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Gutter Owl posted:Think about it man. Not only do milkmaid a have the whole milk/breasts association going on, it's an entire occupation based around the tugging of fleshy appendages until they squirt frothy white sustenance. Sometimes there's an accident and you spray it all over the front of your blouse, how disgraceful. And that's not to even speak of the naughty milk maids sneaking a taste by spraying it right into their mouths. keep going, almost there
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 20:54 |
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Rutibex posted:ive got wood for sheep Tekopo posted:dude, its even in the op, dont mention the forbidden joke No but see, he's not actually talking about lumber. It's a clever innuendo. The "wood" here is a metaphor for his penis. Because he gets absolutely turgid at livestock. He's tried everything. Doctors can't help him. The therapy camps have been nothing but a waste of money. It's a curse. He tries to live a normal life. But suddenly he'll just happen to be in a field at night with his binoculars, and through no fault of his own he'll catch a glimpse of one of those little pasture-sluts, wearing nothing but the wool god wrapped her in. All soft and docile and presenting and hnnnng, this thing is so loving rigid it's like the head is going to pop off and he's going to spray blood and cum all over the heather. Don't you get it man? He's literally going to bleed to death, right here, right now, unless he gets a little wild and wooly action, do you feel him? (If you're the sheep, the answer is yes, you're going to feel him.)
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 20:57 |
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Fungah! posted:anime is good its seriously epic
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:02 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:09 |
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anime gave us the trope of gathering energy and then punching/stomp/slamming a weapon into the ground and causing an explosion, and for that i am eternally thankful
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:12 |
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Countblanc posted:its seriously epic i seriously don't know how i'm gonna cope when this season of jojo's ends
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:12 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:13 |
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i've already read the whole series but i just want it to keep going forever
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:13 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:13 |
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Fungah! posted:i seriously don't know how i'm gonna cope when this season of jojo's ends i actually havent watched any but thats specifically because i'm moving in a month and my future housemates and i made a pact to marathon it when we move in together
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:14 |
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Countblanc posted:i actually havent watched any but thats specifically because i'm moving in a month and my future housemates and i made a pact to marathon it when we move in together oh man you're going to have the time of your life
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:14 |
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i seriously can't think of the last time i've had so much fun with a tv show, it's just so insanely good
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:16 |
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Countblanc posted:anime gave us the trope of gathering energy and then punching/stomp/slamming a weapon into the ground and causing an explosion, and for that i am eternally thankful anime didn't invent poo poo
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:25 |
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Tekopo posted:dude, its even in the op, dont mention the forbidden joke bored games
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:27 |
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Rutibex posted:anime didn't invent poo poo I don't see any crackling energy here??
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:32 |
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Wow some old white dudes holding a thing, very interesting *yawns VERY audibly*
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:33 |
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Rutibex posted:anime didn't invent poo poo zeus was also big on harems and the greeks were big on loving kids too greece is basically mediterranean japan
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:38 |
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Countblanc posted:I don't see any crackling energy here?? unfortunately roman anime is a lost art to us, those are statues and the ancients did not have the technology to make Jupiters bronze thunderbolts crackle Fellis posted:zeus was also big on harems thats fair
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:38 |
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Board games need to translate the "hot blooded" trait of anime heroes into cardboard somehow.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:49 |
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Gutter Owl posted:No but see, he's not actually talking about lumber. It's a clever innuendo. The "wood" here is a metaphor for his penis. Because he gets absolutely turgid at livestock.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 21:59 |
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sonatinas posted:Board games need to translate the "hot blooded" trait of anime heroes into cardboard somehow. i unironically already did
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 00:49 |
Lichtenstein posted:
Goddammit that was literally going to be my response Fuckin slavic girls.
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 01:22 |
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anime and card games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9NBvsmQ2Ik
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:30 |
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e: doublepost
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:30 |
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New Eminent Domain stuff for you guys https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/michaelmindes/eminent-domain-battlecruisers-and-exotica
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:43 |
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I just want a copy of Escalation damnit.
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 02:48 |
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Bottom Liner posted:I just want a copy of Escalation damnit. So just buy it? http://www.boardgameprices.com/prices/eminentdomainescalation E: also <3 this Durendal posted:New Eminent Domain stuff for you guys I ordered the microcosm card for the emdo promos. Played 5 more times this weekend, game owns, although I think the Double Trouble scenario might be as broken as the scientific discovery scenario fozzy fosbourne fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jun 5, 2015 |
# ? Jun 5, 2015 03:05 |
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fozzy fosbourne posted:So just buy it? http://www.boardgameprices.com/prices/eminentdomainescalation The one place that actually has it in stock wants $12 to ship a $16 game. No thanks.
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 03:18 |
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Bottom Liner posted:The one place that actually has it in stock wants $12 to ship a $16 game. No thanks. sell one of your other games and buy it
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 03:45 |
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That's not a deal at all! Unless you want a copy of Catan
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 03:48 |
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Lichtenstein posted:
Hey baby, I've got an extra room, enough jobs to build this sweet animal pen, and there just happens to be an open family growth space. Durendal fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jun 5, 2015 |
# ? Jun 5, 2015 03:50 |
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ok so my gencon buy list is looking like codenames, the glooper expansion and the t&e reprint. anyone got anything super mindblowing that's debuting at gencon to add to that or should i just start filling in holes in my collection
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 05:41 |
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keep in mind by holes in my collection i mean caylus and dominion adventures so it needs to be something at least as sexy as those
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 05:42 |
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StashAugustine posted:scifi is even worse about the creepy poo poo if you read too much of it All sci fi is creepy and bad, except star trek. Is there a good star trek board game? I already have the vcr game. Do not suggest attack wing
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 06:09 |
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ConorT posted:All sci fi is creepy and bad, except star trek.
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 07:05 |
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ConorT posted:All sci fi is creepy and bad, except star trek.
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 07:37 |
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Fungah! posted:ok so my gencon buy list is looking like codenames, the glooper expansion and the t&e reprint. anyone got anything super mindblowing that's debuting at gencon to add to that or should i just start filling in holes in my collection My list so far Rattle Battle Grab the Loot - Portal Game of Thrones lcg 2nd edition - FFG Pocket Imperium - Ludicreations Patchwork - Mayfair
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 11:13 |
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The feedback for the original box was that it didn't make it clear enough this was a game about white people
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 15:37 |
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fozzy fosbourne posted:
nice dirt 'stache
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# ? Jun 5, 2015 15:57 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 02:25 |
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Hey what's your guys opinions on games that don't distinctly have mechanisms that limit cheating ala component limits, open information, etc. Obviously you shouldn't play with cheaters but if there's the possibility that no one would ever know that you had an illegal hidden hand or something, is that bad game design or a limit of the medium
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# ? Jun 6, 2015 05:27 |