that the Rock is too good for this world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-B7UJtvlLM

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

e: wrong thread

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
The picture thread brought up the sad state of Bobby Heenan now, but that also made me remember just how much Bobby Heenan forever shaped my sense of humor.

To start, we'll show off Bobby doing what he did best: making fun of the Hart Family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyZvAPOCEYY

Bobby Heenan: Broadcast Journalist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m99Fn9PQ8kE

Bobby was always able to appreciate a good joke, and was fortunate enough to be there for the funniest thing tony schiavone ever said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afNOqwJrT8s

and finally, bobby has problems making a call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fmaI5xG8HY

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
Kamala in Meixco wrestling in a trios match in 1991. If you like fun trios matches then this is the match for you. Kamala bouncing around the ring in a boxer's stance is the best. Atlantis/Rayo de Jalisco Jr./El Dandy vs. Satanico/Emilio Charles Jr./Kamala

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_EWKIw1pU

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



goc posted:

Kamala in Meixco wrestling in a trios match in 1991. If you like fun trios matches then this is the match for you. Kamala bouncing around the ring in a boxer's stance is the best. Atlantis/Rayo de Jalisco Jr./El Dandy vs. Satanico/Emilio Charles Jr./Kamala

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_EWKIw1pU

With bonus Norman Smiley promo at the start!

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

Phenix Rising posted:

The Mountain Goats released the official video for "The Legend of Chavo Guerrero" and it's pretty great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9YvDfiAXT8

They released it along with this, which makes it even sweeter:

I really enjoyed John Darnielle as a dime store CM Punk.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


It looks like Jakob Hammermeier has a new weekly segment called Thursdays on the Throne which is just him sitting on a throne, succumbing to madness.

The last bit got me good.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Gavok posted:

It looks like Jakob Hammermeier has a new weekly segment called Thursdays on the Throne which is just him sitting on a throne, succumbing to madness.

The last bit got me good.

My current theory is that holding the broken-and-reforged Eye of Tyr takes its toll on the mind. Only reason it didn't do anything to Delirious is because he's already crazy.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLDtPc-2Vb8

FAT FRANCHISE

Demp
Nov 5, 2003

GLORIOUS
I took this at the Jackson house show on Friday night. The New Day have some really amazing voices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRtNT3EBQQU

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Luigi Thirty posted:

this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLDtPc-2Vb8

FAT FRANCHISE

That show was the biggest :psyduck:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Luigi Thirty posted:

this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLDtPc-2Vb8

FAT FRANCHISE

he looks like michael hayes

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
CM Punk cutting his first post-WWE wrestling promo. And it involves Billy Cosby and butt loving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-9QaSoPj7g

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

that wasn't a good promo, im glad he was fired

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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

i liked it, i'm glad he quit

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