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admataY
Oct 16, 2008
guys..
here is a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

you might like


edit: Its a short kickstarter project that actually came to fruition in a non embarrassing manner. Just fun silliness, and short enough to not run itself to the ground .

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TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

admataY posted:

guys..
here is a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

you might like

So much yes.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008



Help, I can't stop laughing at "Now he may say that you can fly; you might fly right out a window!"

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

admataY posted:

guys..
here is a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

you might like


edit: Its a short kickstarter project that actually came to fruition in a non embarrassing manner. Just fun silliness, and short enough to not run itself to the ground .

This has nothing to do with this thread but it doesn't matter since it's so good. (it was also on national television here which is pretty hilarious)

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Do not even ask posted:

Help, I can't stop laughing at "Now he may say that you can fly; you might fly right out a window!"

I saw the Multiplication Rap video on the wheel and cringed. I watched it in elementary school during a math class and even back then, as a literal ignorant child I thought it was painfully awkward and terrible.

Even with that lovely sing song tape and two hours of grannies shifting about on stage, they still dodged a loving bullet there.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Mike loses more and more of his humanity every time they do a wheel of the worst. He's barely there any more, just drunkenly mocking Leonard Nimoy's death from off camera.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Jack Gladney posted:

Mike loses more and more of his humanity every time they do a wheel of the worst. He's barely there any more, just drunkenly mocking Leonard Nimoy's death from off camera.

Thats a moment I wish they cheated again, just so they can watch the Y2K video.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Wheat Loaf posted:

I don't normally watch Sage but I'll have to give this one a look - the entire Robotech thing fascinates me, taking three different series and stitching them together with this unifying mythology and shared story. His vision for Robotech was apparently that it would a 365-episode mega-epic, where the ending would lead back into the start - a kind of ouroboros thing, I suppose.

Well it kinda does. The next-episode preview for the last episode is for the very first one :v:.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
That Jay Bauman has one sharp haircut

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

nine-gear crow posted:

I saw the Multiplication Rap video on the wheel and cringed. I watched it in elementary school during a math class and even back then, as a literal ignorant child I thought it was painfully awkward and terrible.

Even with that lovely sing song tape and two hours of grannies shifting about on stage, they still dodged a loving bullet there.

I've owned one Wheel of the Worst video in my life: Video Catnip. Relatives had it, and gave it to me for my cat (I was like 8 at the time, so I didn't know any better).

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



BigRed0427 posted:

Thats a moment I wish they cheated again, just so they can watch the Y2K video.
At least they will get to it eventually. I don't think there's much that feels more dated now than a Y2K video.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Calaveron posted:

That Jay Bauman has one sharp haircut

He's come such a long way from the shaved headed balded weirdo look he had when half in the bag first started.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Ahhh, Bits. Loved Bits, and 4Later in general. Vids, TV Offal, Exploitica, random B-Movies. Staying up all night to be rewarded with the Magic Roundabout and Ivor at 6am.

Aleks still appears on Radio 4 regularly and has won awards. If I ever have the chance to abuse the use of a time machine, one of my stops will be to tell my younger self the type of 'specialist' films Emily Booth has appeared in :wiggle:

Thumb Bandits: I remember HATING it. Iain Lee was a man who, at the time, I maintained had one skill: To read knob gags from an autocue. Perfect for the 11 O'Clock Show, not perfect for much else at the time, especially if it was daytime and no swearing allowed.

Miss Wallace
Feb 24, 2013

The nights will never be the same. ARARARAR!
Movie Nights: WolfCop!
http://phelous.com/2015/05/30/obscurus-lupa/movienights/movie-nights-wolfcop/

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Netflix kept telling me that I wanted to watch WolfCop, and I kept ignoring it for weeks. It's truly everything you could ever want in a movie called WolfCop. Personally I liked the beginning and end, but felt the short period between lycanthropy awareness and WolfCop kind of dragged.

Also it's got one of the greatest themes ever for a B movie protagonist. The WolfCop

Miss Wallace
Feb 24, 2013

The nights will never be the same. ARARARAR!
I loved the theme. And I mentioned it in the review but I agree that it's slow-going until the WolfCop portion.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
To me it felt like just as I was getting bored of the beginning portion, bam werewolfed. However given the title and the cover, immediately after the initial werewolfing I just didn't care and wanted to get to the WolfCop.

It's a catch 22 really. You've got to put that cover out to get sales, and what else are you going to call it? At the same time though, everyone's watching for some WolfCop, so the entire time you're setting it up they're looking at their watch and thinking about how they came for WolfCop, not DrunkCop.

Also I'm going to have to try and get me one of these posters.

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

A hero must cook
I just checked CA and did the NC really review Kickassia? Like, really really?

emeriin
Feb 1, 2015
He did it ages ago for a post-TBF DVD, and they're just so happening to release them on the site now. They're pretty half-assed and lovely reviews, I believe Phelous mocked them in his last April Fool's day video.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Well, the latest SFDebris review is...different.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

There's a new Errant Signal looking at Only If. Trying to post a link but for some reason my laptop wont let me copy and past the address. :mad:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Moviebob's back doing Game Overthinker on Screw Attack and...you know what, it's actually pretty good. Mostly because Screw Attack has a handle on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udarBlE07N4

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Yeah, that was actually a pretty good video. I mean, it didn't tell me anything I didn't already know but this is miles ahead of his previous stuff.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Yeah it's all stuff I know already, long before other people told me. The world isn't a dichotomy and identifying by what you consume isn't healthy. I kind of got that through a sense of second hand shame then other people did that way too often.

lornekates
Oct 3, 2014

Web Developer for phelous.com dot com.
Just saw this posted on Twitter:



1) Someone has to be a real rear end in a top hat to hack Brad. Oh wait, 4chan. There's my answer.
2) Since Brad is probably monitoring pain killers and not Twitter, if this is legit, and anyone here has his phone number, maybe pass it on?

Mad Lupine
Feb 18, 2011

all the things you said
running through my head

Benny the Snake posted:

Moviebob's back doing Game Overthinker on Screw Attack and...you know what, it's actually pretty good. Mostly because Screw Attack has a handle on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udarBlE07N4

I'm surprised how watchable that was. Getting out of the ill fitting ninja costume helped.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

lornekates posted:

Just saw this posted on Twitter:



BTW Brad's posting about it on Twitter now and he seems to have things taken care of.

lornekates
Oct 3, 2014

Web Developer for phelous.com dot com.

dijon du jour posted:

BTW Brad's posting about it on Twitter now and he seems to have things taken care of.

How do we know that isn't a cunning false flag? A false false flag-- so-- umm-- a flag?

poparena
Oct 31, 2012

My newest Animorphs video is up, it's the one where Cassie gets lost in Australia and meets noble savage aboriginals, which would be lovely enough in a period piece, but this book takes place in effin' 1999.

Asuron
Nov 27, 2012

poparena posted:

My newest Animorphs video is up, it's the one where Cassie gets lost in Australia and meets noble savage aboriginals, which would be lovely enough in a period piece, but this book takes place in effin' 1999.

That book was one of the best how dare you.

That series really went off the rails for a while there didn't it? Cassie in particular just suffered so badly under the ghost writers.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude

poparena posted:

My newest Animorphs video is up, it's the one where Cassie gets lost in Australia and meets noble savage aboriginals, which would be lovely enough in a period piece, but this book takes place in effin' 1999.

You know, poparena, I think all your reviews are really great and really enjoy them, but I suspect a big part that won me over was our shared hatred of Cassie. Or least the way she is written sometimes.

I loved the series growing up, but I think they stopped translating them in the 40s or so and one of the very first thing I did on the Internet was looking up fansites to see how it ended. Stuff like the Elfangor or Hork-Bajir Chronicles completely blew my mind.

Asuron
Nov 27, 2012
The worst part is how well she was written during the David Trology, where you can see her beginning to really manipulate people and making arguably way more horrible choices by trying to avoid killing someone. It also really tied into well with Rachels growing resentment towards her and it's all just kinda thrown away until the book where she suggests recruiting more Animorphs by using humans who Yeerks wouldn't want. Even that's thrown away at the end though when everything she did was validated and she "had a feeling" that's how everything was gonna play out.


e X posted:

You know, poparena, I think all your reviews are really great and really enjoy them, but I suspect a big part that won me over was our shared hatred of Cassie. Or least the way she is written sometimes.

I loved the series growing up, but I think they stopped translating them in the 40s or so and one of the very first thing I did on the Internet was looking up fansites to see how it ended. Stuff like the Elfangor or Hork-Bajir Chronicles completely blew my mind.

The one offs were so varied in quality with some just being completely awful, but the Hork-Bajir chronicles is probably the best of the lot. Though I have an issue with how clever Visser Three was back then and how slowly over the series he just regressed into a dumb leader who didn't think anything out at all.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude
She really isn't alone in this. Cassie is really just one in a very long line of pacifist characters in (america ) children's entertainment who are terribly written. They are either portrayed as naive and wrong or are proven right by incredible contrived circumstances or Deus Ex Machina. I guess because most works are action oriented and kind of oversimplified. Pacifism actually runs counter to that, especially the modern trend of mookification of enemies.

But neither of these things really apply to Animorphs, since the series is actually pretty great in giving the entire war a deeper context. Over the course of the series, the Yeerks, Andalities and hell, even the Taxxons are all given proper motivations and explanations for their behavior and their actions are generally always portrayed through the point of view of specific characters, which each characters giving a different perspective. That is a lot for a children's book series. Especially the way the children change throughout it, mostly Marco, but also Rachel and Jake. Ax, too, kinda, but he is out of focus a lot.

And yet, they really dropped the ball with Cassie. And the thing is, the older I get, the more I realize that, if written right, her way of doing things would have actually worked pretty well, in a different situation. She was very much the right person in the wrong place.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I was only vaguely aware of Animorphs. When I was part of the target audience, I was mad keen on Star Wars (it was bigger than Pokémon for me) and got big into the Jedi Apprentice series, which was aimed at the same age group (and Goosebmps to a lesser extent), so I never really tried Animorphs.

Jay O
Oct 9, 2012

being a zombie's not so bad
once you get used to it

Asuron posted:

That book was one of the best how dare you.

That series really went off the rails for a while there didn't it? Cassie in particular just suffered so badly under the ghost writers.

Whenever anyone talks about the "worst Animorphs books," it's always always ALWAYS either Atlantis or Australia.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea Australia and Atlantis are always some of the top of the 'bad Animorphs books' list.

I totally forgot how batcrap crazy they got. Like I forgot the 'alien war' turned into an actual Alien War with all sorts of insane nonsense happening.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Yeah I got too old for those books when they really got dark near the end of the series.

Asuron
Nov 27, 2012

Jay O posted:

Whenever anyone talks about the "worst Animorphs books," it's always always ALWAYS either Atlantis or Australia.

Don't even remind me about the Atlantis one yeesh.

Although I'll say the one where Rachel turns into a starfish and is split into two people, along with the one where the buffalo and ant gain the morphing power are just as bad.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea Australia and Atlantis are always some of the top of the 'bad Animorphs books' list.

I totally forgot how batcrap crazy they got. Like I forgot the 'alien war' turned into an actual Alien War with all sorts of insane nonsense happening.

It was always pretty dark, but at the end it was just flatout depressing. The death of all the auxiliary Animorphs, Jakes depression, the group blowing up a Yeerk pool with thousands of people in it.The only bright spot at the end was the book where Marco, Tobias and Ax go on a group mission and roll a tank over Chapmans house.

Asuron fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Jun 2, 2015

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Internet Critic Discussion Thread 3.0: 90s Scholastic Book Chat

On another note, are there any really good contemporary book reviewers out there?

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SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The only things I remember about Animorths was that I read them a lot when I was a kid, they were surprisingly violent at times, I really enjoyed stories where that god guy shows up and fucks with the group, and I never finished the series as my local library didn't have anything past I think book 30? A number of books higher than twenty at least, cause I read at least twenty of them.

Anyways, Lindsay has a new Loose Cannon, this time on Death. Naturally, in covering such a broad topic, she will leave out your particular favourite variation. Like she only mentions one anime, and I honestly never knew Black Butler had anything to do with grim reaping so it's a hellva weird choice when Death Note is, like, right there. So really it's less "Death" and more "incarnations of Death that are directly inspired by or hold to the same general ideal as 1957's The Seventh Seal"

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