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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Electric Bugaloo posted:

I know I've been a goon for too long when the thing that jumped out at me from this pedophile's fancomic was that its plot hinged on a narrowly Western experience of global events (can you tell I went to a liberal arts college too?).

Like, pick a random day in central Africa over the last 40 years. If that's not enough to rekindle a jaded reaper's love for horrendous atrocity and a fuckton of death then I doubt that an eighth grader's interpretation of Fahrenheit 9/11 would.

I've lived through Wetlegs66, swap.avi, Granos, the furry holocaust, BeastUK, 1 guy 1 cup, and Gitmo Moneyson. At this point, Bleedman's pretty 'meh' to me.

He's literally a pedophile

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

And not in the sense of "This guy is totally a pedophile based on his works," the dude has pretty much admitted it.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

corn in the bible posted:

He's literally a pedophile

Yeah, I know.

Electric Bugaloo posted:

the thing that jumped out at me from this pedophile's fancomic was that its plot hinged on a narrowly Western experience of global events

You say that as though SA hasn't borne witness to a great many pedophiles' works.

Wetlegs66 was literally a pedophile too. And a Furry one, no less. :eng101:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Electric Bugaloo posted:

Wetlegs66 was literally a pedophile too. And a Furry one, no less. :eng101:

Was that that CYOA guy from like 4 years back who was mod challenged to draw whatever fyad asked him to

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

FirstAidKite posted:

Was that that CYOA guy from like 4 years back who was mod challenged to draw whatever fyad asked him to

No.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2177

And there are a ton of worse/more interesting weirdos in SA's history. His name's the only one I remembered for whatever reason.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

FirstAidKite posted:

Was that that CYOA guy from like 4 years back who was mod challenged to draw whatever fyad asked him to

Nah. Wetlegs was the furry piss fetishist who secretly took photos of his neighbours so he could photoshop them into transformation fetish porn.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




It's times like these that I'm thankful my memory is so terrible

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Chard posted:

It's times like these that I'm thankful my memory is so terrible

That's why the internet is there. To remind you that humanity is terrible

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Chard posted:

It's times like these that I'm thankful my memory is so terrible

Years from now, as you're sitting in bed trying to sleep, you're gonna remember some horrible piece of fan art you saw once and be unable to scrub it from your mind.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

Kavak posted:

That's Caim and I want to say his sister Furiae.

Waffleman_ posted:

gently caress IT'S RED.

GOD DAMMIT.

She is wearing Furiae's outfit, though.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

This owns just for using Raichu.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ncuTU6n6Ys

Kinky Cookie Bunny
Apr 1, 2011


:saddowns:

Baofu
Jun 15, 2007

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Dunno if this been posted yet, but if not it worth reposting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehC4ZXw9wgc

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.





For those who haven't seen the reveal trailer

Just Offscreen has a new favorite as of 04:44 on Jun 3, 2015

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Rirse posted:

Dunno if this been posted yet, but if not it worth reposting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehC4ZXw9wgc
A work of art
I love that most people are TOTALLY COOL with XCOM canonically losing to the aliens despite EU/EW, but everyone is up in arms(much like bountiful bosoms would be) about tits on a snake

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

Captain Invictus posted:

I love that most people are TOTALLY COOL with XCOM canonically losing to the aliens despite EU/EW, but everyone is up in arms(much like bountiful bosoms would be) about tits on a snake

I didn't watch the trailer, but loving what? I'm pretty sure I tebagged the poo poo out of the Invader mothership in the finale of XCOM and went home with my main officer looking like a goddamn psyker messiah. That's bullshit that they lost. Unless it's some sort of "Well, we don't need the XCOM program anymore since the aliens are all dead" thing.

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!


pulp rag posted:

I didn't watch the trailer, but loving what? I'm pretty sure I tebagged the poo poo out of the Invader mothership in the finale of XCOM and went home with my main officer looking like a goddamn psyker messiah. That's bullshit that they lost. Unless it's some sort of "Well, we don't need the XCOM program anymore since the aliens are all dead" thing.

XCOM lost early on and never developed the technology needed to fight the aliens, aka The Ending 75% of it's PC Playerbase Achieved.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Weren't the OC aliens just a scouting party or something? They were looking for badass races for some strange purpose, and this scoutship just happened on a race that was more badass than they expected, that's all. The head Ethereal we killed in the original campaign wasn't their God-Emperor, but just some middle management dude.

From what I can see, XCOM2's story is what happened after the big bosses took notice and got serious.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

pulp rag posted:

I didn't watch the trailer, but loving what? I'm pretty sure I tebagged the poo poo out of the Invader mothership in the finale of XCOM and went home with my main officer looking like a goddamn psyker messiah. That's bullshit that they lost. Unless it's some sort of "Well, we don't need the XCOM program anymore since the aliens are all dead" thing.

No, you did win in that campaign. This is the sequel to your first campaign. The one where you hosed up horribly and everyone suffered death by chrysalid.

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
I most definitely won my first game XCOM: Enemy Unknown. First game of X-COM: UFO Defense? Yeah that's a different story.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

That's not even a twerk

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Concordat posted:

I most definitely won my first game XCOM: Enemy Unknown. First game of X-COM: UFO Defense? Yeah that's a different story.

Did you play on Hard?

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Pomp posted:

Did you play on Impossible?

The canon difficulty

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

Pomp posted:

That's not even a twerk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Rirse posted:

Dunno if this been posted yet, but if not it worth reposting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehC4ZXw9wgc

Absolute
Terror
Fetus

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Pomp posted:

That's not even a twerk

are you suggesting youtube user "meme warrior" was wrong

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

Was that Peter "Might as well change my name to Optimus Prime" Cullen as the welcome back voice?

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Anora posted:

Was that Peter "Might as well change my name to Optimus Prime" Cullen as the welcome back voice?

I believe so. Definitely sounds like it.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
Nah it's just a soundalike- same guy they used in the first game.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

He was the Council rep in the previous game who was basically your boss, more or less. And yes a couple of years ago he was mistaken for Peter Cullen then, too.

Which was his intention, as he was basically asked to do his best Optimus Prime impression for the role.

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

420 Gank Mid posted:

The canon difficulty

I eventually beat Impossible without losing a single country. Eventually.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NucTKsif8U
Sometimes the foreign language voice acting adds just a little bit extra.

Concordat has a new favorite as of 04:26 on Jun 4, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Simba visits his son Kopa.

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SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

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