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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

I strongly prefer this version.

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QuantumNinja
Mar 8, 2013

Trust me.
I pretend to be a ninja.
Dogbeer


The guy who is gonna rob your house tonight:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

drat, Saint's Row 4 DLC made it out to real life.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

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MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

QuantumNinja posted:

The guy who is gonna rob your house tonight:


Why does it have to be a brown dog? Literal dogwhistle racism right here. :rimshot:

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty

Looks like a normal H.R. Giger piece.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Just a movie prop.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Say Nothing posted:

Just a movie prop.



Why would you need to make a porn parody when the original show is pretty much porn already?

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Say Nothing posted:

Just a movie prop.



I love the elaborate costume job on the guys, and the sword-chair, juxtaposed with women dressed like they're headed for a night at the disco. That one women on the left looks like she just grabbed something off the shelf at Ross for Less.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Centripetal Horse posted:

I love the elaborate costume job on the guys, and the sword-chair, juxtaposed with women dressed like they're headed for a night at the disco. That one women on the left looks like she just grabbed something off the shelf at Ross for Less.
They won't be in those clothes for long.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Two disc set?? Do they have bonus scenes and director's commentary???? :psyduck:

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Is there an actual dwarf in that?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

monkeytennis posted:

Is there an actual dwarf in that?

There's no shortage of dwarves in the porn industry. I'm vaguely impressed that they only left it at one.

Edit: now I'm wondering if they have a scene featuring dragon-on-human porn, similar to the infamous porn tapes featuring dinosaurs or pterodactyls.

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Two disc set?? Do they have bonus scenes and director's commentary???? :psyduck:

There was a Pirates of the Caribbean parody that needed to be sold in Australia on 2 DVD's - They weren't allowed to have the fight scenes on the same disk as the porn as this would turn the viewer into a violent sex criminal.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

spleen merchant posted:

There was a Pirates of the Caribbean parody that needed to be sold in Australia on 2 DVD's - They weren't allowed to have the fight scenes on the same disk as the porn as this would turn the viewer into a violent sex criminal.

We're a nation that started as a penal colony, it doesn't take much to set off the violent thuggery that runs though our very genes.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Hasters posted:

Why would you need to make a porn parody when the original show is pretty much porn already?

Some people like their sex consensual.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

So this is what they mean when they say "hair of the dog"

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Say Nothing posted:

Just a movie prop.



This looked so bad I had to look it up. It was amazing.
Highlights include: (spoilered because seriously, its great, go watch it.)
A 2minute discussion on "how do you make a porn parody of GoT? I mean, come on."
The MILF of dragons, whose dragons are cats with wings strapped on in front of a green screen chasing a laser pointer.
John Snow the hipster.
A white naked zombie chick deepthroating her magic dildo staff.
Joffrey being comically evil.
Messages being pulled off a clearly plastic crow, which is then unceremoniously chucked on the ground
Captain Friend Zone bemoaning himself as "the most cockblocked character in all of fiction".
And last but certainly not least... Lethal Bukakke.


edit: I almost forgot. The puns, the puns, the puns!

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

monkeytennis posted:

Is there an actual dwarf in that?

The porn-Tyrion is just a guy kneeling on a pair of shoes to look like a dwarf. Sorry to break the immersion.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Some people like their sex consensual.

:drat:

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Rysithusiku posted:

This looked so bad I had to look it up. It was amazing.
The dragons are cats with wings strapped on in front of a green screen chasing a laser pointer.

That is brilliant.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

spookygonk posted:

The dragons are cats with wings strapped on in front of a green screen chasing a laser pointer.

That is brilliant.

Please tell me you have pics (or better yet, gifs) of that.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Dienes posted:

The porn-Tyrion is just a guy kneeling on a pair of shoes to look like a dwarf. Sorry to break the immersion.

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Gorilla Salad posted:

Please tell me you have pics (or better yet, gifs) of that.

Have a trailer. :nws: of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_mO-2-Olqw

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

See, now this one, they'd never gotten Renly off of.

hemorrhage
Aug 7, 2003

davidspackage posted:

See, now this one, they'd never gotten Renly off of.

Seems like he'd always be getting off on it to me.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

From the related videos: GRRM Reacts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4MgCcZVQsM

Disappointingly tame, he's basically amused because the porn parody refuses to include incest, so his work is dirtier than porn.

Dirtier being his choice of words, I'm not quite sure it's the one I'd choose...

Bwee
Jul 1, 2005

davidspackage posted:

See, now this one, they'd never gotten Renly off of.

Huh?

QuantumNinja
Mar 8, 2013

Trust me.
I pretend to be a ninja.


Dragons from the trailer

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

It's a reference to a quote from the show. The actual show, not the porno.

"If the throne was made of cocks, we'd have never gotten him off of it."

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Bwee
Jul 1, 2005

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

It's a reference to a quote from the show. The actual show, not the porno.

"If the throne was made of cocks, we'd have never gotten him off of it."

Haha, yeah, gay people do like penises.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

wow, that's hard to look at

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010

Cumslut1895 posted:

wow, that's hard to look at

Jeremy Clarkson is typically hard to look at, yes.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Mister Fantastic was a creep in his later years.

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