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individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
pirate mma owns http://mixedmartialarr.com/

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parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Do the judges get to wear eyepatches too?

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
This must be streaming via satellite uplink

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

parthenocarpy posted:

Do the judges get to wear eyepatches too?

yes, they are, and pirate hats!

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lu79tvNsxc

Best sport ever.

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Katie-Castro-173775

I like how her association is "Independent," which I assume means that she simply doesn't train.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

CommonShore posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lu79tvNsxc

Best sport ever.

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Katie-Castro-173775

I like how her association is "Independent," which I assume means that she simply doesn't train.

When this got posted before, we theorized that she was a mom in the audience who was there to watch her kid compete and that the dubious-as-gently caress promoter offered her a few hundo to get her block knocked off to pad that other girl's record. I especially love that that Ilima woman "deserves" to be nicknamed "the eliminator" with her shiny 0-0 record.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


The only problem with that theory is that it's her third "pro" "fight".

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

CommonShore posted:

The only problem with that theory is that it's her third "pro" "fight".

She really needs that money for Timmy's BJJ classes.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Xplode is a pretty shady promotion that more or less exclusively puts fighters who want to inflate their records up against cans, IIRC. For example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Z13SyApLc

The other dude has fought six times in the promotion and never lasted longer than 1:40.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


True. I think she also had an amateur fight with the chick who lost to Cheesecake and then missed weight and almost died fighting someone else in the UFC, but I can't find it. I might just be confusing the two videos.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

colonel_korn posted:

Xplode is a pretty shady promotion that more or less exclusively puts fighters who want to inflate their records up against cans, IIRC. For example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Z13SyApLc

The other dude has fought six times in the promotion and never lasted longer than 1:40.

There was an article about this, I'm pretty sure

FAKE EDIT:
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/5/22/5738214/mma-xplode-fight-series-produces-talent-ufc-bellator-dashon-johnson

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Yes. In other words, they are the greatest promotion in MMA history.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

colonel_korn posted:

Xplode is a pretty shady promotion that more or less exclusively puts fighters who want to inflate their records up against cans, IIRC. For example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Z13SyApLc

The other dude has fought six times in the promotion and never lasted longer than 1:40.

My question is, who is paying money to attend this poo poo? I felt kinda nauseous seeing that mom get her block knocked off.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

My question is, who is paying money to attend this poo poo? I felt kinda nauseous seeing that mom get her block knocked off.

if you price the event right ($20-$30 GA, VIP seating $40+) and run it on a Friday, Saturday you can get a decent draw. The shithole z-league near me does 200-300 on their monthly with no name fights. Their advertising consists of flyers left at pizza joints, bars and tattoo parlors.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
a lot of z-league and amateur mma audience is friends and family of the people competing, as well

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


My club's tri-monthly amateur boxing cards go for $12/ticket and make money every time. I can't see that amateur and low-end MMA wouldn't be able to at least break even.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
The first MMA show I ever went to was $10 and featured a 0-0 guy from my gym against a native guy who trained by hitting a heavy bag in his basement and attending sweats. Z-League MMA is a strange place.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/6/4/8732329/cornermen-agree-to-fight-on-eve-of-wsof-21

quote:

A unique, last-minute fight has come together on the eve of World Series of Fighting 21.

Here's the deal: Middleweights Matt Baker and Marcus Hicks were scheduled to fight Friday night in a prelim bout on the card in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. However, on Thursday, Hicks was ruled out of the fight due to complications with his weight cut, according to WSOF officials. As a result, Thiago Goncalves, who was in Edmonton to corner Baker and has been sharing a room with him all week long, has agreed to fight his teammate on a day's notice, WSOF officials confirmed with MMAFighting.com.

haha

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Yeesh. B-league adventures are the best.

My ex-coach Hakeem Dawodu is fighting on the main card. Hoping he doesn't get wrestled into a paste/do something stupid on the ground because he's primarily trained as a kickboxer (or used to be, no idea how his cross training's been going), but so far he's been good for some pretty quality knockouts. He's pretty new in his career but WSOF is thin on featherweights and he's one of their few local prospects so I'd imagine that if he wins this one they're gonna start throwing him actual names (by b-league standards).

CRISPYBABY fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jun 5, 2015

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

vainman posted:

The first MMA show I ever went to was $10 and featured a 0-0 guy from my gym against a native guy who trained by hitting a heavy bag in his basement and attending sweats. Z-League MMA is a strange place.
Who won?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
The first time I went to get my second's license, I wound up in the waiting room next to a dude getting his fighter's license for the first time. We chatted for like fifteen minutes and it wasn't until we were getting our pictures taken that we realized he was fighting the guy I was cornering.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Ogantai posted:

Who won?

The native guy in about four seconds. It was great

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

fatherdog posted:

The first time I went to get my second's license, I wound up in the waiting room next to a dude getting his fighter's license for the first time. We chatted for like fifteen minutes and it wasn't until we were getting our pictures taken that we realized he was fighting the guy I was cornering.

For my first fight in Thailand, the guy I was fighting and I shadow-boxed for like 15 minutes on the same school playground as our warm-up. We were like 10 feet from each other the entire time.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
A fighter I was covering fought a girl who's gym lied about her being 18 (she was just 17) to get her in the ring because they thought she was a prodidgy, she got destroyed in a round and then cried, my subject consoled her like a mother would a child rather than celebrate and it was only after did we find out she wasn't even 18. She was mortified because she had so many friends and family there to witness her fail.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Bellator released a bunch of fighters including Sokoudjou and Julio Cesar Neves, that guy who was 29-0 before completely making GBS threads the bed in his last fight

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/6/4/8732823/bellator-releases-rameau-sokoudjou-and-7-other-fighters-from-their-roster

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Fentry posted:

Bellator released a bunch of fighters including Sokoudjou and Julio Cesar Neves, that guy who was 29-0 before completely making GBS threads the bed in his last fight

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/6/4/8732823/bellator-releases-rameau-sokoudjou-and-7-other-fighters-from-their-roster

Kind of weird to release a guy that is 2-1 in your organization and they did it to two people

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Kind of weird to release a guy that is 2-1 in your organization and they did it to two people

cost cutting so they can get that Fedor money, baby.


Also Dada 5000's human car wreck extravaganza on a barge is tonight.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

coconono posted:

cost cutting so they can get that Fedor money, baby.


Also Dada 5000's human car wreck extravaganza on a barge is tonight.

Never thought I'd fight on a boat
It's a big stupid B-league show

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


coconono posted:

Also Dada 5000's human car wreck extravaganza on a barge is tonight.

Please tell me there's somewhere to watch this.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Great White Hope posted:

Please tell me there's somewhere to watch this.

http://bybextreme.com/

$10 and weird shaped cage

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

coconono posted:

http://bybextreme.com/

$10 and weird shaped cage

THE TRIAGON!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


THE BAD IDEA CORNER

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

I believe you'll find that's a diamond, because these be the hardest fighters known to man.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

I believe you'll find that's a diamond, because these be the hardest fighters known to man.

The options for the name of the cage are:

The Triangle
The Diamond
The Triamond
The Triagon

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Dada 5000 just said boat fights won't be on a boat any more :saddowns:

gunblade
Sep 1, 2008

-Just lucky, I guess

fatherdog posted:

Never thought I'd fight on a boat
It's a big stupid B-league show

lol

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

LobsterMobster posted:

Dada 5000 just said boat fights won't be on a boat any more :saddowns:

I would have paid to watch a bunch of fat seasick dudes throwing haymakers in a triangular prism prison but it loses its appeal without the potential for vomit

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

WSOF Prelims on here: http://www.sherdog.com/events/WSOF-21-Palmer-vs-Horodecki-43733

Renzo is doing commentary. For a sec I was wondering what happened to Bas' accent :lol:

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
This is Dan Lariviere, the guy who just fought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPUGDjR7suI

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Waahh, I don't wanna keep fighting my friend after I destroyed his balls with a knee, I'm gonna tap out between rounds, waaahh

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