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Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Jagchosis posted:

jon pop is a frequently banned poster that is obsessed with his creepy rape fantasies and zerg fluid thinks that prostitution should be nationalized to provide sex to beta-males. i think he was permabanned for saying people should be able to gently caress underage girls or something

Haha what a world we live in. Well I am absolutely opposed to outlawing anything which then becomes popular in the black market if it is possible to provide a better alternative using legal means.

Whatever the product is, the black market will only provide an insane hellscape torture version of the thing that makes people happy. Like weed with seeds in it for example.


edit: it's not possible to provide children obviously, only volunteers. Porno volunteers seem to be ok when they are making a career out of it. There is something called "amateur porn" which is very sad to me and should be prevented by proper socialist economic means. The only people who should be in porn should be the ones who love the opportunity. Everyone else who tries should be allowed to build a road or other public funded project such as a road or dam

Cool Bear fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Jun 3, 2015

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Jagchosis posted:

he probably isn't that guy but whenever he'd come up in an e/n or elliot rodger thread zergfluid would chime in and say that he has a point


there is no dogbutton strong enough for this post

That guy is the best guy and by best I mean the worst

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Cool Bear posted:

I want to be clear, the person mentioned getting grabbed at a cosplay thing where the women literally wear porno outfits intended to get men horny boners and I honestly don't think a lot of those women are surprised when someone grabs their rear end. They make jokes about it but they know it's going to happen and hopefully someone with muscles is nearby (preferably a badass lesbian)

that is not an answer to the question you were asked

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

is it really that hard to grok why (other than "to titillate autistic nerdboys) women might think it was cool to dress up as Black Cat or Motoko?

there are way easier ways to get groped by guys if that's what you're Into. most of these ways do not entail spending hundreds of dollars or dedicating months to laborious stitching.

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

PupsOfWar posted:

is it really that hard to grok why (other than "to titillate autistic nerdboys) women might think it was cool to dress up as Black Cat or Motoko?

there are way easier ways to get groped by guys if that's what you're Into. most of these ways do not entail spending hundreds of dollars or dedicating months to laborious stitching.

what about cammy

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

PupsOfWar posted:

is it really that hard to grok why (other than "to titillate autistic nerdboys) women might think it was cool to dress up as Black Cat or Motoko?

there are way easier ways to get groped by guys if that's what you're Into. most of these ways do not entail spending hundreds of dollars or dedicating months to laborious stitching.

As someone with the tisms comma I am offended by the association with nerdboys

Alt joke autistic nerdboys is redundant

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Cool Bear posted:

what about cammy

WHAT ABOUT HER, COOL BEAR

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

PupsOfWar posted:

WHAT ABOUT HER, COOL BEAR

Don;t make me post the google image seach of that character. Don;t make me describe how turned on I personally am at the thought of going somewhere in a cammy outfit and being the center of attention for fat ladies and gays who I will never be in love with, but who I would love to get boners about me, don't make me do it

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
this took a turn

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

I would get my own secret boner about it. Also, I would never get raped, and that's where our disagreement lies that I am trying to illustrate

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


en av oss drikker.

hvem er det?

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Cool Bear posted:

Don;t make me post the google image seach of that character. Don;t make me describe how turned on I personally am at the thought of going somewhere in a cammy outfit and being the center of attention for fat ladies and gays who I will never be in love with, but who I would love to get boners about me, don't make me do it

i... i like you better when you're flailing about monetary policy

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

why do men cosplay, cool bear?

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

PupsOfWar posted:

why do men cosplay, cool bear?

All I can do is put myself in their shoes and I imagine that the reason is because their girlfriend does haha. Listen I'm not telling you I'm right, I'm telling you how I feel.

Someone should write a webcomic where a guy goes to a cosplay thing in a sexy outfit, and a bunch of ugly women and gays surround him trying to take advantage of him, and he uses advanced kung fu moves to fight all of them and he escapes and then he smugly says like "I don't understand why women are so worried all the time"

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Literally The Worst posted:

Is that some anime poo poo because uh

I have a hormone disorder that stunted my growth severely and makes me look much younger than I really am

I like to cosplay

I cosplayed at a convention

I cosplayed as Flandre Scarlet, the emotionally unstable basement-dwelling vampire Touhou who looks much younger than she really is, because I thought it would be funny



Some gross person felt me up when it was crowded and I wouldn't be able to spot them when I was there, even though I look significantly underage

I hope this has been informative

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Cool bear how would you describe the amount of crack you smoke a day

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Small Frozen Thing posted:

I have a hormone disorder that stunted my growth severely and makes me look much younger than I really am

I like to cosplay

I cosplayed at a convention

I cosplayed as Flandre Scarlet, the emotionally unstable basement-dwelling vampire Touhou who looks much younger than she really is, because I thought it would be funny



Some gross person felt me up when it was crowded and I wouldn't be able to spot them when I was there, even though I look significantly underage

I hope this has been informative

I was mostly just making a joke about nerds jacking off to anime I'm sorry that that happened to you

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

this took a turn

A turn for the sexy


Small Frozen Thing posted:

I have a hormone disorder that stunted my growth severely and makes me look much younger than I really am

I like to cosplay

I cosplayed at a convention

I cosplayed as Flandre Scarlet, the emotionally unstable basement-dwelling vampire Touhou who looks much younger than she really is, because I thought it would be funny



Some gross person felt me up when it was crowded and I wouldn't be able to spot them when I was there, even though I look significantly underage

I hope this has been informative

Nevermind :smith: sorry bout nerds

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


cool bear, bør du drikke vann i stedet for øl.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Two years working in a comic store taught me that if someone identifies as a nerd and doesn't feel some degree of shame over everyone else with their hobby they should be put to the guillotine

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Small Frozen Thing posted:

I hope this has been informative

Reported for not being a comedy website haha just kidding I didn't report you, but seriously, pedophile rapists exist more commonly at such a convention than in real life and death is inevitable, drone strikes kill children, earth is hell

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Literally The Worst posted:

Two years working in a comic store taught me that if someone identifies as a nerd and doesn't feel some degree of shame over everyone else with their hobby they should be put to the guillotine

shame is a sign of weakness

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I'm only sorry I couldn't see who did it, his rear end was in for an appointment with Lævateinn the Wounding Wand.

I actually had to leave it behind the third day of the con, someone noticed it was significantly less flimsy than they allow and reported me, lol

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

shame is a sign of weakness

Wait

poo poo

Ok one more thing I'm not allowed to feel goddammit

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

sudo rm -rf posted:

cool bear, bør du drikke vann i stedet for øl.

I have recently switched over to firefox because of strange lockups in chrome with gifs, i dont know just trying new things so therefore i dont know what you said

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Small Frozen Thing posted:

I'm only sorry I couldn't see who did it, his rear end was in for an appointment with Lævateinn the Wounding Wand.

I actually had to leave it behind the third day of the con, someone noticed it was significantly less flimsy than they allow and reported me, lol

What a fuckin busta

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

sudo rm -rf posted:

ok, i understand that as a speaker of english i have no right to complain about this, but ugh

sk makes multiple sounds.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sj-sound is superior

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Literally The Worst posted:

Ok one more thing I'm not allowed to feel goddammit

lol you 'feel things'

get a load of this nerd

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Literally The Worst posted:

Cool bear how would you describe the amount of crack you smoke a day

It's just weed and jerking off and probably a genetic predisposition to schizophrenia which similarly does something with dopamine. I want to see where this goes, you know?

edit: i never post drunk, that is against the rules.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

boxcarhobo posted:

lol you 'feel things'

get a load of this nerd

Jokes on you I've been an emotionless shell of a human being since I was fifteen

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Small Frozen Thing posted:

I have a hormone disorder that stunted my growth severely and makes me look much younger than I really am

I like to cosplay

I cosplayed at a convention

I cosplayed as Flandre Scarlet, the emotionally unstable basement-dwelling vampire Touhou who looks much younger than she really is, because I thought it would be funny



Some gross person felt me up when it was crowded and I wouldn't be able to spot them when I was there, even though I look significantly underage

I hope this has been informative
It has been depressingly informative, but thanks for being willing to share it.

You found a cool-looking picture of Flandre Scarlet, the one I found made your story even worse/creepier in my mind:


On that note:

Trabisnikof posted:

Quote of the Gay:

“Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.'”
-Mike Huckabee
Congratulations Huckabee, your quote gives me the same sense of alarm/fear/disgust that Small Frozen Thing's story did.

Please gently caress off and die at the first opportunity, and take the entire hosed-up Duggar family with you, thanks.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
MIGF just sent me a pm that basically amounted to SFT was asking for it can we please ban him

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Cool Bear posted:

It's just weed and jerking off and probably a genetic predisposition to schizophrenia which similarly does something with dopamine. I want to see where this goes, you know?

edit: i never post drunk, that is against the rules.

cool bear i have a genetic predisposition to schizophrenia and i'm pretty sure i'm not even in the same ball park as hosed up as you are

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Literally The Worst posted:

MIGF just sent me a pm that basically amounted to SFT was asking for it can we please ban him

Mind screencapping it?

ETA: And, I mean, sending that screencap as a PM or something, it doesn't have to be here.

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh



er du svensk?

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Literally The Worst posted:

What a fuckin busta

Tell me about it, "everything has to be made of foam" severely limits your costume's awesomeness


Nah but seriously thing was made of hard plastic and metal, I could have done some serious harm with it and they were totally in the right

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

in retrospect being Real Strong in middle/high school just encourages your ole pa to exploit your labor more

"Pups, my racist friend Dan got his confederate flag truck stuck in a ditch, can you push it out?"

"shore, pa!"

sudo rm -rf
Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
/america
$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


Literally The Worst posted:

MIGF just sent me a pm that basically amounted to SFT was asking for it can we please ban him

migf why would you do that

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Mind screencapping it?

Once I get home. Hard to screen cap on my phone. I can forward it to you though

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