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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blue Raider posted:

lambert got himself some of that keira metz so hell be alright

ESKIMO BROTHERS! :yayclod:

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Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

I figured there were a few cases in which the Succubus probably killed someone trying to help the person they'd enthralled, so between that and having whack goat-horns and legs they just became another monster and a threat.

They dont seem to be a threat to the individual in question, instead just those who try and disrupt their symbiotic relationship

Booya
Feb 17, 2012

theDOWmustflow posted:

Not that it justifies his attitude but I cut him some slack because 99% of the rest of the world would react the same way. Also, having been burned by Witch Hunters who asked me to turn my weapons in, I was 50/50 on whether the same poo poo was going to happen again.

Side question: Do Succubi gently caress their victims/partners to death or something? Why do humans put out monster contracts on them if they're otherwise harmless?

People are willing to burn other people at the stake for having pointy ears, Succubi are magic women with horns and goat legs.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.
ffs, I missed my chance to beat the Baron at Gwent.

I hate it when choices like that are clouded.

At least with the White Orchard bitch we get the card from an alternate source when she fucks off.

Why th gently caress can't we loot these cards from the dead VIPs?

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

WastedJoker posted:

ffs, I missed my chance to beat the Baron at Gwent.

I hate it when choices like that are clouded.

At least with the White Orchard bitch we get the card from an alternate source when she fucks off.

Why th gently caress can't we loot these cards from the dead VIPs?

Check his office.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

A BIG loving BLUNT posted:

Who hasn't at this point?

True, in the books Yen says Metz is a nympho even compared to other mages.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

Broken Cog posted:

Check his office.

I did - the entry next to his in the gwent Velen quest is a red x though. Will that matter?

Pwnstar
Dec 9, 2007

Who wants some waffles?

Lambert is a complete shithead, he literally uses the phrase "I'm just telling it like it is" :smug: to excuse his terrible people skills.

That doesn't make him a bad character though, he and Eskel are both representative of stereotypical ways of how witchers are often perceived but they are both still relatable dudes. Plus the dude looks sick in a hat.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Azazell0 posted:

Also, feel free to spoil another unrelated plot point: does Thaler ever go back and make those shoes for the trolls?

No, but it better be in the expansion. :argh:

POLICE CAR AUCTION
Dec 1, 2003

I'm not a princess



Azazell0 posted:

I was just doing Cabaret quest and holy poo poo this turned from a very light hearted comedy romp into something quite different in one instant. I love how the game plays with your expectations like that.



That quest had one of my favorite Geralt lines if you decide to go off script: more like Crimson rear end in a top hat :allears:

Also really liked that quest, but one thing I was wondering after recently beating the game: is there any closure on Priscilla? Her character page never gets updated and I don't recall any mention of her once the quest ends. I know the mortician guy said she was healing well but it'd have been nice for her to pop up again somewhere. Really liked her character.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

WastedJoker posted:

I did - the entry next to his in the gwent Velen quest is a red x though. Will that matter?

If you check the box on the desk there you'll get his card, The "failed" state of that objective doesn't matter.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

HelmetCheese posted:

That quest had one of my favorite Geralt lines if you decide to go off script: more like Crimson rear end in a top hat :allears:

Also really liked that quest, but one thing I was wondering after recently beating the game: is there any closure on Priscilla? Her character page never gets updated and I don't recall any mention of her once the quest ends. I know the mortician guy said she was healing well but it'd have been nice for her to pop up again somewhere. Really liked her character.

At the end of the game in certain endings you are with Dandelion & Zoltan and Dandelion is talking about how he wants to reclaim his inheritance (he is a viscount in Redania) and wants to settle down with Priscilla who now has a raspier sultry voice

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

theDOWmustflow posted:


Side question: Do Succubi gently caress their victims/partners to death or something? Why do humans put out monster contracts on them if they're otherwise harmless?

No but they're so good at sex their lovers sometimes go mad with jealousy and try to kill anyone else who gets with them. Judging by witcher quests across the games that's fairly common.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

Broken Cog posted:

If you check the box on the desk there you'll get his card, The "failed" state of that objective doesn't matter.

Ah ok, I definitely got his card.

I am happy now.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here
Eh, to be fair, the contracts for Succubi in W3 are mostly due to misunderstandings. None of them requires you to kill them, and none of the contract givers know what the target of the bounty is exactly.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Drifter posted:

Because at that point you are saying other colored people aren't exactly human, and using stand-ins instead of actual colored people. It's a small thing, but I can see people wanting more representatively ethnically diverse or gendered actual humans given substantial parts in their entertainment.

I can't believe you could play this game for a zillion hours and turn around and go "yeah but Elves aren't human so using them as a stand-in for oppressed minorities is insulting" :facepalm:

Elves and dwarves are actually human in the Witcherverse. They're subspecies (implied to have been) genetically engineered from human stock and are interfertile with base humans.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Voyager I posted:

I'm curious as to how you'd get a 200-point round out of them, though. Even with like 15 cards on the table, they don't have the same kind of crazy stacking bonuses you can get out of Northern Realms.

Did it last night, 4xImpera Guard, Black Archers, Dandelion, Horn, lots of heroes.

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

Arglebargle III posted:

Elves and dwarves are actually human in the Witcherverse. They're subspecies (implied to have been) genetically engineered from human stock and are interfertile with base humans.

Wait, weren't the elves and dwarves the original inhabitants of the planet, with humans only arriving later with the conjunction (along with magic & monsters)? Or are you talking about some kind of time travel thing?

NeurosisHead
Jul 22, 2007

NONONONONONONONONO

Arglebargle III posted:

Did it last night, 4xImpera Guard, Black Archers, Dandelion, Horn, lots of heroes.

Horns don't double hero values though.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.
Who the gently caress plays a video game and notices the lack of coloured people?

do these people step away from overly white-populated areas in shops in case someone thinks they're racist?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

NeurosisHead posted:

Horns don't double hero values though.

Yeah the Impera Guards and Black Archers accounted for 100 points, heroes and fire scorpions the other 100 without doubling because I had like 20 cards on the board. I'm not saying you'll do it every time, but I think I spied like 6 or 7 times that game and left nothing in the discard pile. Playing against North so I had their spies in my discard.

hot salad
Jun 25, 2005

Did you just say
the word 'scoff'?

WastedJoker posted:

Who the gently caress plays a video game and notices the lack of coloured people?

for starters, maybe people who aren't white?

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
is there a mod to play as a char cooler than geralt becuz he is kinda wuss in this one. .. like a girl character pherhaps? :ohdear:

Sio
Jan 20, 2007

better red than dead

Arglebargle III posted:

I can't believe you could play this game for a zillion hours and turn around and go "yeah but Elves aren't human so using them as a stand-in for oppressed minorities is insulting" :facepalm:

Elves and dwarves are actually human in the Witcherverse. They're subspecies (implied to have been) genetically engineered from human stock and are interfertile with base humans.

Where are you getting that from? They're called the elder races because they predate the arrival of humans to the Witcher World.

Sykic
Feb 9, 2004

Resist! Humanity demands it! Resist!
Never change, game :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp7P7IlKEwI

Also, Geralt's reaction to beating the arrogant "I don't play new people" guy in the gwent casino is absolutely perfect.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

the wildest turkey posted:

for starters, maybe people who aren't white?

Elves are quite secretive.

Zoo06
Jul 20, 2007
Just finished off the last Witcher contract. The Beast in Oxenfurt Woods or whatever it's called. I was actually a few levels under the requirement so it was actually a bit challenging again. I knocked off most of the other contracts without an issue.


Am I ever going to get these stupid statues looked at by Triss? We're back in Novigrad doing post Kaer Morhen battle/Sabbath crashing and she never has time for my stupid little dolls.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

jaete posted:

Wait, weren't the elves and dwarves the original inhabitants of the planet, with humans only arriving later with the conjunction (along with magic & monsters)? Or are you talking about some kind of time travel thing?

It's not Earth and there is definitely interstellar/interdimensional travel in the Witcher. There's no real reason to believe that humanoid life originated on this world. One theory is that the Witcher world is a colony collapse scenario, in which Elves and Dwarves were genetically-engineered colonists and built a low-population ecologically friendly paradise colony. An unknown cataclysm brought many basic human refugees with suspiciously advanced technology (for example the ability to design and create the Witcher mutants) and hordes of monsters. The elven paradise and the advanced human technology collapsed with a suddenly much larger population, dangerous monsters, and lack of industrial base on Elf World. In the time (how long???) since the Conjunction human civilization has struggled back to a Renaissance level and systematically displaced the eco-friendly slow-breeding Elf subspecies while dominating the Dwarf subspecies. The size of some elf ruins also suggests that pre-Conjunction civilization was more technologically advanced. As of Witcher 3 it's indisputable fact that phenotypically identical elves live on multiple worlds. Occam's Razor suggests a common origin: elves must have been colonists at some point.

It's just conjecture, but it is plausible and explains why humans and elves are interfertile and why science is surprisingly advanced in some areas like microbiology.

Arglebargle III fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jun 5, 2015

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Zoo06 posted:

Just finished off the last Witcher contract. The Beast in Oxenfurt Woods or whatever it's called. I was actually a few levels under the requirement so it was actually a bit challenging again. I knocked off most of the other contracts without an issue.


Am I ever going to get these stupid statues looked at by Triss? We're back in Novigrad doing post Kaer Morhen battle/Sabbath crashing and she never has time for my stupid little dolls.

You should be able to resolve them during the "Final Preparations" quest.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Meowbot posted:

is there a mod to play as a char cooler than geralt becuz he is kinda wuss in this one. .. like a girl character pherhaps? :ohdear:

If I could play the entire story of Ciri that you get told in this game, as opposed to just the small snippets, that'd be awesome. She's a cool character and her zippin around is way cooler than ol' Grandpa Geralt's somersaulting

WastedJoker posted:

Who the gently caress plays a video game and notices the lack of coloured people?

do these people step away from overly white-populated areas in shops in case someone thinks they're racist?

is this a real post

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!


Memento posted:

edited to add: I've missed about a thousand posts out of this thread due to work getting crazy the last few days, has anyone discussed or had any luck with the xp fixing mod over on Nexus? Works/doesn't work? I'm not even getting xp from main quests anymore, and it's souring me somewhat on playing until it gets fixed. But it's the long weekend and my wife and kid will be in the country for most of it and I want to get my Witcher on...

XP fix mod worked for me, you get slightly less XP from all quests but gray quests give you a small bit of XP now which makes up for it. Dunno how it'll react to the patch though, my test with uninstalling it and reloading a save after using it didn't cause any issues so it should hopefully work fine with the patch though.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Zoo06 posted:


Am I ever going to get these stupid statues looked at by Triss? We're back in Novigrad doing post Kaer Morhen battle/Sabbath crashing and she never has time for my stupid little dolls.

Yes. Just don't do the last mission in that area before leaving. So do the Triss related quest and leave one of the others. It should trigger at that point.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Macaluso posted:

If I could play the entire story of Ciri that you get told in this game, as opposed to just the small snippets, that'd be awesome. She's a cool character and her zippin around is way cooler than ol' Grandpa Geralt's somersaulting

Are you telling me you don't get to tag out and free roam as Vergil Ciri whenever you want when the campaign is over?

I want my 48 dollars back.

Lava Lamp Goddess
Feb 19, 2007

Real quick, how much XP should I be earning for completing the Noonwraith contract in White Orchard? I'm getting 50 and that doesn't seem like very much...

Bugblatter
Aug 4, 2003

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Yes. Just don't do the last mission in that area before leaving. So do the Triss related quest and leave one of the others. It should trigger at that point.

It didn't for me though, so it may be bugged.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ShadowMar posted:

XP fix mod worked for me, you get slightly less XP from all quests but gray quests give you a small bit of XP now which makes up for it. Dunno how it'll react to the patch though, my test with uninstalling it and reloading a save after using it didn't cause any issues so it should hopefully work fine with the patch though.

Thanks for the details, yeah hopefully it just calls to the xp-related functions and doesn't mess anything else up. I'll probably shotgun about 15 hours at a stretch on Sunday, which is something I haven't done with a video game for about a decade. This game, it is good.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I will never get tired of Geralt eating poo poo whenever he dies or otherwise gets ragdolled somehow. The loading screens in this game are particularly long because of the whole open world thing but I can't get mad when I die because Geralt flopping around like a fish makes me laugh every time. This one time I made a fatal error and hopped off a cliff that was like four feet tall, which caused Geralt's weak baby knees to spontaneously combust or whatever causes him to take insane fall damage, propelling him approximately two Geralts' lengths skyward for basically no reason. :allears:

ShadowMar
Mar 2, 2010

HERE IS A
GRAVEYARD
OF YOU!


Lava Lamp Goddess posted:

Real quick, how much XP should I be earning for completing the Noonwraith contract in White Orchard? I'm getting 50 and that doesn't seem like very much...

I checked the rewards.xml and dispelling the noonwraith gets you exactly 50 XP.

Memento posted:

Thanks for the details, yeah hopefully it just calls to the xp-related functions and doesn't mess anything else up. I'll probably shotgun about 15 hours at a stretch on Sunday, which is something I haven't done with a video game for about a decade. This game, it is good.

The way the mod works is by setting every quest level in the rewards.xml to 68 so that some amount of XP is always rewarded for completing a quest. Quests are still properly shown as Green, Grey and Red in the Log however. So it should hopefully play together with the patch but I would recommend uninstalling it before updating.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

CJacobs posted:

I will never get tired of Geralt eating poo poo whenever he dies or otherwise gets ragdolled somehow. The loading screens in this game are particularly long because of the whole open world thing but I can't get mad when I die because Geralt flopping around like a fish makes me laugh every time. This one time I made a fatal error and hopped off a cliff that was like four feet tall, which caused Geralt's weak baby knees to spontaneously combust or whatever causes him to take insane fall damage, propelling him approximately two Geralts' lengths skyward for basically no reason. :allears:

I decided to run back to the witcher castle after doing the Lambert poo poo, instead of just saying "yeah let's go" and letting the game handle it. Well turns out you have to run through all the caves and then deal with the boat travel to do that. So I was hoping to at least avoid the caves, so I got Roach and tried running but there's no way down except the caves. So I was like okay I'll just jump over the side and slowly scale down the mountain.

That is not an options just FYI. If you jump over the fence the game just thinks you're gonna fall to your death anyway and you I died from fall damage real quick. I bet Ciri could've jumped down without any problems

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Mr. Funktastic
Dec 27, 2012

College Slice
Just beat the game and got what I think is the best end with Ciri being alive and becoming a witcher under Geralt. Hoping CDPR puts in some good post game content or a new game+ of some kind, as of now, I'm just clearing the question marks and getting into Gwent which I've been mostly putting off the entire game and it's actually pretty fun

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