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Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006


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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I think I'd kill a man for that breadcheese.

Anyhoo, more pickled and canned hot dogs!





https://ljolso63.wordpress.com/2014/07/16/easy-pickled-hot-dogs/

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002

Atkins friendly

(would totally)

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
Too many losers in this thread posting "would" instead of "have."

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

Stop posting good things

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
That's a grilled cheese sandwich where the bread is Doritos crumbed battered kitkats with Kraft cheese in the middle.

That's not what I'd call "good"

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

That's a grilled cheese sandwich where the bread is Doritos crumbed battered kitkats with Kraft cheese in the middle.

That's not what I'd call "good"

gently caress you!

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Pomp posted:

gently caress you!

Don't get agitated, not with your cholesterol levels!

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

That's a grilled cheese sandwich where the bread is Doritos crumbed battered kitkats with Kraft cheese in the middle.

That's not what I'd call "good"

Yeah, I would call it fantastic

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Humboldt Squid posted:

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Would.

I'd hate myself afterwards, though.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Pomp posted:

gently caress you!

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

cobalt impurity posted:

This is just batter fried macaroni and cheese, isn't it? Have, and will again.

That appears to be mac and cheese baked inside a pretzel bread shell. If it were battered and fried the breading would probably be more puffy.

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

That's a grilled cheese sandwich where the bread is Doritos crumbed battered kitkats with Kraft cheese in the middle.

That's not what I'd call "good"

Screw you and your fried sandwich racism.

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

ErIog posted:

Too many losers in this thread posting "would" instead of "have."









HAVE.

One pound of bacon, filled with mozzarella, beer-battered, deep-fried.

*Not leeching, my site.*

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

PhotoKirk posted:









HAVE.

One pound of bacon, filled with mozzarella, beer-battered, deep-fried.

*Not leeching, my site.*

Peak opposite reached

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

PhotoKirk posted:



HAVE.

One pound of bacon, filled with mozzarella, beer-battered, deep-fried.

*Not leeching, my site.*

Shame to have wasted it with a lovely bun

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



waste of crescent rolls, for shame.

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

Poor marshmallow disappeared.. that's the best part.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
S'mores are actually pretty crap, it's sitting around a campfire that's the fun part.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Crow Jane posted:

S'mores are actually pretty crap, it's sitting around a campfire that's the fun part.

Definitely less than the sum of their parts.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



waste of crescent rolls, for shame.

This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. There's the element of trying to make rustic food into cuisine, but then there's also the laziness of not managing to capture even the basic elements of the original food that make it worth eating. The funny thing is that with more people using torches in the home to finish stuff off, making haute cuisine smores for dessert that way would actually be easier than what they've attempted to do here.

The entire loving point of a smore is to pry that sweet sweet maillard reaction out of what is otherwise a mostly tastless glob of sadness. The graham cracker and the chocolate are there to give it texture and a nice balance between hot/cold. It's loving great, and so loving easy.

This recipe manages to be harder, take longer, and be objectively worse. The key mistake was trying to pass them off as smores rather than Marshmallow Chocolate Puffs.

I am angry about desserts, and smores are loving great. Anybody who doesn't like a smore is probably a communist.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Crow Jane posted:

S'mores are actually pretty crap,

S'mores are delicious and fun to make because chocolate gets everywhere.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

ErIog posted:

This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. There's the element of trying to make rustic food into cuisine, but then there's also the laziness of not managing to capture even the basic elements of the original food that make it worth eating. The funny thing is that with more people using torches in the home to finish stuff off, making haute cuisine smores for dessert that way would actually be easier than what they've attempted to do here.

The entire loving point of a smore is to pry that sweet sweet maillard reaction out of what is otherwise a mostly tastless glob of sadness. The graham cracker and the chocolate are there to give it texture and a nice balance between hot/cold. It's loving great, and so loving easy.

This recipe manages to be harder, take longer, and be objectively worse. The key mistake was trying to pass them off as smores rather than Marshmallow Chocolate Puffs.

I am angry about desserts, and smores are loving great. Anybody who doesn't like a smore is probably a communist.

I actually had these once, when I was helping out as a volunteer at a school. They are just as awful as you imagine, and deserve to be here.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

ErIog posted:

The key mistake was trying to pass them off as smores.

I think this woman just plays fast and loose with the culinary language







Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

S'mores are delicious and fun to make because chocolate gets everywhere.

Also, the crispity, crunchity marshmallows. Or at least if you are doing it right.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

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Pour pre-packaged cake mix onto canned peaches
???
Pretend you cooked something


Disgusting.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Gridlocked posted:

Pour pre-packaged cake mix onto canned peaches
???
Pretend you cooked something


Disgusting.

I can kind of understand people being too lazy to make their own cake mix, but especially if you're showing the recipe off, why not just buy some peaches? It's not like they're some rare delicacy you can only find in specialty markets. Even if they did though, that still sounds like it'd the blandest "peach cobbler" ever made.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I think this woman just plays fast and loose with the culinary language









Midwest as gently caress in here.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
The gently caress is a yellow cake

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Oct 21, 2010



Possibly Chicken posted:

Southern as gently caress in here.

C'mon, man, even we wouldn't do poo poo like that.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Humphrey Vasel posted:

The gently caress is a yellow cake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake

alternatively, it's a word describing cake that is yellow, more commonly referred to as white cake. The opposite of chocolate cake.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Humphrey Vasel posted:

The gently caress is a yellow cake

The reason we went into Iraq. The world would be a better place if that boxed "yellow cake" was also a figment of Bush's imagination.

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

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Gridlocked posted:

Pour pre-packaged cake mix onto canned peaches
???
Pretend you cooked something


Disgusting.

This "recipe" is something even Sandra Lee would call lazy.

Or pour into a glass of rum and garnish with a whole peach. Idk.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I feel like these have been posted before but Sonic has to have the most hilariously lazy version of cheese fries/tots out there





they have shredded cheese available for other foods so i don't know what the gently caress

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

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Aesop Poprock posted:

I feel like these have been posted before but Sonic has to have the most hilariously lazy version of cheese fries/tots out there





they have shredded cheese available for other foods so i don't know what the gently caress

Do Kraft slices look this depressing on/in everything?
I feel like if you picked up a chip you'd take at least half the cheese with it like some neon orange congealed cape.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Murphy Brownback posted:

it's a word describing cake that is yellow, more commonly referred to as white cake. The opposite of chocolate cake.
What, just any pale-coloured cake? Or do you think there are only two varieties of cake, chocolate and not-chocolate?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Tiggum posted:

What, just any pale-coloured cake? Or do you think there are only two varieties of cake, chocolate and not-chocolate?

Those are typically the standard ones, yes. I am aware of the other varieties, but a very common question before birthdays etc is "white or chocolate"?

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

Do Kraft slices look this depressing on/in everything?
I feel like if you picked up a chip you'd take at least half the cheese with it like some neon orange congealed cape.

You tell me:

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