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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Correct it's an overpriced rib house with lovely service, and microwaved ribs

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
had I known 'rib house' was an an actual thing I would have used that instead

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Chain bbq ain't no bbq

It's not like burgers, you just can't pull it off.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Woman behind Bernie here is a reporter from Sweden covering the only candidate in the race arguing that the US should be more Swedish.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

PupsOfWar posted:

Chain bbq ain't no bbq

It's not like burgers, you just can't pull it off.

it's not even bbq

it's generic steak place, also with ribs

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

what the gently caress, gloves?? this is loving treaason

That little girl is giving him the look that deserves.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

it's not even bbq

it's generic steak place, also with ribs

basically outback steakhouse, with different decor

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Not the only gloves he's worn today.



Meanwhile, in Ames, Iowa, a Marco superfan.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
If any of these people are elected we may die in nuclear fire. :hb:

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

Meanwhile, in Ames, Iowa, a Marco superfan.



Are you sure that's not his grandpa?

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

Pillowpants posted:

Josh Brolin as Rick Perry
Donald Trump as Donald Trump
Vincent D'onofriio as Jeb


That's all I got. It's so hard to remember all these guys.

Kevin Spacey in a fat suit as Mike Huckabee.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Little known fact: Tony Roma actually invented the wet wipe and used the profits to fund a series of bbq restaurants in his name

He was also the primary financial backer for the heart stent in the late 80s and made half a billion on it. Dude should just not invest in restaurants and stick to backing inventions.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Lote posted:

He was also the primary financial backer for the heart stent in the late 80s and made half a billion on it. Dude should just not invest in restaurants and stick to backing inventions.

Half a billion? Should have pushed for more.

RevKrule
Jul 9, 2001

Thrilling the forums since 2001

That moment when Marco Rubio says he's down with the Wu-Tang Clan but can't name a single member. If you've ever heard of Wu-Tang, this is pretty impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku6vOZ8CR1Q

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Dolash posted:

The sensationalism actually makes the books appealing enough to read for the airport-flying crowd (the exact context I first read them, if I'm not mistaken) by grinding the grist of the campaign into something resembling a narrative. It's honestly a little weird that Presidential elections are basically the highest drama contest in the world for control of the single most powerful post, charged with the power to singlehandedly destroy the planet if they see fit, and good reading on the subject is so rare. At least, it rarely penetrates into mainstream pop culture.

The best story to come out of Obama's 2008 election was the Random Acts of Shark short stories with Obama and the rest of the cast as larger-than-life American folklore characters.

Well, I mean, those are real drat hard to top. A novel on the same principles would be beyond amazing.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

PupsOfWar posted:

Chain bbq ain't no bbq

It's not like burgers, you just can't pull it off.

I've had stuff that's good, but it's not something you can expand beyond a regional thing (the region being Texas :smug: ).

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


I can't be the only one hoping for another Romney Death Rally moment this year, can I? Have the GOP gotten any better at twitter and social media in the interim?

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

RevKrule posted:

That moment when Marco Rubio says he's down with the Wu-Tang Clan but can't name a single member. If you've ever heard of Wu-Tang, this is pretty impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku6vOZ8CR1Q

Marco Rubio on his favourite hip hop artist to listen to: "Pitbull"

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

RevKrule posted:

That moment when Marco Rubio says he's down with the Wu-Tang Clan but can't name a single member. If you've ever heard of Wu-Tang, this is pretty impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku6vOZ8CR1Q

at least he didn't say Ice-Cube

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
i know thats not the real name

Pegged Lamb
Nov 5, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
I'll say this for Walker, he's one of a handful of conservatives who don't have the evil arched eyebrows.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

But is Rick Perry the most handsome man on television?

mods report this guy to the feds for death threats

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Pegged Lamb
Nov 5, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Wow you achieved that curvature of the sticker effect really convincingly.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
It's from the original Dukakis photo, I just cut it with preview in osx since I don't know how to do fancy photo stuff :ssh:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Scott Walker always looks like such a dweeb

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

President Walker would almost be worth it for the pictures of him trying to interact with, or stare down, people like Putin and Xi.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Just saw this, but Lincoln Chafee wants to be "a leader and inspiration for civilized behavior in this new century".

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

Civilizer of the new century? Someone, activate the newtsignal!

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?

Joementum posted:

Woman behind Bernie here is a reporter from Sweden covering the only candidate in the race arguing that the US should be more Swedish.



I enjoy Bernie's appeals towards the Scandinavian Model, but sadly the far right is ascendant in Sweden right now and neoliberalism has ruined a good chunk of it.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Mr Hootington posted:

If any of these people are elected we may die in nuclear fire. :hb:

Do you actually believe this poo poo or are you making some sort of joke?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Cliff Racer posted:

Do you actually believe this poo poo or are you making some sort of joke?

Only in the case of a graham. :gop:

There was a bomb threat at the event. Which is why the candidates were in hiding.

Mr Hootington fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Jun 7, 2015

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Brendan Fraser as Marco Rubio

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Neeksy posted:

I enjoy Bernie's appeals towards the Scandinavian Model, but sadly the far right is ascendant in Sweden right now and neoliberalism has ruined a good chunk of it.

Hey at least all the parties except for the Swedish Democrats are pro-immigration, and the SD seems to be a pariah as far as every other party is concerned, unlike next door, where True Finns are part of the government. You suck Finland.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?

Mr Hootington posted:

Only in the case of a graham. :gop:

There was a bomb threat at the event. Which is why the candidates were in hiding.

The RNC is taking drastic measures to cull the field.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Amused to Death posted:

Hey at least all the parties except for the Swedish Democrats are pro-immigration, and the SD seems to be a pariah as far as every other party is concerned, unlike next door, where True Finns are part of the government. You suck Finland.

Damnit I was hoping to parlay my distant Swedish ancestry to flee there...

The Bunk
Sep 15, 2007

Oh, I just don't know
where to begin.
Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

Not the only gloves he's worn today.



Walker actually looks pretty normal when you can only see one of his eyes.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Yeah I was going to say that's the best looking picture of him I have ever seen, maybe he should just address crowds facing sideways from now on.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Mr Hootington posted:

Only in the case of a graham. :gop:

There was a bomb threat at the event. Which is why the candidates were in hiding.

That's because every GOP event involves bomb threats.

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