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 1Chip Bok posted:Former Obama administration high priest David Axelrod says the president revealed to him that he’s “the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office.” It’s hurtful to him when people say he’s hostile to Israel. The president also told a young Asian group this week that he personally restored America to international respectability. And, despite missing state department emails, destroyed IRS emails, and delayed FOIA requests, he continues with the “most transparent administration in history” boast.  2 3 4
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More from our second favorite Israeli cartoonist. "Minister without a portfolio "  "What am I the Minister of today?"  Sign says "Ministry of communications" "I'm sorry, but dad isn't home"  "I miss the days when I had to destroy my rivals on my own"  All the arrows say "committee" 
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Jun 4, 2015 23:01
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Why do we like Lester again?
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Jun 4, 2015 23:03
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God drat it Bok, eat a dick. 666
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Jun 4, 2015 23:07
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Holy poo poo, Luckovich 
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Jun 4, 2015 23:12
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Why can't Britt white balance his lovely cartoons?
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Jun 4, 2015 23:21
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Mellow Seas posted:Why can't Britt white balance his lovely cartoons? wow, racist much
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Jun 4, 2015 23:23
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I am an unabashed white-background supremicist. Heil Bennet!
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Jun 4, 2015 23:32
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Hang on. I'm no expert on satellites but won't moving the receiver while keeping the dish the same completely change how well it will pick up signals? Focal points and whathaveyou.
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Jun 4, 2015 23:41
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Angepain posted:Hang on. I'm no expert on satellites but won't moving the receiver while keeping the dish the same completely change how well it will pick up signals? Focal points and whathaveyou. You'd get less signal strength and a worse signal to noise ratio but it may or may not be significant. The dish stays the same so the focal point is the same so unless the dish is just completely missing the antenna you're just shortening it.
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Jun 4, 2015 23:47
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Mellow Seas posted:I am an unabashed white-background supremicist. Heil Bennet! Bennett couldn't even dream of toppling Gorrell as the king of white backgrounds.
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Jun 5, 2015 00:13
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Bennett couldn't even dream of toppling Gorrell as the king of white backgrounds. Gorrell hand crafts the most perfect white pixel in the world, then pastes it 360,000 times to create the most beautiful white background the world has ever seen. You cannot compare Bennett to a true artist.
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Jun 5, 2015 00:30
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Monkey Fracas posted:The Devil appears and challenges Rorus Raz to a photoshop contest for a pair of pants spun from pure gold That's ridiculous. Pants made from pure gold would weight so much it'd be a struggle to even get them off the ground... This man is a treasure and I'll hear nothing against him.
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Jun 5, 2015 00:31
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 THANK YOU SATAN   THANK YOU SATAN   THANK YOU SATAN   THANK YOU SATAN   THANK YOU SATAN
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Jun 5, 2015 00:33
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The gently caress is going on with this background? Are they out in a nighttime field? What is the TV hanging onto? Sure you will, Foggy. You'll just be  when you do.quote:
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Jun 5, 2015 00:41
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Rincewinds posted:Actually, 616 is the original number of the beast, before people decided that 666 was such a neat number. Whatever the beast have brought lies on page 616. Actually, it's because of Hebrew numerology and politics. The number almost definitely refers to the old Roman emperor, Nero. Nero Caesar, written in Hebrew, directly translates to nrw qsr, which is a set of letters with a numerological total sum of 616. However, in some areas, Nero Caesar was more commonly referred to as Neron Caesar, which translates to nrwn qsr. And, since n has the value 50 in Hebrew numerology, that second version of the same name has the value 666. In the original text, the number of the beast is preceded with the phrase "Here is Wisdom, Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast," which is basically as close as you'll ever find to the bible straight-up saying "this next bit is gonna be in code."
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Jun 5, 2015 00:43
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Sandpuppy posted:The gently caress is going on with this background? Are they out in a nighttime field? What is the TV hanging onto? Just another ordinary bar inside The Void That Howls With Static, of course.
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Jun 5, 2015 00:46
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Jun 5, 2015 00:57
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Monkey Fracas posted:The Tinsley appears and challenges Rorus Raz to a photoshop contest for a pair of pants spun from pure gold He was looking for some pants to steal But he was a hack and the talent he lacked So he was willing to make a deal When he came across the young goon drawin' on a PC and doodlin' so hot And the Tinsley jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Goon, let me tell you what." "I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a cartoon maker too. And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you. Now you draw a pretty good cartoon, boy, but give the Tinsley his due. I'll bet these assless chaps against your slacks 'cause I think I'm better than you." The boy said, "My name's Terrence, and this might be a scam. But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret 'cause I know I'm the better man!" Terrence, booting up your Mac and draw your cartoon well Cause if you lose to Tinsley then the goons will give you Hell And if you win you get these these shiny leggings of romance. But if you lose the Tinsley takes your pants! The Tinsley opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show." And booze reeked from his trachea as he booted up his Pro. And he pulled the pen across the page and it made an evil toon. And a band of mallards joined in as they taunted the lonely goon. When the Tinsley finished, Terrence said, "Well you're pretty good ol' folk. But sit down in that chair right there, 'cause you forgot to tell a joke!" "Pants on the donkey," Run, goons, run! The Tinsley's in the thread of the awful pun. Xylo's in the chat thread, yelling out D'oh! Donkey, do your pants lift? No, child, no. The Tinsley bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid those assless leggings on the ground at Terrence's feet. Terrence said, "Tinsley, just come on back if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once, you hateful old poo poo: I'm the best that's ever been!" And he drew: "Pants on the donkey," Run, goons, run! The Tinsley's in the thread of the awful pun. Xylo's in the chat thread, yelling out D'oh! Donkey, do your pants lift? No, child, no. Pants Donkey fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Jun 5, 2015 |
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Jun 5, 2015 01:09
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 Yesterday's Guardian:  "Steve Bell on David Cameron and the European convention on human rights" Guardian:  "Steve Bell on George Osborne's public spending cuts plan – Chancellor plans to raise £1.5bn from Royal Mail sale and £3bn in government department savings, prompting IFS warning" Also Alton Towers Smiler crash: Four seriously hurt Telegraph:  After James Cagney. Independent:  Times:  After George Cruikshank. Mail: Mac on... Sepp Blatter resigning as FIFA president 
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Jun 5, 2015 01:10
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Next time I have my hands on a gun (which might not be for a while; I haven't for years) I'm going to stroke it just to see what it feels like.
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Jun 5, 2015 01:12
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Rorus Raz posted:
was the point where i burst out laughing
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Jun 5, 2015 01:19
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Cloud Potato posted:Mail: Everyone should take the time to look at some of the people in the crowd. Bonus points if you find the black-face guy.
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Jun 5, 2015 01:21
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Rorus Raz posted:loving amazing post, holy poo poo.  
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Jun 5, 2015 01:24
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Ralepozozaxe posted:Everyone should take the time to look at some of the people in the crowd. Both of them?
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Jun 5, 2015 01:30
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Mellow Seas posted:Why can't Britt white balance his lovely cartoons? Zaphod42 posted:You'd get less signal strength and a worse signal to noise ratio but it may or may not be significant. I don't think that's a satellite dish though. Rorus Raz posted:Cause if you lose to Tinsley then the goons will you Hell  Something's missing here
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Jun 5, 2015 01:49
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WarpedNaba posted:Both of them? There is a slight difference between the two.  The lower guy is just a full on African stereotype. The upper guy appears to be someone the cartoonist decided to make black at the last moment, forgetting to color his hands. It even looks like he sloppily colored the face.
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Jun 5, 2015 01:52
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Thank you Satan. All hail the 666 lords and marquesses of Hell. Commence the skeleton frat sacrifice party.
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Jun 5, 2015 01:55
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hail satan
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Ralepozozaxe posted:There is a slight difference between the two. There's actually three 
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Jun 5, 2015 02:20
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That's a drat fine post Rorus.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:36
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Apparently there was another instance of plagiarism in editorial cartoons      This is awful.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:44
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What the hell, they even co-opted that one cartoonist's bird mouthpiece 
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Jun 5, 2015 02:49
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The cartoonist is unaware of how the United States (and other countries) has been using slave labor for decades in order to maximize ill-gotten profits and undermine labor unions. Edit: Hail Satan, dark Lorde be praised. Only two days until 06/06/2015, too. 
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It gets better: "William Charles" may not exist. That was a name of an cartoonist who lived from 1776 to 1820, and they apparently copied his signature from his work. For all we know, it could just be some guy at the paper (maybe several people), taking pre-existing cartoons and changing the words, and pasting in a signature from a cartoonist who's been dead for 200 years.
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Jun 5, 2015 02:54
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If you're going to steal cartoons, at least have the decency to choose a better font.
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This is the first DbD I've read in weeks. He's really lost all coherence for good, hasn't he?
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Jun 5, 2015 03:28
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Rorus Raz posted:The Tinsley went down to Toon Thread Amazing. Amazing.
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  THAT"S TREASON BENNY   This just in: Pastor Phred Phelps is still dead. (  ) Silly, that's not how you make a Satan Sandwich!!   S A T A N http://i.imgur.com/bs3QENS.jpg OK that's enough, GIS, thank you pwn fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Jun 5, 2015 |
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