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Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

This kid was one of the best

# ? Jun 6, 2015 20:37

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# ? May 31, 2024 00:30

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

People are mad at Havok over years-old tweets? What's this about?

# ? Jun 6, 2015 20:43

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Luigi Thirty posted:

People are mad at Havok over years-old tweets? What's this about?

It's in the NXT thread about halfway down

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3672942&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=276

# ? Jun 6, 2015 20:52

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Oh. Ooooh. Well gently caress her then, I hope she stays in TNA forever.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 20:57

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

I like that staying in TNA forever is acceptable punishment to us as wrestling fans.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 21:21

Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I like that staying in TNA forever is acceptable punishment to us as wrestling fans.

a 3 month sentence seems pretty short to me

# ? Jun 6, 2015 21:35

tao of lmao: Oct 9, 2005

Sandman fan turning his back for the finish of hhh/flair.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 22:46

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

The one guy in the front row of Royal Rumble 2001 who was on his cell the whole time and then lost his mind when the Rock started his finishing sequence.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 23:11

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

The only guy in the 2001 RR crowd I remember is that prick in the shirt and tie with a sign for every single wrestler. He seemed to know the running order already.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 23:22

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

pressedbunny posted:

The only guy in the 2001 RR crowd I remember is that prick in the shirt and tie with a sign for every single wrestler. He seemed to know the running order already.

That dude ruled.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 23:37

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

best wrestling fan is that dude who stares right at the camera on nitro and tears up a hogan shirt before throws up the four horsemen gang sign

# ? Jun 6, 2015 23:42

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

oatgan posted:

best wrestling fan is that dude who stares right at the camera on nitro and tears up a hogan shirt before throws up the four horsemen gang sign

Yeah I think it's this guy by a country mile

# ? Jun 6, 2015 23:44

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

this fuckin guy

# ? Jun 6, 2015 23:45

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

yeah.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 23:47

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

He looks so angry, too

# ? Jun 6, 2015 23:52

Fushin: Dec 16, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Yeah that pretty much ends this debate.

# ? Jun 6, 2015 23:55

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

That dude that lost his mind when John Cena came back at the rumble and we have an MP3 of it and he's a goon and I just want to remind everyone about how he was exactly right about being hype.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 00:21

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

oatgan posted:

this fuckin guy

Southern_wrestling_fan.gif.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 00:43

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Woodchip posted:

Southern_wrestling_fan.gif.

Combined with the hat, he could be president of a resurrected CSA.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 00:52

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

pressedbunny posted:

The only guy in the 2001 RR crowd I remember is that prick in the shirt and tie with a sign for every single wrestler. He seemed to know the running order already.

I'm 99% sure that that's the same guy who still shows up in a blue work shirt and red cap to every show nowadays.

Another favorite of mine was from the first Kawada/Kobashi 60 minute draw, featuring a dude in a hoody going loving NUTS for Kobashi when he got any sort of upper hand near the end.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:08

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

oatgan posted:

this fuckin guy

Go Braves

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:15

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

oatgan posted:

this fuckin guy

Move over, all children, theres a new best fan in town.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:20

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

oatgan posted:

this fuckin guy

Holy poo poo, I think I remember this when it aired.

Wow I'm old. :smith:

# ? Jun 7, 2015 01:45

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

If you want something funny, Lance is up to one of his Big Pharma rants again in response to an article about UK customs raiding a lab producing "innovative natural treatments for fibromyalgia"

# ? Jun 7, 2015 06:48

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Woodchip posted:

Southern_wrestling_fan.gif.

Someone please repost that .gif of the impact zone mongoloids, because I think we all know the true owner of that title.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 07:18

bessantj: Jul 27, 2004

Luigi Thirty posted:

If you want something funny, Lance is up to one of his Big Pharma rants again in response to an article about UK customs raiding a lab producing "innovative natural treatments for fibromyalgia"

Thanks for helping me start off the day with a good laugh.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 10:01

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

oatgan posted:

this fuckin guy

Any exucse to repost one of my favorite Observer excerpts eve:

MassRafTer posted:

I think I have discovered what Dave Meltzer uses for porn.

From the December 18th 1995 Observer:

Nitro Recap

WCW Nitro on 12/11 in Charlotte before 4,500 fans (3,900 paying $38,000) saw Eddie Guerrero pin Mr. J.L. in 4:22 with a cradle in a great opener (***1/4), Paul Orndorff pinned Disco Inferno in 2:17 with a back suplex (1/4*), Lex Luger beat Jim Duggan with the torture rack in 2:43 (-1/4*) and Hulk Hogan & Sting beat Ric Flair & Arn Anderson in 13:26 when Hogan pinned Anderson with a legdrop (**1/4). Hogan was booed out of the building again, this time more than ever. The crowd was dead for the first two TV matches (even though the first one was a great match) because so many negative Hogan and pro-Flair signs were confiscated before the show that it left the live crowd pissed and they didn't start reacting until Flair came out for an interview. They did an angle to make sure Flair was booed by having Flair, Brian Pillman and Anderson (Chris Benoit was in Japan) destroy Orndorff with a stuff piledriver on the floor, and they put a neck brace on Orndorff and carried him out and sent him away in an ambulance on television. I believe Orndorff is undergoing some type of surgery so this was a storyline to explain his absence. Anyway, that didn't work at all. In fact, nothing on the show worked the way it should have although it wasn't as if Hogan's reaction in Charlotte wasn't expected. Fans in the first few rows that were given Hogan merchandise to wave around (nobody actually buys Hogan merchandise at these shows, the stuff you see on TV is planted) at the end of the show were ripping up the bandannas and throwing them at Hogan. Luger was also cheered and the biggest pop of the night was when either Flair poked Hogan in the eyes or when Luger put Hogan in the torture rack. Luger did a run-in during the main event and put Hogan in the rack outside the ring. Flair & Anderson doubled on Sting for several minutes. Sting first made the hot tag behind the refs back and when Hogan asked the fans, they all screamed that Hogan hadn't made a tag. It was hilarious. Anyway, Hogan finally made the hot tag, popped up after Anderson's spinebuster and pinned him with a legdrop. Pillman ran in again attacking Sting until Luger made the save for Sting, but then joined the Horsemen in attacking Hogan until Sting made the save for Hogan. While all this was going on, Savage did a run-in and Sting punched him. Sting later apologized in a long terrible post-match interview which saw both Hogan and Sting on live television forget parts of the storyline each was involved in. Sting thought he punched Hogan last week when it was the other way around. Hogan talked about being suspended from WCW (which makes a lot of sense since he wrestled that night) when it was a probation. Eric Bischoff was very sick so he was below par calling the stuff (but he was still worlds better than Vince McMahon that night). Steve McMichael was actually worse than ever before, including botching up the names of two football players when making a comparison with Orndorff's injury. Bobby Heenan doesn't get anything over, but he was at least funny two or three times.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 13:12

britishbornandbread: Jul 8, 2000; You'll stumble in my footsteps

Massive thanks for posting that gif. I can't stop laughing at it. Wouldn't mind but the issue is I am presently on a busy train.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 13:29

Irritated Goat: Mar 12, 2005; This post is pathetic.

Luigi Thirty posted:

People are mad at Havok over years-old tweets? What's this about?

Well that explains this wiki thing I saw yesterday. Welp. :sigh:

Good job probably screwing yourself out of a good thing Havok

# ? Jun 7, 2015 15:22

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

That dude that lost his mind when John Cena came back at the rumble and we have an MP3 of it and he's a goon and I just want to remind everyone about how he was exactly right about being hype.

Post it, MRP.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 15:30

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

# ? Jun 7, 2015 17:52

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

I don't know about best fans, but if we had categories

Most nightmare inducing:

Most sickeningly adorable

Biggest goon

Runner up

# ? Jun 7, 2015 18:28

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

pressedbunny posted:

Someone please repost that .gif of the impact zone mongoloids, because I think we all know the true owner of that title.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 18:35

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

I know I shouldn't and it makes me an awful person, but I laugh every time.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 19:18

someusername: Jan 26, 2015

Luigi Thirty posted:

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If you want something funny, Lance is up to one of his Big Pharma rants again in response to an article about UK customs raiding a lab producing "innovative natural treatments for fibromyalgia"

What's the endgame in "curing" a fake disease made up so that people can get disability dollars?

They obviously won't say it workd , or their whole game is a bust.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 20:12

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

someusername posted:

What's the endgame in "curing" a fake disease made up so that people can get disability dollars?

They obviously won't say it workd , or their whole game is a bust.

"Please, government/big business/wealthy benefactor, fully subsidise our research into this crippling disease."

# ? Jun 7, 2015 21:56

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

When will big pharma cure my Hulkamania?

# ? Jun 7, 2015 22:42

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

Sorry, can't come into work today. I've got a crippling case of Hulkamania, BROTHER

# ? Jun 7, 2015 22:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

When will big pharma cure my Hulkamania?

I'm sorry, despite the thousands of hours of manpower put in by McMahon, Fliehr & Sullivan in search of a cure, they've come to the conclusion that Hulkamania is, in fact, forever.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 22:55

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# ? May 31, 2024 00:30

cunny mcalister: Mar 21, 2004; Somehow less than meets the eye.

I'm so glad I didn't catch Hulkamania, I have a hard enough time when my Monster Truck Madness flares up.

# ? Jun 7, 2015 23:08

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