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The matchmaking in ranked is rear end why do I keep trying to play it
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Locking down an entire team because they all keep superjumping to the one same spot one by one will never get old, especially when it lets you turnaround from 20 seconds left on their timer to a knockout 
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Jun 3, 2015 04:33
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Jun 3, 2015 04:39
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there's so much early 2000s stuff in splatoon. it weirded me out that anyone who even grew up loving 2000s stuff is like 20 or some poo poo
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Jun 3, 2015 04:48
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noirstronaut posted:there's so much early 2000s stuff in splatoon. it weirded me out that anyone who even grew up loving 2000s stuff is like 20 or some poo poo
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Jun 3, 2015 04:58
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IronicDongz posted:older friends of mine always get really weirded out when I mention Halo 3 being a childhood game for me while I'm old enough to drink that's crazy. i remember my friend justin stole the game from target and wanted me to pay him $30 for it, but i never did and he stole it back from me e: i was cool w/ it, i knew i should've paid him. we're cool friends today.
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Jun 3, 2015 05:03
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Damage up is good for one weapon type: Chargers. You can kill before fully charged with some strength up and it's really noticeable.
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Jun 3, 2015 05:08
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I think there must be some way to game the random abilities, because I just was in a match against a guy who had 4 defense ups on a single item of clothing, with one or two more on his other gear 
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Jun 3, 2015 05:14
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Icedude posted:I think there must be some way to game the random abilities, because I just was in a match against a guy who had 4 defense ups on a single item of clothing, with one or two more on his other gear My contacts have all defense ups and I did nothing to get them.
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Jun 3, 2015 05:15
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Holy poo poo. Haven't had this much fun with a console shooter since Timesplitters what the hell is Nintendo doing I can't believe how many knockouts they've delivered recently.
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Jun 3, 2015 05:16
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i might get nintendo's logo tattooed on my body but i don't know where yet
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Jun 3, 2015 05:18
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Spent the last 2 hours playing ranked mostly, got up to B and did pretty well. Really loving the custom blaster more and more. All I need is some better pieces of gear to go with it.IronicDongz posted:spyke&some lil squiddy monsters I'm glad I can hire a creepy urchin chav to mug other kids so I can get their stuff. I wonder if he talked the same way in the original Japanese. Icedude posted:I think there must be some way to game the random abilities, because I just was in a match against a guy who had 4 defense ups on a single item of clothing, with one or two more on his other gear Laugh at him because all those defense upgrades are basically worthless.
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Jun 3, 2015 05:19
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Doesn't he just find ripoffs? He's like the old dude in town who sells bootlegs movies. But why does Nintendo want us to know that he kills those clams next to him
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Jun 3, 2015 05:22
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noirstronaut posted:Doesn't he just find ripoffs? He's like the old dude in town who sells bootlegs movies. The snails have eyes like 1-Up mushrooms so he's not really any worse than Mario really...
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Jun 3, 2015 05:28
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Jun 3, 2015 05:33
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Count Bleck posted:
Love it. Come on, Nintendo, let people order my school uniform. I don't care!
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Jun 3, 2015 05:47
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Come on, Nintendo, let people order my school uniform. I don't care! They should patch it so that if you try to buy the amiibo outfits there's a cutscene of the police hauling Spyke off to jail.
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Jun 3, 2015 06:13
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Love it. Never, people had to wait 5 hr outside a store in the rain to get them for there grand kids or lovers. 
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Jun 3, 2015 06:26
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noirstronaut posted:But why does Nintendo want us to know that he kills those clams next to him This is the only thing I don't like about the game. I would buy $20 dlc to save the clams and put Spyke in squid jail.
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Jun 3, 2015 06:32
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Kilometers Davis posted:This is the only thing I don't like about the game. But who will I buy hoodies from!?
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Jun 3, 2015 06:34
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Marine life is cut-throat, and not forgiving. This aint' Finding Nemo over here.
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Jun 3, 2015 06:34
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On Saltspray Rig, the only way to the top is through the middle, so if you control the middle, you control the top. If you control the top and the middle, you can safely ignore the bottom and still win. Maybe if they have the bottom and all of the corridors they could win, but it's really tough. Therefore, control the freaking middle. In nearly every game where my team focuses on that, we win. Exceptions being when the other team makes a last second push and successfully takes a significant portion of the top. Then ignoring the bottom hurts since they only need a little push into your territory to tip it. Also I'm bad, don't listen to me.
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Jun 3, 2015 06:36
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What I like about the Rig middle is you can go up the pipes on the outside of the front walls from the outside but you can't get on top of those walls from the inside. It's a nice little touch. Go up those pipes, and take the high ground. Be the big fish. It's blood for blood, this ain't a game.
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Jun 3, 2015 06:41
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skeletronics posted:On Saltspray Rig, the only way to the top is through the middle, so if you control the middle, you control the top. I feel like this si very wrong for a number of reasons, but I am very tired
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Jun 3, 2015 06:45
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IronicDongz posted:spyke&some lil squiddy monsters Silly Squid. Squids don't eat urchin, otters and triggerfish do.
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Jun 3, 2015 06:50
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Jarogue posted:Silly Squid. Squids don't eat urchin, otters and triggerfish do. squids don't swim in paint either
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Jun 3, 2015 06:52
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Got the impression that Spike does actually mug inklings and the reason they have different stats is because he uses his seasnails on them. His entire "how-too" speech is him just dancing lightly around it and at level 20 he kinda goes over it again after telling you about his reroll powers.
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Jun 3, 2015 07:01
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noirstronaut posted:squids don't swim in paint either No they swim in ink. And are also kids. What game have you been playing?
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Jun 3, 2015 07:01
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MrFlibble posted:No they swim in ink. And are also kids. What game have you been playing? they're squids now and it's not ink, it's paint, you don't roll ink with a paint roller, you paint paint with a paintroller. the inkbrush is not a valid argument right now b/c it does not exist yet
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Jun 3, 2015 07:04
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How does a team with 3 rollers and me as the only gunner win I am legit awful at this game. How did the rollers do so well with me as their backup I don't understand
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Jun 3, 2015 07:04
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I wish I could swap ranked colors and turf war colors. I like turf war a thousand times better but Ranked has more appealing colors to me
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Jun 3, 2015 07:06
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noirstronaut posted:I feel like this si very wrong for a number of reasons, but I am very tired It's correct. Control the chokepoint to the top area and you control the map. I just straight up ignore top on that map now unless the other team takes our first.
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Jun 3, 2015 07:06
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The chokepoint is interesting in that there are multiple routes/platforms, though. Just wanted to say that because a lot of people hear "chokepoint" and think "bad"(hoodoo flashbacks)
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Jun 3, 2015 07:10
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Jun 3, 2015 07:11
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noirstronaut posted:I feel like this si very wrong for a number of reasons, but I am very tired I wouldn't say it's wrong for a lot of reasons, but I do feel it's not quite right. For example, holding your exclusive lanes and the top and bottom platforms while the other team holds everything else will get you the victory. Both teams have easy access to the bottom platform from their spawn, and it's not too hard to rush to the top platform for most weapons using the side route. Those together means it's pretty easy for somone to go take the bottom platform while someone else takes the top in the last minute, winning you the game. (It was really weird seeing the map at the end, with yellow covering the platforms and our lanes, and a giant swath of purple cutting everything off from the rest. It was also surprising, since the match had been a complete stomp and we had been losing from about 30 seconds in.)
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Jun 3, 2015 07:19
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Jun 3, 2015 07:19
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Best Splatzone map is on now. Port Mackerel is the best in both modes. edit: I was wondering, since people you've played with appear in the Plaza after a match, we could probably distribute clothing around that way. I finally got Ninja Squid and Stealth Jump gear, so we could do a match, drop out, and order it for Spyke. Or if you want the Squidvader Hat, the best hat. pichupal fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Jun 3, 2015 |
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Jun 3, 2015 07:28
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Port is great, skatepark is loving insane. Clawed my way into A-. I must press on.
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Jun 3, 2015 07:31
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noirstronaut posted:and it's not ink, it's paint, you don't roll ink with a paint roller, you paint paint with a paintroller. the inkbrush is not a valid argument right now b/c it does not exist yet Somebody didn't GIS ink roller. 
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Jun 3, 2015 07:51
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Tyty posted:How does a team with 3 rollers and me as the only gunner win Answer: I was one of those rollers. 
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