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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Can you imagine how good of a handjob you'd get from an Olympic tug of war competitor? Olympian handjob gold would go to a curling sweeper.
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Fumble posted:Olympian handjob gold would go to a curling sweeper. That or the high bar.
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we don't have to speculate; we should just ask. every olympic village ever is a non-stop orgy. there are probably real findings on handjob quality across sporting disciplines, just waiting to be gleaned from the personal experiences of athletes
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Jun 1, 2015 08:39
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Note to self: never sleep with a tug-of-war champion.
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Fumble posted:Olympian handjob gold would go to a curling sweeper. maybe if you like it hard and rough, but you want that, just go to town yourself now, floor routine ball gymnasts, those people would be where it's at
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Jun 1, 2015 15:11
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I'm pretty sure that pole vaulters give the best hand jobs because it's all about that release.
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Jun 1, 2015 15:25
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Cellists or violinists
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Wait a moment, weren't we discussing ill-prepared mountaineering at one point? How did we get here? 
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Default Settings posted:Wait a moment, weren't we discussing ill-prepared mountaineering at one point? How did we get here? When the mountain closes this thread gets "interesting"
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This is more generally the extreme sports thread, and things don't get more extreme than a callousy handy.
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If you're looking for an Olympian with a supple wrist and exquisite timing, you can't go wrong with a fencer.
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As a member of the girl persuasion, I have to say I think musicians would give a better fingerbang than athletes. One word: vibrato.
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JFairfax posted:Cellists or violinists Nobody likes violists.
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death .cab for qt posted:maybe if you like it hard and rough, but you want that, just go to town yourself 
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Cruel and Unusual posted:Nobody likes violists. Can confirm.
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Jun 2, 2015 00:40
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Never met an ugly Cellist
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every cellist i've ever met has been an asian lady in her twenties
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My dad's planning on going up Ben Nevis this weekend with a few friends. He's been training around the Lake District since January so I think he'll be okay, and he's already saying that he's not going to risk the top if the weather's too rough. There's a guy missing and presumed dead up there right now, apparently. They can't find him.
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It's snowing pretty bad there at the moment. In June.
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Something like six foot at the top.
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Blacknose posted:It's snowing pretty bad there at the moment. In June. I'm almost certain that Britain has been plunged into eternal winter
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Pyrotoad posted:My dad's planning on going up Ben Nevis this weekend with a few friends. He's been training around the Lake District since January so I think he'll be okay, and he's already saying that he's not going to risk the top if the weather's too rough. He better take some oxygen with him. The air is pretty thin at 4400ft.
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Ben Nevis must be a contender for the highest death toll mountain at the lowest altitude.
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Pyrotoad posted:My dad's planning on going up Ben Nevis this weekend with a few friends. He's been training around the Lake District since January so I think he'll be okay, and he's already saying that he's not going to risk the top if the weather's too rough. I have a mate whose grandfather died on Ben Nevis. He was, I think, around 60. He was climbing with family and stopped saying he needed a quick rest and would catch up. As it transpired, he sat down on a rock to smoke a fag then keeled over from a heart attack. There are worse ways to die, is what I'm saying. But death is certain for your dad, sorry.
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GTO posted:Ben Nevis must be a contender for the highest death toll mountain at the lowest altitude. quote:Two precise compass bearings taken in succession are necessary to navigate from the summit cairn to the west flank, from where a descent can be made on the Pony Track in relative safety If English day-hikers are as stupid as Nevadan day-hikers, then they're all loving dead. People get lost on clearly marked trails with clear loving sightlines to easily identifiable landmarks all the time.
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Meatwave posted:They need to bring back tug of war as an Olympic sport. Imagine how awesome it would be under modern steroids.  This needs to be an olympic sport
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Trailer for Everest is up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZQVpPiOji0
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Mr. Funny Pants posted:Trailer for Everest is up. Clearly hollywooding the gently caress out of it, but it should be good popcorn. Nice touch with the donation thing at the end there.
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SaNChEzZ posted:
think about the hand jobs those guys could give
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DumbparameciuM posted:Clearly hollywooding the gently caress out of it, but it should be good popcorn. I was going to ask if my memory of the book and other material I've seen was wrong, because it looked a lot more adventurous than I remember. Avalanche? Dude falling off a ladder over a crevasse?
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I remember from the book a guy gets snow blind and walks off a cliff. Did that have s clip where someone taps the top of a rock? Isn't the summit a flat surface?
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The New Zealand accents in this are surprisingly uncringeworthy. Not great, but at least they haven't gone for the 'deep south' NZ accent which makes Kiwis all sound like high country farmers. Plus I guess you could make the argument that someone like Rob Hall who spent his life around international travelers would have picked up some other inflections here and there.
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So are we officially at back to back years without summits? What if the thing that kills everest tourism is that it becomes seen as a bad investment?
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nsaP posted:So are we officially at back to back years without summits? What if the thing that kills everest tourism is that it becomes seen as a bad investment? I think if anything with fewer summits it'll seem more exclusive, and who doesn't wanna be the first african hispanic translesbian from france to climb mt everest since 2013?
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Mr. Funny Pants posted:Trailer for Everest is up. Wow, that storm looked like rear end. I'll still watch it though.
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Mr. Funny Pants posted:I was going to ask if my memory of the book and other material I've seen was wrong, because it looked a lot more adventurous than I remember. Avalanche? Dude falling off a ladder over a crevasse? Also minor stuff like the Halls having names their kid before the storm, and Beck looking like Brolin. It's gunna be cool to see Brolin all hosed up though. edit: They did a pretty impressive job with the costuming though, they matched poo poo to pictures pretty well. Those purple Zubaz pants Hall had, especially.
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Well, crap. http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/05/asia/malaysia-kinabalu-quake/index.html?sr=cnnifb Mountain gods not through yet.
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Mr. Funny Pants posted:Trailer for Everest is up. it's a shame i already know the ending for the 2 leads  if they hollywood-happy-ending the poo poo out of it i'm going to be so mad
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