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The White Dragon posted:they're taught that this feeling is called "sin" Idle hands are the tools of the devil.
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Jim bobs university
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Jim Boba Fett
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J.R. "Bob" Duggar
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I ran the numbers, and it turns out that 100% of insular religious organizations that shield their members from the outside world are actually elaborate ruses to rape children
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I can't help but beam when I think of my little Susie one day growing up to be some insidious dicked boy-man's miserable gently caress doll baby factory
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I wonder if they are on actual IRL welfare as well
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Whatev posted:I ran the numbers, and it turns out that 100% of insular religious organizations that shield their members from the outside world are actually elaborate ruses to rape children That includes FOOTBAAAAWWW
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 00:50 |
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Wait why isn't it missionary Roberts university
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 00:54 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 01:03 |
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Jimbob Diddlepants cucked by his own son. What a world we live in.
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 01:08 |
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Eonwe posted:I wonder if they are on actual IRL welfare as well The FLDS women were
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 01:08 |
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Eonwe posted:I wonder if they are on actual IRL welfare as well yeah, FLDS women are because only one of them is actually legally married to the guy, so all the extra wives are classified as unwed mothers with a shitload of kids
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 01:16 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 01:36 |
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Jimbert Bobames.
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 01:42 |
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i cant believe how easy it is to start a cult you just memorize the bible and focus an obscure passage disproportionally outside its actual relevance and make huge logical leaps in a loud certain voice the key is to be really extreme about your views basically the more certain you are the more followers you gather now keep in mind that the followers are a trickle but you are casting a wide enough net to catch as many people as you can then you start stratification in cults its important to stratify and filter you gotta filter out as many people as possible and cast another net finally after enough schisms you will have a core of true believers about 100 people this is your economic base to milk for money, rape, abuse, and treat as chattel congrats on your new cult grow it in size and try really hard to segment it and isolate it make sure you keep the women to yourself and the men are sent to paramilitary brainwashing camps keep it going and then move the whole cult to a small rural state and try to take over local politics you are soon on your way to success god bless
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 01:54 |
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join ur paramilitary cult http://www.alertacademy.com/iaa/
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 01:56 |
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Sid Meier's "Cults" coming to PC in 2016.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:Sid Meier's "Cults" coming to PC in 2016. what would tech tree look like?
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etalian posted:what would tech tree look like? It stops somewhere in the 1800s
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BCE
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Fight Sharia Law, Deport the Duggars.
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etalian posted:what would tech tree look like? logical doublespeak indoctrination tantalizing taboos love bombing shunning rural bondage child rape
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 02:55 |
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But really, what sort of future are they setting their children up for? The education they push only teaches things like proper victim behaviors, any sort of scientific progress made in the last 300 years is all lies and devilry, what sort of clothing on women is sinful, and that any critical thinking and opposition to the head of the family will cause you to go to hell. I don't see any development of life or job skills, encouragement to go into fields not related to spreading of their particular brand of ignorance, or generally anything of the sort that would make any of them employable or otherwise useful outside the compound. Even with the gutting of our education system, the Duggars and their ilk are more so disadvantaged since anything involving not being a professional politician, a brood mare, a used car salesman, or physical laborer is not even on the menu. Jim Bob is going to die, and gormless emotional cripple Josh is going to take over and what then? I highly doubt that the Duggar boys are going to start or be involved in any career that would pay a decent wage. Trying to take over Arkansas, Tennessee, and Colorado are nice and everything, but the real world has technical and professional obstacles that their educations will not prepare them for in the slightest.
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bonestructure posted:No doubt for similar underlying reasons. But what you're suggesting sounds dangerously like socialism, and if there's anything the old conservatives left over from the Red Scare of the cold war have taught me, it's that socialism is communism and communism is evil Lord of Pie posted:Boba Jim is gonna have to go full fundie Mormon if he wants to have enough kids to vote him into public office. Well, when you live in an area where is a thing, yeah, Jim X names will be rife SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jun 1, 2015 |
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Bobe
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 03:12 |
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SocketWrench posted:
Too bad the Duggars couldn't live in the even deeper south and adopt some of their more charming linguistic naming affectations. Josh could have been T Jim Bob Duggar.
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TNG posted:But really, what sort of future are they setting their children up for? The education they push only teaches things like proper victim behaviors, any sort of scientific progress made in the last 300 years is all lies and devilry, what sort of clothing on women is sinful, and that any critical thinking and opposition to the head of the family will cause you to go to hell. I don't see any development of life or job skills, encouragement to go into fields not related to spreading of their particular brand of ignorance, or generally anything of the sort that would make any of them employable or otherwise useful outside the compound. I think part of that is that many of these fuckwits that are deeply religious in the christian faith believe that the world will end in their lifetime. Thus there's no real reason to worry about a future, especially one built on facts from a godless reality. I honestly believe that they figure the whole family can just continue growing and living off the same poo poo they have because thanks to a world where people are obsessed over poo poo storms like the Duggars, they'll always have support to encourage them rather than have reality come knocking and show them that raising an army of retarded, socially inept, inbred, unprepared for life kids is simply impossible to sustain.
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funny or die is in for blood too... http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/82a2f2d61f/the-duggars-respond
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 03:32 |
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They're gonna feel really awkward when the rapture comes around and it turns out the mark of the beast is not having eyebrows and using three cans of Aqua Net a day.
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 03:46 |
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quote:Pauline But I thought the Duggars weren't accepting of transgender people? Boo This Man posted:Idle hands are the tools of the devil. That's why I'm always furiously masturbating with both.
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 03:56 |
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What is Aqua net? edit nvm I can just google it
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 03:59 |
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The wonder spray that can make real living human hair look like legoman hair.
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TNG posted:But really, what sort of future are they setting their children up for? The education they push only teaches things like proper victim behaviors, any sort of scientific progress made in the last 300 years is all lies and devilry, what sort of clothing on women is sinful, and that any critical thinking and opposition to the head of the family will cause you to go to hell. I don't see any development of life or job skills, encouragement to go into fields not related to spreading of their particular brand of ignorance, or generally anything of the sort that would make any of them employable or otherwise useful outside the compound. when a family is as wealthy and well connected as the Duggars, it's pretty loving tough for the kids to not end up in pretty cushy spots. even if the lot of them are functionally retarded thanks to their upbringing
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 04:27 |
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Like you really think Huckabee and the other pieces of trash defending this brood aren't gonna know industry fellas who could use a hardworking Christian man who is woefully underqualified but shucks it ain't about fancy education it's about character
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# ? Jun 1, 2015 04:34 |
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It'll be like how the entire government of Saudi Arabia is staffed by people that are like 4th cousin or less to the king because all the powerful men had 6 wives and 50 children each for centuries. They have enough family members that they don't have to hire anything else.
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WATCH OUT JIM BOB
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Whatev posted:Like you really think Huckabee and the other pieces of trash defending this brood aren't gonna know industry fellas who could use a hardworking Christian man who is woefully underqualified but shucks it ain't about fancy education it's about character aw shucks mister huchabee i dont mind working 12 hours a day of honest labor for some honest pay i reckon now i am gonna go home and make love to muh sweet underage daughter god bless
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Jack2142 posted:funny or die is in for blood too... i really hope that woman's eyes don't look like that all the rest of the time cuz drat
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Amarcarts posted:What is Aqua net? If you were around in the 1980s, it's what the decade smelled like: flammable chlorofluorocarbons.
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