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FrozenVent posted:the gently caress is Pegasus? something that apparently should have a button to make it shut the gently caress up
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# ? May 30, 2015 17:12 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 17:09 |
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Pegasus is a new Intel Atom server in Chibi. Its main purpose at the moment is to house a PCI card for interfacing with the payphones in the space and Asterisk.
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# ? May 30, 2015 19:21 |
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Jonny 290 posted:Pegasus is a new Intel Atom server in Chibi. Its main purpose at the moment is to house a PCI card for interfacing with the payphones in the space and Asterisk. I get that you're trying to help but you made it worst
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# ? May 30, 2015 19:53 |
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im trying to figure out why people find it necessary to shut down the pbx to avoid noise or w/e. jesus
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# ? May 30, 2015 20:24 |
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IIRC the 'doorbell' rings the phones in the space
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# ? May 30, 2015 20:43 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:IIRC the 'doorbell' rings the phones in the space this is actually hilarious mostly because I don't have to hear it
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# ? May 31, 2015 00:08 |
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naturally they named the central control computer Chibi, since you want a tiny weird anime blob running everything
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# ? May 31, 2015 04:21 |
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:naturally they named the central control computer Chibi, since you want a tiny weird anime blob running everything honestly surprised they didn't call it HAL
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# ? May 31, 2015 07:48 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:honestly surprised they didn't call it HAL just what do you think you're making GBS threads on , dave
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# ? May 31, 2015 08:27 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:just what do you think you're making GBS threads on , dave i'm sorry dave, i'm afraid i can't poo that
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# ? May 31, 2015 08:40 |
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*do-ocratically shuts down life support*
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# ? May 31, 2015 08:44 |
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:naturally they named the central control computer Chibi, since you want a tiny weird anime blob running everything actually i think it's just mounted in a quarter rack someone doocratically salvaged
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:06 |
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SoupyTwist posted:guys, there's an technical issue but I don't want to solve it using technology or talking to people lol issues that might trigger emotions when being solved are best ignored and avoided beep boop
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# ? May 31, 2015 18:24 |
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open the elevator access door. open the access door!!
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# ? May 31, 2015 20:51 |
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I think the best solution would be when the door bells rings, to answer the door.
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# ? May 31, 2015 20:58 |
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A Yolo Wizard posted:I think the best solution would be when the door bells rings, maybe hack the door so that pushing the doorbell button actually opens the door
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# ? May 31, 2015 21:02 |
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A Yolo Wizard posted:I think the best solution would be when the door bells rings, to be fair to noisebridge for a moment (ugh) from the pictures i've seen, the door seems to open to an atrium with an elevator, which you have to take to get into the main space, so physically opening the door as opposed to the current answer-phone-buzz-in system would actually be difficult. that doesn't mean they had to hook the buzzer into their dumb computer for ~hacking~ purposes, however...
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# ? May 31, 2015 21:19 |
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it would be a little funny if the thing was disconnected because some assholes outside - maybe someone pissed that their bedbug infested sleeping bag was found and thrown out or w/e - figured out that if you just jam on the doorbell all the time outside the nerds inside get all pissed and the homeless guys sleeping there have to wake up and so on and when someone disconnects it bc they cant take it anymore all that leads to is an internal witchhunt for whoever was tampering with ~the system~ no one talks of course, everyone just assumes internal enemies it would be like, maximal effect and griefing for minimum effort and not even being fingered as the instigator
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 17:35 |
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:naturally they named the central control computer Chibi, since you want a tiny weird anime blob running everything maybe it's someone's fetish to poo poo on an anime you don't know
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 20:12 |
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quote:Subject: [Noisebridge-discuss] Biohacking is so much cooler than
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 06:18 |
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quote:In an effort to make Noisebridge more awesome, some of us have been trying to help solve the age old question of, "Is anyone at Noisebridge there to let me in?" or in other words, "Is Noisebridge alive?" SENTIENT DOOR quote:Is ASCII Portal ASCII cam rebranded? If so, many concerns have been raised at the last two weekly meetings. I suggest further discussion is needed before repointing a camera at the hackatorium HACKATORIUM quote:>> I am not the only concern holder. Are you able to attend the Tuesday meeting next week? CONCERN HOLDER quote:Considering I've heard four separate people tell me how much of a poo poo show the last two meetings have been because of how others have poorly raised and discussed their concerns over this project, I have zero interest in wasting my time or the community's time. However I am more than happy to (and have been implored by others to) give you and anyone else my direct full undivided attention individually in person in a form that isn't the mailing list nor the Tuesday meeting (and as it turns out, already successfully have). Even though this isn't a consensus item, dealing with problems outside of the Tuesday meeting is classically how we've done it. CLASSICALLY HOW quote:My girlfriend does not like me to hangout at noisebridge. I have to lie sometimes. ASCII B.S. quote:I'm curious why there is such a strong push for discussion about this instead of doocratically doing a thing about the camera. SUPER EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 06:19 |
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can we call the cdc or something
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 06:21 |
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beaten
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 06:21 |
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someone steals the underpressure apparatus from the lab and a hobo squatting in the elevator shaft next door contracts genetically-engineered syphilis after someone pisses on a petri dish
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 06:23 |
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quote:someone's doocratically created yet _another_ super secret special noisebridge clubhouse for that. ALL Y'ALL
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 06:24 |
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OSI bean dip posted:We're taking our lab up to biosafety level 2, which will make it viable
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 06:27 |
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human disease work the screenplay forms itself
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 06:38 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:ALL Y'ALL disambiguates from the singular
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 07:03 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:human disease work i just read a book, titled "Wastelands 2: More Stories of the Apocalypse" but none of those scenarios were as lovely as the one presenting itself here
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 07:47 |
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Someone poo poo on the apocalypse
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 08:11 |
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personally, i think it is good and cool that a group of guys with no lab experience who can't figure out how to wire a doorbell will soon be culturing samples from the sick squirrel from the tree out front to hack a disruptive cure for their friend the sick squirrel
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 08:57 |
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"does anyone know who left the vials labeled smallpox on the project shelf? someone called homeland security and they got in because the doorbell was stuck on. several members are very upset about this intrusion"
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 09:15 |
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someone biohacked the soldering irons
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 09:17 |
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"human disease work" just means they reclassified the piles of poop as "research samples" rather than cleaning them up
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 10:26 |
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eschaton posted:someone biohacked the soldering irons
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 10:39 |
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Sweevo posted:"human disease work" just means they reclassified the piles of poop as "research samples" rather than cleaning them up
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 13:25 |
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If you were at bsidessf there was a talk where sf leaked in (woman loudly accusing a speaker of aiding murderers because his talk was about setting up secure communications and networks during riots, etc). This is what I imagine every noise bridge meeting to be like.
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 14:23 |
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quote:[Noisebridge-discuss] FadeCandy server in da space
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 14:36 |
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quote:[Noisebridge-discuss] Fedora on the 3d printer quote:The 3d printer computer currently has:
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 14:42 |
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someone doocratically replaced fedora with ubuntu so i've doocratically replaced ubuntu with fedora (from the subject line i thought someone was 3d printing neckbeardwear)
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